random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Yo mama so stupid she deposits her salary to West Bank

sometimes a cigar is just a cigar and sometimes it is null killing his family.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Texas in not an European society

 

[Haloperidol]

Haiku for Jaron

My doctors have failed
Fuck my amhole exploded
My parents should hang

In all the online hate I have received, to date I have not been misgendered like this. You truly are breaking ground here. Not even incels.is would stoop to calling me male in their 14 post Twitter rant.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

You’re the one who launched us headfirst into this chaotic fever dream of hookers, 45-minute butt hole douching, and gay Eiffel Tower fantasies gone laughably wrong.

Source

 

[Laburnum]

"Kiwi farms is what happens when hate becomes sexual but you're not physically turned on."

Source

 

[Pedophobe]

You cannot bully a kiwi farms user "too much"

 

[Bajilionaire]

Fuck off. NO ONE can fit in my walls. my walls are too thick to even squeeze through. they are BRICK. you would be SMASHED. nice try.

 

[Stan]

Troons use the world "valid" and "validated" like they expect you to give them a handstamp or a Pokemon gym badge for gender achievement.

 

[Gog & Magog]

“I am never going to be caught,” he said finally, his voice swelling as if he were almost moved to tears. “I am invincible.”

-Torswats a year before being caught.

 

[Sprate Header]

-Torswats a year before being caught.

"What are you gonna do, catch me?" - man who got caught

 

[Meiwaku]

to hear a woman say “Shut up nigger” is beautiful to me

She may very well go down in history as the first woman ever to deliver a baked potato instead of a human infant.

HHH is a master angler. He throws out the same bait, month after month, year after year, and the fish still bite. It's amazing.

Does being a CEO count as a pre-condition?

I think we should rename doxxing to POZZLOADING THEIR NIGHOLE. It has to be all caps. Capslock is cruise control for COOL.

If this goes well the overtun window will shift so far right that soon CNN will be debating weather a Partial Nigger Death would be a good policy for dems to adopt.

There are decades where nothing happens and there are weeks where decades happen

What I Want this to Mean: I can call my friends and family "Nigger Faggots" on FB.

What it Probably Means: I won't get banned on FB for saying "maybe we shouldn't let 3 year olds transition".

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I'm gonna sperg for fun.

The word for this is "onahole", which is Japanese for "friend."

AAAWOOOOOOOOOOO~~

Owing to her Mexican heritage, Vivienne also has a habit of stealing everything not bolted to the floor.

The finest porn is hosted right here on KiwiFarms.

What's so bad about being an edgelord?

FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT

*Sex Joke*

Grayson Death Carlyle : Drives a green pickup and likes BBW, Granny and Feet pornhub tags.

high IQ leads to transition

Truly a staple of reddit. Rape, murder, corruption, theft, and domestic violence are all bad, but bigotry is unforgivable.

At this rate he's not going to have any content left. The man is having a Cultural Revolution on his own channel.

REDDITOR'S LAW: As a redditor's takes become more unhinged, the probability he's active on one or more weird fetish subs approaches 1.

I guess I'd just really like a cost-benefit analysis on what's more inefficient: desalination plants and an extended pipeline grid for a region that has an annual fire season or trying to turn middle-aged linebackers into anime girls.

teach us more of your metal bending ways, welderman

Nice schizo. I have no idea what he even thinks he's doing. Here's a cat video he posted 13 days ago. That's a good fuckin kitty right there.

Burning down LA works as an ad blocker? Why haven't we been torching these motherfuckers day and night?

Jew hives are on fire. Niggers most affected. Also, In-n-Out SUCKS.

I was completely serious, unlike faggot politicians I actually have good ideas that would work.

And as for being disappointed, if you had expectations for people on the Internet, that's a you problem. And a very stupid one to have.

Those poor kids. Imagine losing your house on top of getting molested by your gay parents.

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker, burn

NO WE CAN'T GET WATER TO PUT OUT YOUR HOUSE WE HAD TO SAVE SOME GAY LITTLE FISH THAT LIVES IN A PUDDLE

Go Fire Chan!
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

I've heard California is warm in the winter, but this is ridiculous!

I love living through historical events. Especially when it's happening to people I don't like

I feel connected to this fire in LA. I have an uncontrollable fire burning through my guts and ass atm (Norovirus), I have tried dousing it with water and jello and Alka Seltzer, and it has done nothing. Pray for me boys, I can't imagine what I'm going through is any better than what's happening in LA.

Bit of an autistic rant here.

Two retarded monkeys throwing their own feces at each other.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Do you have any concerns that the women on this site are gaining to much power and that they are going to pull the site in a bad direction?

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/comments/627701/

 

[JustSomeDong]

Troons use the world "valid" and "validated" like they expect you to give them a handstamp or a Pokemon gym badge for gender achievement.

 

[stupid frog]

You will never be a Muppet. You have no felt, you have no rods. You are just an animal lifeform twisted by nature into a mockery of the Jim Henson Workshop's perfection.

 

[Big Nasty]

I googled this person to find out who she was and I see a weird looking hapa getting facefucked by a nigger with a small dick

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

The plastic robot store welcomes him, his followers fawn over him, his therapist affirms him.

I don't know what I expected out of today but seeing a man with 3 lobster claw titties and a bellybutton like a hemroidal anal sphincter was not it.

Occasionally he will send out messages through his intermediary (Hermes/Musk) or notice some porn star he descends from New Olympus to grab by the pussy, possibly dressed as a swan.

Why are you bringing us all down into some nihilism type bullshit when you could just be anti-Semitic like a normal person?

I hope the same kind of thing happens to your anus.

Oh god no, I just find wildfires pretty. I'm a wuss around it, just find it captivating in a strange way.

WARNING: The city of Los Angeles contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm

Bush is dope but it needs to be tastefully trimmed and throughly washed. An untamed jungle doesn't make you radical or virtuous, it just means you're lazy and gross. The great thing about Bush is when it just peaks over the pants like the neighbor from home improvement.

Isn't complaining about moral fagging a form of moral fagging?

EDIT: AirTag your tortoises, sheeple

Up yours, nerd. I have a shrine right now dedicated to Zhurong while screaming and jacking off nonstop as hard as possible saying "YES! YESSS! DIE CALIFORNIA SCUM FUCKS DIE!" while occasionally looking out my window with a huge ass sniper rifle (Like, one of those anime ones) and looking for people with CA plates driving by so I can pop their tires, trap them on my property and then sodomize them to death and burn their corpse in my Zhurong tribute/sacrifice fire pit. Eventually, I plan to rent a blimp, fly it over CA with an advertising message written on it that says "BUCK BREAK CA, FUCK YOU - FROM THE WORLD" while dropping countless boxes filled with Diarreha on the burnt rubble while a sound system blares "EAT SHIT CALIFORNIA" over and over on max volume.

And I'm sorry if you think that is immature or a problem.

Everyone here should be really ashamed of themselves.

Although tbh, I seriously doubt that LA specifically is The Babylon/Whore of Babylon or that Babylon would be a singular city.

> I want people to die
>I don’t want people to die

Shut the fuck up no one cares just post updates

A BRIEF LIST OF CALIFORNIA MISMANAGEMENT DECISIONS THAT HELPED CAUSE THIS SITUATION:

Please, please, it's current year. The proper phrase is "Afro-Engineering."

THE SIGN LANGUAGE IS BACK ON KLTA 5

I fucking hate the word "resilient"
This press conference is so fucking gay

Drunken Carter funeral after party of course.

Based and African Slave Trade Pilled.

The night is still young. Also, you're full of shit.

no more retard cape shit or gay nigger faggot films and the guy who was supposed to ship my chinese currency collection is probably now a fried chicken wing

 

[Faceless Whore]

Uh, I have never ONCE Larped. You do realize LARP stands for Live Action Roleplay? I am poor. do you not understand how EXPENSIVE those costumes get? I'm poor dude. LOL that's not even true.

seriously. Do you not realize how EXPENSIVE Larping is? lmao, stop making shit up. your Gaslighting doesn't work on me anymore.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Sorry but you're only allowed to fuck mentally regarded girls and only if they're hot.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I once met a woman that was stronger than me, and she worked on a farm. I started working out after that so I could beat women.