💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
Desktop User2 said:
Just blame it on drugs or whatever but Imholte should take all Nick´s "power" and claim the faggotry.
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Aaron just has to point out he's not the kind of faggot without the courtesy to give a man a reacharound when he's fucking him in the ass. So some got on his hand.
 
Chode said:
We have two lolcows named Nick that are obsessed with cum which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.
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For real, I can't count how many times I started typing a reply and realized I was on the wrong thread and was meant to be on the thread for the other Nig. Both Nig's have so many points of overlap, I'll start responding to a comment and be several sentences deep before I realize I am addressing the wrong Nig.
 
What the fuck is it with lolcows named Nick and cum? Fuentes is the Cum Detective, but what is Nick? The Cum Hider? The Cum connoisseur?

My assumption with Nick is that he isn’t talking about Aaron eating out April, but that he likes “cooking” so much that he took out a recipe from Natural Harvest (gay cookbook for using sperm, I would believe Nick got it as a “joke”) and fed people his Navy.
 
Balldo's Gate said:
The four of them were sleeping in the same bed
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That´s the biggest tell... you can fuck around, swing or whatever without the homosexual sex but sleeping together is a big tell of intimacy and pretty unusual. Not to mention how they behaved around each other, getting pretty graphical and, Nick specially, physical.
 
Law said:
Nicholas Rekieta, married father of five, does not think that non-reproductive sex is for mutual pleasure shared by a married couple. He thinks it's about owning another person and marking his territory.
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You’re spot on. Notice how little April is actually mentioned in this totally weird and funny story, and Kayla is just a complete non-entity. They are literally just holes in which to deposit ejaculate in Nick’s narrative.

To concede some win to the Toe, Aaron never talked about Kayla like she’s a nameless storage facility. I think he did care for her.
 
It's actually kind of sad if you think about it, Aaron eating Nick's cum was the one thing his heart desired and all he needed, but he threw it away for April and Kayla. Now he has to live as an unhappy faggot while his lover moves on, unable to admit to himself how he truly feels. I believe what I'm getting at is there's some Greek Tragedy in this cum eating story.
 
Bowl of Ramen said:
You’re spot on. Notice how little April is actually mentioned in this totally weird and funny story, and Kayla is just a complete non-entity. They are literally just holes in which to deposit ejaculate in Nick’s narrative.

To concede some win to the Toe, Aaron never talked about Kayla like she’s a nameless storage facility. I think he did care for her.
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I think that's part of what makes Nick seethe so much. I get the feeling Aaron may have the capacity to be genuinely kind, and was to Kayla. After years of dealing with Nick I'm sure she got attached to Aaron.
 
Chode said:
We have two lolcows named Nick that are obsessed with cum which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again, 2024 was really defined by the Nicks trying their absolute best to give the Joshes a run for their money.
 
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
What the fuck is it with lolcows named Nick and cum? Fuentes is the Cum Detective, but what is Nick? The Cum Hider? The Cum connoisseur?
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You reminded me, I made a bunch of these over a year ago.
Back then they were mostly a joke, but he's really put in work to live up to the shitpost.
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Sure, if everyone else in the polycule is a woman, but that's normally called a harem.
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Nick would love to compare himself to Genghis Khan but even that's a bridge to far for him. He has no steppe warrior horde, he has only 1-2 bitches, and he is not an enjoyer of kitty companionship. It's a worrisome possibility that he would compare himself to Mohammed, though.
 
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