random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[des Pudels Kern]

Music in general has degenerated so much in the intervening 20 years, even a tidbit of Breaking Benjamin feels like Mozart.

 

[Gentlebastard]

now that I analyzed it based on this guy saying it's not gay, I have to say - it's pretty fucking gay though.

I made the mistake of feeding Mormons. Now they won't stop showing up at my door.

Clearly lobotomies need to make a comeback

Would it be funny? Yeah.
But would I feel a little bit bad? Maybe just a bit.

Season's Sneedings, everyone.

she feel her opinions and thoughts are god's gift to the world

and quite frankly, it is quite the gift that keeps on giving
because she may lack integrity, she may lack a conscience, she may even lack intelligence but what she does have is consistency

I have to be a masochist for always opening this shit. I know it’s something I can live without seeing yet I’m curious and open it every fucking time.

He got a pretty clean sweep of sins, but he is too pathetic to be called evil.
In hell, he would be one of those fat, small demons with an arse for a face.

 

[Talibama]

"Hell Hath No Fury like an Italian with a peepee you broke."

 

[polyester]

Obviously I was an innocent lil sperglet at the time

 

[Pedophobe]

fuck off.
respectfully so.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I'm just glad we have another austere religious scholar visiting the Retard Gangstalking Society to share his Biblical worldview

 

[CaddestSlown]

does the Pokedex count as an augury tool

 

[Star Classic]

Do not ever fucking call me "horsefriend."

 

[Maki Harukawa]

personally i think the reason it keeps going down is because null cant program for shit and his website is ran by yanderedev-style spaghetti code

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I HAVENEVER GIVEN YOU PERMISSION TO USE MY AUMIIST USERNAME so i Demand you change it immediately you fuckin hag

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being hungry gives me ptsd

 

[Neodanthril]

*farts autistically*

 

[LimeRikki]

follow up question: does the Pokedex count as an augury tool

 

[Slideshow Bill]

better not drink water either cause you know who else does that? the cringe evil liberal leftists

If you have crippling back pain, you drown it with Ambien, boxed wine, Goldbelly pies, and tranny hookers.

• gun niggers
• jacket niggers
• professional assassin niggers
• ebike niggers
• backpack niggers
• hitman niggers
• wife hired a hitman niggers
• medical industry niggers
• NYC niggers
• corporate america niggers
• corporate espionage niggers
• left/right niggers who can't think about literally anything without dividing it into one camp or the other (objectively the worst of all the niggers)
• DNA/fingerprint niggers
• Starbucks/protein bar niggers
• "them" niggers (2nd worst niggers)
• CIA MKULTRA niggers (activation word: Ronald McDonald)
• health system everywhere else is better than america niggers
• health system everywhere else is worse than america niggers
• AI niggers
• bus niggers
• ted kaczynski niggers
• eyebrow niggers
• face recognition niggers
• hostel niggers
• Italian niggers
• software niggers
• writing/intellectual niggers
• mcdonalds niggers
• back surgery niggers
• psychedelic drug niggers
• ayahuasca niggers
• gay guys and women who are recharging their hitachi wand before they take another long look at Luigi's photos niggers
• people who constantly talk about niggers penis in the context of prison niggers

 

[Blackhole]

I DON'T LIKE 'EM PUTTIN CHEMICALS IN THE MAPLE SYRUP THAT TURNS THE FRICKIN MOOSE STRAIGHT

 

[CEO of Gay]

the court finds that Mr. Greer’s recalcitrant behavior is willful

The court's words, not Useful Mistake's.

 

[frozen_runner]

Self-reflection is a tool of white supremacy and we won't be tolerating that kind of intolerance here in A&N.

There is no power in the universe capable of shutting black women the fuck up.

Josh is truly a cursed name.

Kiwi and Balldo should collaborate and make the Kiwido.

Kevin Bacon is both dead and alive until you observe him.

Let's get serious for a minute. How will this affect trans women?

This makes me thirsty for orange Fanta.

Ukraine belongs on the BLM-gay-retard flag.

But where is the car?

I can't ride a faggot to work.

Gay Niggers from Hogwarts.

What if the fetus is an infidel?

@spaztocate9000

The reptilians are just upset from being driven underground. Once we introduce them to cheese and squarts, they'll calm down.
just like megan fox did

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Suck my balls you gay nigger.

 

[Space Police]

kiwifarms saved me from having negro penises warp my fragile little mind.

 

[Wodanaz]

Lion Kang
Today at 8:06 PM

When the kiwifarms becomes actually relevant and the feds send a tranny down to Florida to shoot you down like a dog in the street I will laugh very hard.

I hope it's livestreamed too. I hope I can clip your 4k resolution livestreamed tranny murder and I will go through your streams and make a compilation of all the times you acted like a complete cunt, and after each clip I will replay the clip of she/her immortalizing you in the most literal sense of the word, and I will laugh even harder at you. There is no fate for you more deserving than this you pretentious sissy prissy pig bitch lowtax bastard spawn.

 

[Talibama]

My German teacher once described Turks as "Germany's Mexicans".

 

[Local Fed]

See ? I am telling you the CAPS LOCK retraumatizes them.

Vaush yet again defending Al-Qaeda.

You will be groped and sexually assaulted by hordes of Pajeets and you will like it.

Common crack whore L.

I will report back when Mississippi gets their shit back together.