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Are we sure Jack is actually in Orlando? He's on a spree like he's just sitting in front of the bathroom mirror and describing himself.
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Are we sure Jack is actually in Orlando? He's on a spree like he's just sitting in front of the bathroom mirror and describing himself.
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Is he in Syria right now? Hopefully they airdrop him into Gaza. He'll be hunted for his bludder.
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We all know the answer nowMaybe I just want to be right but it sounds like jack is taking his vacation to a place people go for health-care. Either out of state or out of country
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Oh Jack is handicapped not injured, 
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How does one "steel" an idea? But then this faggot "steals" recipes all the time. Or he'd steal a thumbnail from a better looking version and use that instead of a picture of what he actually made. But I guess it's okay when he does it?
They're all faking but he's really disabled.
What a faggot.
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Physically, mentally and spiritually no less.Oh Jack is handicapped not injured,
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Man, it is so hard not to outright alog Jack with how he behaves.We all know the answer now
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Judging by those Shitter engagement stats for both of them, it's like the blind leading the blind.
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Jack, I think (read: hope) the pain is just the final stroke encroaching and we mortals will finally be free from your culinary tyranny.
Though really, imagine if the next stroke doesn't take him out. His videos would consist of him just awkwardly twitching and enunciating in his scootypuff between shots of stuff being cooked by Tammy when she's not busy getting fucked her bull (which can be heard in the background). The end shot would be him trying to chew/swallow his slop, but everything just slowly falls out and stains his shirt, finishing with a weak "gurd...meahhd...seeezngng".
Would it be funny? Yeah.
But would I feel a little bit bad? Maybe just a bit.
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No, those are the heart palpitations from all the cholesterol in his system.
But seriously when you need to tell others, time and time again, how much you love your spouse it's not because you do but because you know you'd be fucked without them. I mean I love my wife and all that but I don't go about telling everybody about it because nobody cares.
The difference is Fatty would be fucked if Hammy decided to leave him and he knows it.
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Mr. "Go look it up yourself + nobody wants to work anymore" Colossal Lazyshit demands he be handed everything immediately.
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What a lazy fucker.
But that only applies to other people, not to him.
Which reminds me of another cow who would do that. James Terry Mitchell Jr, a.k.a the Muncie Molester, would do this on Reddit.
If somebody posted something that he didn't understand he'd always ask for clarification. Like somebody would make a reference to some meme. Or would use a term he wasn't familiar with he'd always ask them for the source or what it meant. Yet if anybody else did the same thing he'd tell them to stop being so lazy and look it up themselves.
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What a shame.not injured,
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What do you know about the winters in Tennessee, Jack? You spend all your time indoors on your fart couch watching Blue's Clues, producing cooking abortions in your Sam's Hung Studion, and waiting for mommy-wife Tam Ham to drive you to another restaurant so you can shovel more meat and grease into your maw and then burble "gud fud A+". The longest you are outdoors is the trip from the house to the car and from the car to the restaurant. This is almost as hilarious as him trying to shit on people that do WFH.
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Didn't he complain last winter when they got like an inch of snow and it took the town "forever" to plow it?