random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Kaktus Kompot]

She looks like if you rubbed an empty bottle of lube found in a crime scene, this would be the genie that comes out. But instead of 3 wishes you get Kaposi's sarcoma.

a half-inch strip of hairy ballsack skin stretched down the middle like nightmare panties

Some interdimensional child molester shows up later for like ten seconds

is that a profile picture of BUTT HOLE?

Oh no, not the Monday cumdump party

DID YOU EVEN CONCENTRATE? MAYBE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BELONGS IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP?

My friends threw me a big sperm party

Telling you I got pregnant that night would be the Hollywood ending to this story, but I didn’t. Nor did I on the next trip to Burger King or the few we took after that.

 

[Hitman One]

You really are a spiteful little homo, aren't you?

 

[Dr. Butt]

Americans are so retarded that they think Britoids sound smart

My autism requires me to inform you that those are Gundams and a Zaku.

 

[Burgerasssand]

The difference between your 800 updoots on reddit and the CEO of the most denial-happy healthcare insurance provider in the US is pretty fucking huge.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I hate women.

Good thing they don't want to come near you then.

Thank God.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The horse abuse just makes me sad and I don't really wanna think about the incest woman too hard.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Congratulations on having the most retarded take so far, it couldn't have been easy.

 

[Dr. Butt]

It is always that old saying.
Every one likes to laugh, until they are the clown.

 

[Asian tech support]

If I meet you in the woods, I'll put a goblin hex on you, and turn you into a gay nigger.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Ya know for a second I thought about researching some things that might explain why they did this but then I realized I do not really want any of those search terms associated even with my vpn searches.

We're in for an absolute blizzard of skeeting about this.

Jesus cannot return soon enough.

Eww. This gives me the ick to the nth degree. Especially knowing after all this grandstanding it ends up with the "tall and brilliant" man masturbating in a public fast food bathroom.

If you eat food that makes you poop that isn't solid and relatively small, then it's almost certainly not good for you

I seen't video of this woman eating a cat. I seen't pitchers of niggers carrying geese by the neck walking down the sidewalk. I seen't videos of a black man saying to city council, "enough is enough, they're eating animals we thought were off limits and crashing into buildings. Im black and even I disavow."

Is this Stochastic Terrorism?

I may mutilate children, but at least I'm not WEIRD.

Fingers crossed that one of the kids who got shot was CFO of Blue Cross Blue Shield

Gas the bikes, vehicle war now.

It is an interesting life choice to wake up on a Saturday morning and farm for Islamic content ratings on the Kiwi Farms

brb grabbing some tights, a cape, and a mask to go patrol the streets tonight.

 

[Cringemaster Supreme]

Was this when Chantal got explosive diarrhoea and was trying to wipe it up with her g-string?

 

[Jang Joo]

Was this when Chantal got explosive diarrhoea and was trying to wipe it up with her g-string?

How the hell did I get ninja'd by a minute

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

turns out when you give women access to the internet they'll show their true colors.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Telling you I got pregnant that night would be the Hollywood ending to this story, but I didn’t. Nor did I on the next trip to Burger King or the few we took after that.

@Kaktus Kompot this one. It's this one that is the winner.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I think Blav is a pretty cool guy eh doxes whores and doesn't afraid of anyworm.

 

[Dr. Butt]

you are being ruled by pedophiles.

For richer or poorer,
in sickness and in health,
till death do us part,
unless one of us troons out.

 

[stupid frog]

Do autists dream of eclectic shitposts?

 

[often puzzled]

i jerked off a furry herm shark girl in VR

 

[Spud]

I had my "I recognize that gay blowjob" moment.

 

[Ed Special]

no amount of government funded anti-marijuanna propaganda has ever done a better job of making weed seem unappealing, than just interacting with an actual weed smoker