random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Smokeski]

back in my day Trolls backed off when these videos came out like NORMAL trolls .

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Is "she's a kind soul" the Minnesota version of the southern phrase "bless her heart" i.e. "she's fucking retarded"?

A huge majority of glowniggers are Mormons. Makes sense since you can easily control them due to having large amounts of family to threaten. Only downside is it's easy to spot them once you realize that Mormons are the only crackas who are good at basketball.

Is Joseph the first cuck?

Minnesota is a cuck blue state that slurps somali semen

(Apologies if I just spoiled Little House on the Prairie for anybody).

 

[Staffy]

Nah, zoey is just a schizo. Furina has more lore than just that. To quickly sum it up, she is basically the leftover result of Focalors, a hydro archon. She was cursed by being stripped of all powers except remaining immortal.
It's pretty similar to what happens to Loki in Son of the Mask.

In Son of the Mask Odin temporarily punishes Loki by stripping him of his powers. Very similar to Furina.

Furina probably wouldn't also be above turning her enemies heads into noses, like Loki in Son of the Mask. Marvel Loki would definitely do it too.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Is Greenland for sale? Because if Greenland is for sale we should obviously buy it. Hello, Greenland? How much???

I’m not turned on by my ears but I enjoy listening with them.

I, sir, am no faggot. Faggots are our niggers. I'm merely gay.

 

[BirdUp]

No stalker children, we clean our plates here. This is why your mealtime is already over. Enjoy early bed prison.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"This C-list actress was molested."

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

How the fuck can anyone take him seriously when he sounds like Kermit the Frog with his nuts trapped in a desk drawer?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

White women fuck hedgehogs?

Just don't molest anyone.

 

[Randomrando]

https://www.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/s/ISXy0LHQnC

"if dick in pussy is gay sex then your dad is gay"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

My head is starting to hurt. I'm going to go drink some watermelon.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Some are based, some are cringe, some are pedophiles.

My youngest cousin lived with me for a few months out of college and he was onto some incredibly suspicious stuff and he was also incredibly depressed, and my only real advice was nigga you need to stop watching so much anime.

Not sure if he's making a stupid joke or is just retarded.

The degenerate in the first image is somewhat on the right track (still going to Auschwitz).

Look modern dating may be rough, but I think there's a difference between dating a actual woman and jerking off to children. I just have a hunch.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

All according to keikaku*

*keikaku means oy vey

 

[Weebburner]

I wish my penis was powerful enough to take down the Kiwi Farms.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I'd George Floyd every Mustang owner, including force-feeding them fentanyl so they too can dundonuffin

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Reminder that Muhammad raped a 9 year old and the endless turmoil of the middle east is literally God's divine punishment for their pedophilia, blasphemy, and idolatry.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I’m gonna disagree with the posters above and say if anyone comes to your door? Sexually assault them. It’s a prison world nigga and if you don’t make yourself top dog, then they are just going to keep coming back and like, poison your flowers or kill your dog (unless you got a pitbull).

This is from 2017, this is insanely retarded even by modern standards but 20 fucking 17 is another level of mental derangement

a circular firing squad of transgender rape accusations

I will be reading this thread to my children in 15 years as a bedtime story, it's got everything- comedy, tragedy, flawed/complex characters, men driven mad by their lust and rage, deceit, treachery, cute animals, ect.

Anyone with a plaster cast of a cunt hanging on their wall would rightly be considered a bit odd.

I don't know, busts and portraits of Marx have long been very popular in the East.

The only thing we can pretty much all agree on as humans is that tits are great.

So that's how we got to the headline? Sounds more like 1 in 5 men surveyed justifiably responded "nigger what the fuck" when asked those last questions.

Who wouldn’t pay attention to genital-origami that telepathically speaks of strange aeons where even death may die?

I, sir, am no faggot. Faggots are our niggers. I'm merely gay.

How the fuck can an image file have a stench?

ah yes, i am using the bong with the picture of a stoned psychedelic spongebob on it to smoke some tobbaco while i use this grinder with an image of a cannabis leaf on it to... grind some.... oregano leaves for my ravioli.... officer...

You don't have to be completely retarded while you do retarded things, retard.

No stalker children, we clean our plates here. This is why your mealtime is already over. Enjoy early bed prison.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

No, suffer retards.

 

[Crex Crex]

"Most recently, I've been motivated to produce pornography to directly address the appalling phenomenon of the HIV "'closet".

Zio-Anglo-American Axis hegemonic scheme explodes worldwide

 

[Return of the Freaker]

If I meet you in the woods, I'll put a goblin hex on you, and turn you into a gay nigger.

you faggots can't even goblin hex someone anymore without needing to be high to do it

 

[Potato Burrito]

She's not just fat; she's tits-in-her-soup fat