random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

So many people are trying to access video footage of Destiny sucking cock that it's crashed the server. Give me a second.

#386

 

[Dr. Butt]

Some genuine crazies remain but for the most part, nature (the internet) is healing.

Asexuals are gay too.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

He is a transcendent shekel wizard.

 

[Thé au lait]

the only person I encountered that espoused multiple identities had ferrets and bit my ear in an erotic fashion before retreating to being a kid

 

[Pitckus]

he also has a tendency to write long drawn out posts and seems to insist on using correct spelling

 

[Overly Serious]

ChatGPT is to true and false as the Lovecraftian Outer Gods are to good and evil.

 

[BirdUp]

EDIT 2: I am now YIIKing out.

19.2kgs Ammonium Nitrate 800g Diesel Fuel

 

[Procrastinhater]

he looks like if mayonnaise were a person.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I just remember Fatchickthriller because the name is funny.

 

[BrunoMattei]

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...esucksdotorg-anunkindness.30003/post-20017664

It's crazy that while you guys discuss the quality of his movie reviews he probably has his dick in dog right now, or at best a hole he's cut into a giant stuffed lion toy.

 

[Chickenpolar]

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenz.117172/post-20018268

Why is the image file name "Taylor-Lorenz-Feet-7508313.jpg"?

 

[Gentlebastard]

(yes, she's always been loony, but she seems to be speedrunning it of late)

I say this as someone who regularly talks about violently assfucking you......can you fuckin stop with the fag vernacular for like five goddamn minutes?!

He harkens back to a time where there was no one-upsmanship over whose lolcow was the worst criminal/pedo/whatever else. Where all a lolcow needed to do is produce milk and be someone who couldn't stop taking the bait. Lolcow watching in general has too much moralfagging nowadays.

- t. cool sexy retard

Even if she pinned him to the wall and got his pants off, his overwhelming homosexuality would find a way to shut that down. His genitals can probably recede fully into his body in the presence of a woman or some shit.

space is at a premium in most restaurant kitchens, and the entire setup is designed for gangly, sleep deprived, drug addled chefs and their Mexican compadres

Beware, gentleman, for they are on the drunken prowl, with curves overflowing their spandex, about to drink their weight in alcohol and "TEE HEE" their way over to your table. Godspeed, whatever Uber driver is cursed with their return trip. Godspeed.

You have to capitalize it to convey the full weight of it.
He's that FAT.

Prison is his paradise since you get unlimited nutraloaf and gay sex.

 

[Éamonn Ceannt]

Aaaaand enjoy that -2! That’s gotta hurt.

 

[Meat Target]

Strange how you seem so well versed in Taylor Lorenz feet lore.....

 

[Hitman One]

This board already has enough giant fucking faggots. You can leave.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You want a fic from a trans disabled Hawaiian with DID? Here you go:

Your fujo manga lied to you, there are like 5 bottoms for each gay top already and they all want dick.

 

[Meat Target]

Same except replace homeless with people who give my posts bad stickers. And replace killing with "Aggressive homosexual rape."

 

[Buttigieg2020]

Because I watch and read fetish gay porn, obviously.

 

[CallmeCicada]

alpha males of a feather flock together

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/581403/

 

[AnOminous]

Why did they have 2 different physical appearances, 2 different dicks, and 2 different voices?