random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[UERISIMILITUDO]

It's not funny, but this is a good post.

This is the greatest irony of KiwiFarms. The only cure for a thread is normalcy. Log off. Get a job. Make some friends. Hell, be a loner homeless person minding their own business and unless you're literally Chris Chan you're unlikely to be recognized and documented.

Controlling your sperg-gene is the only way to immunize yourself.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

You can take the Null out of 8chan, but you'll never take all the 8chan out of Null.
Bro, you need some actual females, ones with children, especially, in your social circle. A real social circle, not the internet. And not Florida woman females, you monkey.

 

[Gog & Magog]

3 days away from the next MATI. The longest Null's gone in the past year before mentioning interracial relationships is 96 minutes he averages at about 30 minutes in

I wasn't going to count the coachredpill stream, but he even mentioned it there an hour in

- @stillgay

 

[Tablet County]

People who aren't autistic don't need this explained to them that 'common sense' is a thing that exists and is in fact real.

If you hate your husband so much that you have to read a blog post to convince yourself to have sex with him, I don't think the Bible is the problem here.

If milkshakes aren't real, WHAT'S BRINGING ALL THESE GOD-DAMNED BOYS TO MY YARD!?!

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

My life consists of eating, sleeping, and mocking people like you.

 

[stupid frog]

I have more practical solution:
>me: Hi, welcome to the anti-suicide hotline, how can I take your order?
>caller: I want to die
>me: OK, let's not get too excited. Are you a transgender?
>caller: yes
>me: If you commit suicide as a tranny, people on Kiwi Farms and 4chan will have 100+ post threads about you, making fun of your name, and using the "ACK!" meme
>caller: .... * click *
>me: (leaning back in my chair) Another life saved, [Xarpho].

 

[Betonhaus]

I said former child. She's obviously not a child any more, she's 27 years old

Idk if this suggestion was commented previously but maybe run a poll in Gorl Tawk if they'd rather birth and cradle a dying child or have it chop suey'd by abortion tools.

 

[Oliver Onions]

This is the Frenchest shit I've ever heard.

 

[neger psykolog]

Off-topic, but the only review for this flick was written by two people, a father and a son, which I found a bit strange. A quick scan of the guy's user page shows that this guy and his father watch and review porn on a semi-frequent basis. Again, this is a bit strange to me, and honestly if there is more content, he might be thread-worthy. I'll make a note of it for later.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

@Conodont

 

[internet friend]

I want desperately to go back in time to 5 minutes ago when I didn't know this existed.

 

[Positron]

I tend to keep my dick erect while I sleep

 

[Pedophobe]

If you made a fictional character who looks this much like a brick-faced parody of a hunchbacked chink troon, you'd be canceled for hate speech.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The white man put the curse of the ceiling bird on my nigga's foot.

'Untrackable'

Wake up babe, new nigger euphemism just dropped.

Don't count your chicky nuggies before they get to your plate fatty.

Ah yes, the classic Libertarian ideals like having grown homosexual men in lingerie twerking with children on national TV.

(I know Kiwis will be quick with the age of consent memes, but as a former lolbert I choose to remember it for its Ron Paul, sound money, no forever wars, limited government principles, rather than the post-Floyd rainbow molesterer advocacy).

Sometimes I think they grow these kikes in a big vat just to keep the journalism industry alive.

Nothing like getting shown up and called a faggot by a anime avatar.

old internet porn really was like a box of chocolate

Oh man, must've been crazy horrible when something like that happened! What a nightmare!

You, uh.... you don't happen to have that video do you?

Lol, he was dumb enough to take the bait? What a retard.

I don't think I've ever had an emergency that required immediate chili

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Getting Pregnant Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Stranger’s Cock Like Nigga Close Your Legs Haha

 

[Meat Target]

I came here to laugh, not to find you read dick-flattening hentai

 

[DickMain]

Yet another case of "i don't care if it's true or not! if it comes from k*wi f*rms then i'm not gonna believe it!".

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

@candlejack, Former t*ump supporter here. I'll be honest, I was with him up until two weeks ago. But once I saw the grassroots groundswell of organic enthusiasm for the Harris campaign, my choice was clear. Lil donnie is too pale, male, and stale for the direction our country is headed. We aren't going back. Once I realized this I became a White guy for Kamala

wake up babe new pasta has dropped

 

[DickMain]

meet me at Transworld fatty, and i'll show you who the real "macho ma'am" is around here

This thread has been an absolute laugh riot.

Another person who betrayed me is Demian Smith who abandoned me ever since I became a Kiwifarms victim with my own thread. He was meant to take me to an horror convention called Transworld. He also would buy me Redline Club Hot Wheels from Mattel Creations and exclusive Masters Of The Universe figures, as well on BigBadToyStore n eBay.

 

[Cnidarian]

@vanilla flavor @spacko

Kamala was estimated to be around 50 years old, an advanced age for her species.

Source

 

[Tablet County]

She gives off a vibe that she might kill me with a brick and that somehow makes attractive to me

My interests are custom action figure vehicles, shaved ice and... oh yeah - the torture of baby macaques!

Feel da rhythm. Feel da rhyme. Kill my balls. It's eunich time!

Congrats OP, you tricked me into reading this thread by making it sound interesting.

It's not though.