Maniacal Foreigner
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she seems to be associated with Yarvin and other detritus in the lolbertarian community. It's hardly surprising.
It's also dead obvious this is all a grift to keep her husband (stable income/housing) so she doesn't have to go back to porn.
Does anyone else get distressed thinking about the things people are hiding, hiding in plain sight? It makes me paranoid
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Strange, I read somewhere that what really made her swear off anal forever was a lesbian scene where the other chick she was performing with (IIRC Lucy Thai) stuck an unlubed dildo up her poopchute and it made her bleed like hell for a good while. She was butthurt on all fronts because of that.
Pity, because almost all her scenes were fun. You may recall that one where she has a MMF threesome and she has a "premature ejaculation" problem. The face one of the guys does even became a popular reaction meme.
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Spending three hours downloading a 7 second avi from alt.sex.binaries only to find out it's a middle aged woman pushing three spanish onions out of her twat.
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Things I didn't know ..
Understanding the process of getting your stripping license is crucial. It is illegal to become a stripper without this stripper license, also referred to as an “adult entertainment permit.” Thus, familiarizing yourself with the steps to get your stripping license is essential for employment in an adult club. It is important to note that the stripper license you receive does not authorize you to operate a business purveying nude entertainment. To legally become a stripper, you must be employed by a strip club that holds a valid Nude Entertainment Business permit.
Typically, a stripper license is valid for a duration of one (1) year from the date it was issued. During the thirty (30) day period of investigation, or until the permit application is either approved or denied, an exotic dancer may perform under temporary status with the stripper license. Remember, it is the dancer’s responsibility to renew the stripper license before it expires, as renewal notices will not be sent by mail.
To get a stripping license in California, visit your local police department’s “Permits and Licensing” division. There, you can request and get a stripper license. The terminology used by the city may vary, referring to it as either a “permit” or a “license.”
Here are some links for major cities:
Laws pertaining to strippers and exotic dancers are typically established at the city level rather than the state level. These regulations can vary significantly from one city to another. Nonetheless, when it comes to laws concerning exotic dancers, they generally define an “Adult Entertainer” as an individual who, at a designated business premises, offers entertainment in the nude or whose act prominently features the exhibition of specific anatomical regions or specific sexual activities. This category encompasses individuals engaged in various dance forms, including stage, lap, couch, and table dances, regardless of whether the performer is unclothed.
Nude Entertainment Establishment: refers to any fixed-location business where (a) individuals engage in or present nude entertainment, or (b) live performances primarily feature the exposure of specific anatomical regions or explicit sexual activities. This category encompasses venues like bars, nightclubs, lingerie modeling studios, and related commercial enterprises commonly known as nude or topless establishments.
Nude: denotes the absence of a non-transparent covering over the genitals, buttocks, pubic hair, anus, perineum, or anal area of an individual, or any part of the female breast below or at the areola.
Specified anatomical regions: encompass partially covered human genitals, buttocks, pubic region, female breasts below a point immediately above the top of the areola, anus, or male genitals in a visibly aroused state, even if fully and non-transparently covered.
Specified sexual activities: involve touching or fondling of human genitals, buttocks, pubic region, female breasts, or anus; engaging in simulated or actual sexual acts, both normal and deviant, including oral copulation, intercourse, or sodomy; performing or simulating masturbation; or incorporating excretory functions in connection with or as part of any of the aforementioned activities.
Stripper Licensing Requirement: It is prohibited for any individual to perform as a stripper without obtaining a valid permit from police.
Six-Foot Regulation: While in a state of nudity, a stripper must maintain a minimum distance of six feet from any patron.
No Physical Contact During Performances: A stripper is prohibited from deliberately making physical contact with any patron during a performance, regardless of whether the performer is nude or clothed.
No Touching at Any Time Specified Anatomical Regions: A stripper is not allowed to touch the specified anatomical areas of any individual, nor permit any person to touch their own specified anatomical areas.
Exotic Dancer License & Stripper License
Understanding the process of getting your stripping license is crucial. It is illegal to become a stripper without this stripper license, also referred to as an “adult entertainment permit.” Thus, familiarizing yourself with the steps to get your stripping license is essential for employment in an adult club. It is important to note that the stripper license you receive does not authorize you to operate a business purveying nude entertainment. To legally become a stripper, you must be employed by a strip club that holds a valid Nude Entertainment Business permit.
Typically, a stripper license is valid for a duration of one (1) year from the date it was issued. During the thirty (30) day period of investigation, or until the permit application is either approved or denied, an exotic dancer may perform under temporary status with the stripper license. Remember, it is the dancer’s responsibility to renew the stripper license before it expires, as renewal notices will not be sent by mail.
To get a stripping license in California, visit your local police department’s “Permits and Licensing” division. There, you can request and get a stripper license. The terminology used by the city may vary, referring to it as either a “permit” or a “license.”
Here are some links for major cities:
- San Diego permits and licensing adult entertainer information sheet
- Fullerton exotic dancer business permit
- Modesto Adult Entertainment permit
- Riverside Police Adult entertainment permit application
- Fresno exotic dancer permit
- Gardena, California
Stripping Laws and Exotic Dancer Laws
Getting a stripper license is a crucial step for individuals seeking to become a stripper or adult entertainer in the state of California. Getting a stripper license serves as a legal requirement, ensuring that performers comply with the established regulations and standards governing the adult entertainment industry. By getting a stripper license, individuals not only gain the authorization to engage in this profession but also contribute to maintaining a safe and regulated environment for both performers and patrons alike. This introductory guide will outline the significance of getting a stripper license and provide essential insights into the process involved in becoming a stripper in California.Laws pertaining to strippers and exotic dancers are typically established at the city level rather than the state level. These regulations can vary significantly from one city to another. Nonetheless, when it comes to laws concerning exotic dancers, they generally define an “Adult Entertainer” as an individual who, at a designated business premises, offers entertainment in the nude or whose act prominently features the exhibition of specific anatomical regions or specific sexual activities. This category encompasses individuals engaged in various dance forms, including stage, lap, couch, and table dances, regardless of whether the performer is unclothed.
Nude Entertainment Establishment: refers to any fixed-location business where (a) individuals engage in or present nude entertainment, or (b) live performances primarily feature the exposure of specific anatomical regions or explicit sexual activities. This category encompasses venues like bars, nightclubs, lingerie modeling studios, and related commercial enterprises commonly known as nude or topless establishments.
Nude: denotes the absence of a non-transparent covering over the genitals, buttocks, pubic hair, anus, perineum, or anal area of an individual, or any part of the female breast below or at the areola.
Specified anatomical regions: encompass partially covered human genitals, buttocks, pubic region, female breasts below a point immediately above the top of the areola, anus, or male genitals in a visibly aroused state, even if fully and non-transparently covered.
Specified sexual activities: involve touching or fondling of human genitals, buttocks, pubic region, female breasts, or anus; engaging in simulated or actual sexual acts, both normal and deviant, including oral copulation, intercourse, or sodomy; performing or simulating masturbation; or incorporating excretory functions in connection with or as part of any of the aforementioned activities.
Stripper Licensing Requirement: It is prohibited for any individual to perform as a stripper without obtaining a valid permit from police.
Six-Foot Regulation: While in a state of nudity, a stripper must maintain a minimum distance of six feet from any patron.
No Physical Contact During Performances: A stripper is prohibited from deliberately making physical contact with any patron during a performance, regardless of whether the performer is nude or clothed.
No Touching at Any Time Specified Anatomical Regions: A stripper is not allowed to touch the specified anatomical areas of any individual, nor permit any person to touch their own specified anatomical areas.
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Extremely funny post, pfp, and previous post combo.
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I’m very curious about what happened to Nina Skye. She was an incredibly cute porn actress, but also had a job as a Catholic preschool teacher. For some inconceivable reason she decided to brag about her double life to the local Fox affiliate, which caused her to get fired from teaching at lightspeed.
She didn’t have a huge career, but I wonder what her backup plan ended up being?
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the stripping regulations are shit in a lot of places in this country, I remember Joanna Angel talking about it once, like because of how old a lot of the laws are like its not even worth it for dudes because they have to be so far away from the women and they have to wear so many clothes. She even said in one state like she came out wearing more clothes than she would wear to class back during her college days. Also if we're linking porn blogs, i think her early ones might be the best. much like Vera King you're just shocked that someone old enough to be a senator acts like they're still a weird, naïve middle school girl.
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old internet porn really was like a box of chocolate
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Oh man, must've been crazy horrible when something like that happened! What a nightmare!
You, uh.... you don't happen to have that video do you?
Quarterback Rex Grossman
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I know it's porn but they really need to start policing their own and blacklisting faggots who get too rough. Mia Khalifa never did anal because some dude tried to work it in without lube and it hurt too much. If I were a producer I would have hired some Mandingo motherfuckers to whoop his ass every day for a year.
I once spent two hours downloading a ten-second clip to my Dreamcast, only for it come out all grainy and blown out. It came from a site dedicated to Dreamcast porn, very crazy, but because the DC doesn't have a hard drive the video only stayed in the memory until I turned the system off. More fun was downloading topless Alley Baggett pics and using them as my graffiti in Jet Grind Radio.
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She's one of those women that covers herself in tatoos then chooses to wear clothing that hides all of them.
The way women fuck up in life is very different from the way men do.
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I remember reading about a black carribean woman who did the Dubai thing, gave an interview to some magazine for an article about sex trafficking and what have you that happens in that area. Was posted in A&N but i don't remember the title anymore. In exchange for a day of fucking with some rich dude she got three days of vacation there, one day of shopping in all the noble boutiques she wanted included, but she didn't say a sum total. A contract got made beforehand for this. When she showed up for the day of fucking it was three dudes instead of just one and she got the full programme of being fucked in every hole to the point that she was bleeding and she got pissed and shit on. IIRC Cocaine and Viagra were involved according to her.
I simply don't get it either, look at her gimpy proportions and kike face. AFAIK she isn't even getting naked, fucking how did she have such huge success? Unfuckingreal.
Sheeeit, Ralphus did star in porn? That's fucking hilarious, does he rock the afro and beard in it?
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PornHub's main page is just brimstone nigger hell, at this point. Different video: Imagine trying to get your rocks off, and seeing a spa LARP porn video in which the broad gets sodomized without lube. Maybe I'm too Vanilla, fortunately.
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Marie McCray?
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You got a license to work that pole?
Elderly Homosexual Negro
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A mystery meat Mexi-Turk getting gangbanged by 8 felons sums up America as a whole at this point.
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This has to be a shitpost. Or if not, these two are super weird people.
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It's totally a shitpost. The dad's rating mentions doritos and hoping his son would stop inviting him over for watching porn. But at least its a high-effort shitpost.