You don't actually believe milkshakes are real?

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PonderosaPete

PonderosaPete

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You don't actually believe that mixing frozen milk into milk makes it something new, do you? That's like saying ice and water is a completely new drink to a regular glass of water. How do people fall for this stuff, fam?
 
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I once didn't drink a McDonald's milkshake then when I looked at it the next day it had separated into one third weird oil. Never drank one since.
 
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I bought a USB rechargeable 700ml blender so I can make protein shakes that actually taste good and its been a game changer but it also looks like a cross between a penis pump and a Saw trap. I'm thinking about tweeting it to Jordan Peterson and telling him it's what China uses for circumcisions.

Isopure + PB2 + monk fruit extract + oats + oikos pro + fairlife milk + a banana, fwiw
 
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To piggyback off this, there is no such thing as a molecule, you expect me to believe 2 hydrogen atoms can just DECIDE to fuse to an oxygen atom and all of a sudden there's water? bullshit, just more lies pushed by the LAME stream media and the public school system.
 
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CallmeCicada said:
Next you're going to say omelets don't exist because they are just eggs. Slurpe/Slushy same thing. Take away the slush and what's left?
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Omelettes do exist because you cook them with a bunch of ingredients. Slush doesn't exist because it's just two states of the same substance put into one drink. Like milkshakes.

dick brain said:
I'm thinking about tweeting it to Jordan Peterson and telling him it's what China uses for circumcisions.
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Please do. He'd probably appreciate it as he comes across as an incredibly lonely man.

Daddy's Angry Juice said:
To piggyback off this, there is no such thing as a molecule, you expect me to believe 2 hydrogen atoms can just DECIDE to fuse to an oxygen atom and all of a sudden there's water? bullshit, just more lies pushed by the LAME stream media and the public school system.
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More complicated bullshit to try to hide the truth. Water comes from the filament above.

Sparkletor 2.0 said:
If milkshakes aren't real, WHAT'S BRINGING ALL THESE GOD-DAMNED BOYS TO MY YARD!?!
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Placebo effect. They were coming for you all along.
 
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PonderosaPete said:
Omelettes do exist because you cook them with a bunch of ingredients. Slush doesn't exist because it's just two states of the same substance put into one drink. Like milkshakes.
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An omelet is just oil/fat eggs and salt, so there really aren't a bunch of ingredients, anything else you add to an omelet is not necessary for it to be considered an omelet.

What you're not understanding is milkshakes and slushies are an emulsion that is held by cold temperature. Something like mayonnaise for example is also and emulsion of eggs fat and acid that can be held at room temperature. You can take the same base ingredients that are in a milkshake (cream, sugar, aromatics i.e. vanilla) and depending on how you prepare them you can make a few different things like custard, ice cream, pudding etc. It's just a frozen dessert, I don't get why you're missing the point.
 
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CallmeCicada said:
An omelet is just oil/fat eggs and salt, so there really aren't a bunch of ingredients, anything else you add to an omelet is not necessary for it to be considered an omelet.

What you're not understanding is milkshakes and slushies are an emulsion that is held by cold temperature. Something like mayonnaise for example is also and emulsion of eggs fat and acid that can be held at room temperature. You can take the same base ingredients that are in a milkshake (cream, sugar, aromatics i.e. vanilla) and depending on how you prepare them you can make a few different things like custard, ice cream, pudding etc. It's just a frozen dessert, I don't get why you're missing the point.
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Because an egg plus an egg is just two eggs. But part of your equation forgot to factor in the addition of the chemical changes employed on the eggs by heat. That's different. Now if I take two vanillas, 3 sugars, and 6 creams, that's also different from 1 vanilla, eight sugars, and two creams. Ice cream on the other hand is just frozen milk blended up with cold milk. It's not different. That's the same as pouring two glasses of water together and saying it's different from a regular glass of water. You picking up what I'm putting down?

Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Then why did I have to pay someone to teach me?
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I think you might have been scammed. Luckily I can teach you about that. For a fee.
 
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PonderosaPete said:
Now if I take two vanillas, 3 sugars, and 6 creams, that's also different from 1 vanilla, eight sugars, and two creams. Ice cream on the other hand is just frozen milk blended up with cold milk. It's not different. That's the same as pouring two glasses of water together and saying it's different from a regular glass of water. You picking up what I'm putting down?
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