random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[BirdUp]

Upload their minds into an AI and torture it for a million years then copy and paste it back into their heads. That will be real AI art.

 

[DickMain]

Holy shit, I thought having sex with other men was gay, but this guy is even more gayer.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

admiral throbnelius ratio

 

[Gog & Magog]

I have not fucked a man in two days, my gf is appreciative of this but I’m not sure how much longer I can go

Mexican guy: "Yoo speakey spanish?"

Me: "No."

Mexican guy: "?!"

 

[Syzyg]

SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY. White women only, unless you're Japanese or Korean. I will only breed with a White female, though.

 

[Tablet County]

I didn't exactly had "visiting Atlantis to rescue a probably gay Assassin" on my Dragon Age bingo-card.

"a mentally shattered skeleton being passed around between terminally online retards." Perfectly encapsulates her.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

"Uterus Owner" Bloody Hell Jack the Ripper was a Uterus Owner.

Are crips and bloods still a thing outside of those red and blue negro Internet memes?

Based. I can't wait to see Fortnite zoomers catch a hot slug to the temple.

youth of today might not be able to do long division, but bless their heart can they shuck and jive using some funny footwork.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Jan 6th was literally America's 9/11.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It joins my weirdly growing list of games where the protagonist fucks his daughter.

 

[Sean Shemmy]

i will admit doe i have jerked off to inflation before but nothing with this shit of an artstyle i have self respect

 

[Spud]

Sir, i am an elderly homosexual negro. Not an elderly closeted homosexual negro.

 

[Hitman One]

Listen, I'm not saying don't jerk off while you drive. Obviously, all of us do it.

 

[Poonocchio]

Build a million bridges and suck one dick and to the world you aren't a bridge builder, you're a cocksucker.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Lets not forget the poor reddit jannies who will have to delete thousands of posts over this. Their lot is not an easy one.

 

[macrodegenerate]

I dont see men posting daily reminders not to watch porn while you are driving , not to rape women or not to stick their dicks in crazy.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I came here to laugh, not to find you read dick-flattening hentai

Pat, Muslims already hate you because they consider pigs unclean. You don't have to make them hate you.

Why brown the meat when you can give it freezer burn?

Abortion is very complex issue that many Americans have strong views on. Such as dead babies are fucking hilarious but no one wants to give women any more rights. It's quite the conundrum

I'm enjoying the chili discussions here.

She's half Mexican and half Turkish.

LA CUCARACHA

This thread is some true fucking nightmare fuel and I read the Aella stuff

 

[Dr. Butt]

This thread is routinely used as some sort of sewing circle for retards.

I want to fucking fistfight Mallory in a Wal*mart parking lot, with a bootleg purse and a small dog that isn't supposed to be there in my dinky shoping cart like the Florida Woman I am.

 

[Dr. Butt]

C'mon Chinny, go have another hubcap of rice!

 

[Plum Smuggler]

My penis is not present in our security camera footage of the night you SWATTed our home for the 3rd time,stalker. You chose how this ended for you long ago. Enjoy prison.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Hezbollah Boss for the Sega Genocide