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[Meat Target]

Considering you type with the same aptitude for English as a Punjabi tech scammer I'm surprised you're not more sympathetic.

 

[Axiom.]

Most of them are virulent racists which signals socialization problems.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

I like cartoon characters sexually, like lola bunny, I won't fuck an actual rabbit for that

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

sorry I have no interest in she's a posting with you people you people are basically just a bunch of neoconservative losers who are complaining about the Democrats being racist of course the Democrats are racist they view black people and Mexicans the way they should be there's nothing more than voting cattle This is why we need slavery back the certain jobs that aren't worth doing and are generally just too repetitive for civilized people to do we should have them done by slaves

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

I know gooning-out to blackpill shit is vogue on the Farms

 

[JustSomeDong]

There are more rainbows in my Reactions Tab than a Californian Public School

 

[Margo Martindale]

When my wife told me she wanted to open our marriage and take other lovers, she wasn't rejecting me, she was embracing herself. When I understood that, I finally became a feminist.

From this turbocuck journo

https://www.eviemagazine.com/post/cheating-is-now-described-feminist-act-self-care-reflection-broken-culture

 

[Captain Chromosome]

Some countries, like Poland, don’t even exist.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

Captain Planet ran DC up until Gore usurped him. It’s been downhill for the country ever since.

If you in any way engage with the above or below post you are a retarded faggot

he is correct though, also autistic

Her Native American name would be "Dances with many men".

*this includes black men

Spoiler: Bonus

I wonder who Daniel Larson is going to vote for?

 

[Disc]

The comments already did that for you:
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The best pull from the above:

Perhaps it is time I let you in on a secret, when God called us his chosen people, it was because we are the autistic child, and no one wants to make that child feel bad, so you tell him he is special.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I'm just spitballing a theory on his pysche and if someone can ruin my day by informing me I could run with the theroy.

There's a legitimate trigger brainwashed into people when you mention Israel that makes them insane, I find it odd it didn't work on me, but I'm retard who eventually found this forum, so whatever.

 

[Tablet County]

Somewhere deep within that man's consummately polite body were the words "fat fucking retard," clawing his insides and trying to get out.

I seem to have accidentally created a Chechen terrorist

 

[Random Internet Person]

Trump is the living embodiment of a Sonichu medallion which America wore around its neck for 4 years.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Man, I miss the old days in this thread, of counting Alpaca heads and judging taco tuesday spreads. Now its just the floatsam of failed lives and spent hopes and dreams. It doesn't hit the same to have them scattered about achieving nothing.

“I’ve been feeding them on the stuff that falls out of my vagina.”

he has been gazing towards the sun, as part of his homeopathic treatments

poker is good for children to learn numbers

A troon by any other name would smell just as foul.

Edit: the protest against the liberal social movements "For Fascist Fatness" and "Pro-Interracial Shrubbery Marriage" continues

Either this is pure retardation, or the best emulation I have ever seen.

a naughty bad word like say uhhhhh FAG!

waking up reasonably early and finding easy amusment is a whole different world from staying up till 3 or 4 in the morning furiously screaming into the laughing void about how all your enemies will be enjoying prison for calling you fat

WEIGHT: GUD
BLUD PREZURE: GUD
SHUGUR: GUD

ALL GUD

They're going to have to pass the torch onto the next band of grifters. I just hope it's something equally stupid but entertaining.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

No matter how much you think it, the instant you say "it's not possible to be a more retarded retard than this specific retard. . ."

*SHAZAM* out of nowhere appears an even more retarded retard.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

It’s so small… is that normal?

 

[JustSomeDong]

So, it's Vordrak and his Autistic Legion of Doom all over again?

I haven’t been this afraid since Elaine Gertler-Miller teamed up with Tommy Tooter.

 

[scathefire]

I'm pretty sure Mark Hamill shoved a toy lightsaber up his ass at some point.

 

[Archie Bunker]

You lookin’ for something like that? Cause I’m open to driving to your house and having sex with your toaster while you watch.

 

[Meat Target]

As the Quinton Reviews schizo, I want to personalize apologize for this people existing.