random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

GET A LIFE FAGGOT
GO KILL YOURSELF !

 

[Seafarer]

If you tried to make a non-erotic gay movie without an oppression narrative, it'd just be a buddy comedy. Even if the guys kissed each other it'd just be a European buddy comedy

 

[grimacefetishist]

I applaud your courage for posting this on Kiwi Farms but perhaps you should also post this in an email to your mental health professional.

 

[Space Police]

I DONT USE THE SITE ON MOD PHP WHEN IM HIGH BECAUSE ITS BAD AND IM SCARED I WILL MESS UP I DONT RUN THE SITE ALMOST ANYWAYS I OVERSEE AND THATS HOW ITS RUN I DONT KNOW WHY YOU SAY SHITTYL WHEN THE SITE IS WORKING FINE

 

[Faceless Whore]

JOSHUA CONNER MOON, YOU ARE 32 YEARS OLD, YOU HAVE NEVER WORKED A SINGLE DAY IN YOUR LIFE, YOU LIVE WITH YOUR OLD MOTHER THAT YOU ABUSE AND YOU HAVE DRIVEN INNOCENT PEOPLE TO COMMIT SUICIDE, SELF-HARM, RUINED REPUTATIONS AND YOU ARE A USELESS PARASITE TO ALL OF SOCIETY.

STOP BEING A USELESS PIECE OF SHIT!

WHEN I GET SOME MONEY I WILL FUCKING DOX YOU AND YOUR FUCKING STUPID JEWISH PROSTITUTE OF A 75 YEAR OLD HAG MOTHER THAT IS STILL FEEDING YOUR FAGGOT PARASITE ASS

 

[Space Police]

OKAY THEN I RUN IT BUT WHY IS THAT BAD THEN ITS NOT LIKE ANYTHING IS BEING DONE TO HARM IT THE SITE WORKS WELL AND ITS AS GOOD AS IT CAN BE I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU SAY SHITTLY WHEN ITSGOOD AND WORKING NOT DOWN I CAN POST AND IVE BEEN POSTING AND DOING EVERYTHING YOU DO AND IT WORKS AND ITS FAST AND NO ERRORS EVER

I AM NOT THE PERSON THAT POSTED THE GET WHY DO I NEED TO CONTROL THE GET ITS NOT MY PROBLEM WHAT PEOPLE POST I ONLY UN THE SITE THE CATALOG IS WHATEVER USERS POST I CANT CONTROL BIKINI SOYJAKS BEING POSTED BECAUSE IM NOT POSTING THEM I CANT CONTROL WAT ISPOSTED THE CATLOG IS GEM ALWAYS AND I CANT JUST CONTROL IT I JUST ENJOY IT AND YOU SHOULD TOO

I CANT CONTROL WHAT USERS POST AND IF YOU BAN ALL BADPOT THEN THE SITE IS EMPTY BECAUSE IT NEVER PERFECT FOR SOYTEEN IT ALWAYS CAN BE IMPROVED AND IF ITS PERFECT THEY STILL COMPLAIN I CANT FIX THE SITE I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THAT IT CANT BE CONTROLLED

I SOCIALIZE OFTEN IT KEEPS ME IN LINE BEACUE IF I BECAME A SHUT IN IT WOULD BE BAD AND WOULD BE WEIRD I LIKE BEING WITH PEOPLE AND NEVER ALONE IT SCARES ME BEING ALONE

I AM NOT A CHILD I AM 26 YEAROLD I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN BY THOUGH PATTERNS OF A CHILD I DONT WANT TO BE ALONE I DONT UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM WE CANT FALL ASLEEP ITS 2 AM AND I CANT SPEAK

I AM NOT A CHILD I AM 26 YEAROLD I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN BY THOUGH PATTERNS OF A CHILD I DONT WANT TO BE ALONE I DONT UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM WE CANT FALL ASLEEP ITS 2 AM AND I CANT SPEAK

YOU CANT DOXX ME YOU WONT COME DO IT AND IF YOU DO I DONT CARE I CAN JUST MOVE AGAIN WHY WOULD YOU DO IT IT ONLY MAKES THE SITE GO AWAY AND WHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT IT COSTS NOTHING FOR YOU BUT YOU CHOOSE TO GO AFTER IT FOR NO REASON AND T OFUEL YOUR EGO TAHT YOU ARE

WHY DO YOU MAKE A PROBLEM OF HOW I EXPRESS MYSELF I CANDO IT HOWEVER I WANT IT DOESNT BREAKRULES AND IT FEELS BETER THIS WAY

NO IA M SERIOUS THIS IS REAL FROOT I DONT CONTROL WHAT USERS POST AND THATS WHY MUSTARD IS THE BEST YOU LET HIM WORK AND HIE FIXES THINGS KEEP GIVING FEED BACK TO HIM HE HAS ACCESS TO ADMIN CONTACT FORM YOU CAN TELL HIM THERE

NO I AM A MAN I DONT DOUBT IT I HAVE A PENIS I AM A MAN I LIKE WOMEN I DONT THINK IAM A WOMAN

 

[Tablet County]

the literal third fattest president with a fuckhuge head did not miss an assassins bullet by mere centimeters to lose in the ballot box to a illiterate pill addicted human cum receptacle

I just got off the phone with Jesus Christ and he tells me that you are wrong

"Oh my country's sooooo gay and I can't go outside without getting raped by middle easterners and there's a 9 month waiting period to get into the doctor so he can prescribe me suicide, I guess I'll just sit inside on the internet and hope the US turns gay too :("

 

[Pedophobe]

Saint Tome, patron of Kiwis, defend us in battle against fucking retards. Amen.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

The Paper Mario TTYD remake did irreparable damage to my faith in both established franchises and rereleases of any kind, no matter how good the original was. I’m glad I didn’t preorder this, because nothing is sacred and everything is offensive.

 

[Syzyg]

If Kamala wins, I'll troon out, cause fuck playing by the rules.....whatever the rules are nowadays

 

[DickMain]

Maybe that's it, I don't yell online about this shit all day and I haven't had a single problem jerking off in the women's changing room.

The "harassment" he talked about

the mysteries of the gravy separator will forever elude us.

Fat!

Good Lord there's less sugar in Boogie2988's concubines or Nicholas Rekieta's baggies.

We did it kiwisisters!

Interesting, but avoid getting them pregnant.

 

[often puzzled]

"The problem with trying to merge my professional and unhinged accounts on bluesky is I don't know what level of inappropriate I can get with my robotfucker tendencies before I inevitably weird some of you out."

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Are there lolcow children?

Yes stalker child, YOU are a lolcow

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Gentleman, I regret to inform you ....women.

you can almost bet that they've got an HR department full of bluehairs who couldn't tell the difference between a qualified resume and a Twilight novel filling their ranks with scammers and mediocre pavement-pounders.

What you want is sugar free gummy bears, you’ll need to find religion because your butthole will have a exorcism

I thought I saw a Meltman mascot walking near the Nickelodeon studio in Burbank once, but it turned out to just be Amanda Bynes' face melting in the hot California sun after all the plastic surgery. She did not appreciate the mixup.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Yes, Tim here puts his fermented piss in a pair of swim goggles and soaks his eyeballs in it.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I come back to PPP dressed as Shrek

 

[Syzyg]

If he's trying to make friends with me buddy you can forget it you might as well be blowing smoke up a bull's ass.

 

[Tablet County]

I think Ian melted the pedophilia away by staring into the sun long enough.

It's like Captain Planet if he built the team from Epstein's flight logs.

 

[Clovis]

His parents won't even be Facebook friends with him anymore

Another sad moment in the life of the Plighted One.

 

[neger psykolog]

The mother of a mass shooter joined the farms to defend her son while handing out autism stickers?