💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Judge Holden said:
Erm...
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Does....does fatrick have deformed midget minions like the nigga from Phantasm assisting in his pepperoni production line?
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Top 10 most TERRIFYING pigman sightings that science can't explain
 
Judge Holden said:
I vote that the existence of a small tribe of simian fartchilds who infest the hovel and spitefully assist the pig man in his slaughter of their full-flesh niglet kin be added to Pig Canon
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The holiest Pig Man somehow allows the simian fartchildren into his squealing crusade against nigger younglings and prepare the feast made out of youngling niggeroni. Pig Deity provides.
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It would be like the Watchers in the Dark from Warhammer 40k, only the terrible secret they protect is that of why pepperoni is so cheap in Milwaukee
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Rick would buy all stock of pepperoni instantly because he's poor. He's also fat and a slobbering gluttonous pigman.
 
I like the massive amounts of cope in this thread, anything to believe they don't have a picture of Rick's vagina live on screen.

Ah well, copetards.
 
I know its fucking pointless and boring to do this now but it really does bare repeating how fucking macabre the pig man's sleeping patterns are
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He is awake angrily xeeting at midnight, he is awake angrily xeeting at 3am so either he is gonna have barely a couple hours sleep or is gonna be snoring till mid afternoon. This is not how a functioning adult sleeps.
 
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To be fair, Brian Keene is also up and Patposting right now. Maybe it's an essential part of the breakfast of champions.
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From a quick google he lives in new york and its like 7:30ish now, so maybe a lil early for patposting but hardly out of the normal variance.

Besides, waking up reasonably early and finding easy amusment is a whole different world from staying up till 3 or 4 in the morning furiously screaming into the laughing void about how all your enemies will be enjoying prison for calling you fat.
 
Judge Holden said:
From a quick google he lives in new york and its like 7:30ish now, so maybe a lil early for patposting but hardly out of the normal variance.

Besides, waking up reasonably early and finding easy amusment is a whole different world from staying up till 3 or 4 in the morning furiously screaming into the laughing void about how all your enemies will be enjoying prison for calling you fat.
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A lack of sleep can make you fat. When you don’t sleep enough your body’s hunger hormones get all messed up. Ghrelin and leptin drop and you end up feeling hungry even when you shouldn’t be. Sleep deprivation leads to higher cortisol levels which encourages your body to store more fat; especially in your fat fucking head. Also you’re more likely to crave junk food and be too tired to exercise which adds to a weight gain problem. I guess what I’m trying to say is that Pat is a fat fucking cunt with bitch tits.
 
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Homofascism said:
A lack of sleep can make you fat. When you don’t sleep enough, your body’s hunger hormones get all messed up. Ghrelin (the hunger hormone) spikes, and leptin (the one that tells you you’re full) drops. You end up feeling hungry even when you shouldn’t be. Plus sleep deprivation leads to higher cortisol levels, which encourages your body to store more fat, especially around your belly. Also you’re more likely to crave junk food and be too tired to exercise, which adds to the weight gain problem. Basically, sleep is crucial if you want to stay lean.
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constantly drinking does hell on your ability to sleep too. I stopped drinking in part as I've gotten older even just a few beers once a week would be enough to fuck up my sleep cycles.
 
Homofascism said:
A lack of sleep can make you fat. When you don’t sleep enough your body’s hunger hormones get all messed up. Ghrelin and leptin drop and you end up feeling hungry even when you shouldn’t be. Sleep deprivation leads to higher cortisol levels which encourages your body to store more fat; especially in your fat fucking head. Also you’re more likely to crave junk food and be too tired to exercise which adds to a weight gain problem. I guess what I’m trying to say is that Pat is a fat fucking cunt with bitch tits.
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There are three guarantees in life. Death, taxes, and Patrick being fat.
 
Happy 3600 page, stlaker children. Wait for the knock, enjoy next streak and more niggeroni. :tomlinson: 🎉
 
Let's talk lolcows and children. How do you rank the following fathers?
  • Rick Tomlinson (0/1)
  • Ethan Ralph (2)
  • Nick Rekieta (5)
I'm ranking above from worst to best, though I will note that my positioning of the latter two could be argued. My argument is that Nick at least appears to be trying somewhat to do things right for the kids and unfuck his life; Ralph obviously only gives a shit to own the haters. Then again, Ethan's kids haven't been picked up for cocaine yet.

Either of them are lightyears above Rick, though the argument that Rick rightly and properly got out of his child's life is a strong one; but I don't believe he did it for the right reasons.

You could add others in the tear list (like Faith's dad is pretty damn low on the pole, being Ralph reborn) but these are the ones I follow more or less.
 
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