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When will Jack drop dead?

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Who else wants to stop by Jack's future 80's cafe that just serves wings, nachos and potato skins? What a great idea!
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Anybody who has, supposedly, been around the food industry as long as Jack has should immediately know how insanely hard it is to run a successful restaurant (especially one that isn't a chain). The qualities an owner needs to make it work are directly opposite of Jack's incredible laziness and total lack of skill. Could someone do a 80s/early 90s vibed restaurant? Sure. But it sure as hell won't be Jack and I really doubt Nashville is the obvious place to do it.
 
Who else wants to stop by Jack's future 80's cafe that just serves wings, nachos and potato skins? What a great idea!
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Looks like something a hipster faggot or Hollyqueer executive would come up with.

Want an 80's cafe have Pizza Hut Chandeliers, The Wendy's Tables with the Turn of the Century Newspaper clippings on them and each table has a McDonald's Ashtray because it's the 80's and everyone's smoking and all the food comes in Styrofoam because fuck the environment that shit sturdy. Also fuck vegans and health nuts it's the 80's we're cooking the fries in Beef Tallow and deep frying the pies and fuck that soft shit like Back to the Future and Breakfast Club we're putting on Robocop it's the 80's baby.
 
Anybody who has, supposedly, been around the food industry as long as Jack has should immediately know how insanely hard it is to run a successful restaurant (especially one that isn't a chain). The qualities an owner needs to make it work are directly opposite of Jack's incredible laziness and total lack of skill. Could someone do a 80s/early 90s vibed restaurant? Sure. But it sure as hell won't be Jack and I really doubt Nashville is the obvious place to do it.
He would open in one of those cursed locations that Jack bitches about and calls their previous deadnames because he acts like the owners were doing something wrong. The cursed places that close before the ink is dry on the lease.

80’s themed Gyms are fucking cool tho and not played out though. Women working out in pantyhose under their leotards is smoking hot.
 
He’s late to the ballgame on café 80’s also. 80’s stuff is kinda played out except for some hard core nostalgia nerds. Even synthwave has moved onto 90’s if not early 00’s imagery and aesthetics
The nostalgia wave seems to come about 20 years after the time has passed and usually lasts for about a decade. After that only diehards stay on that train. Remember "That 70's Show"? It started in 1998 or 18 years after 1980. It lasted until 2006 or close to 26 years after 1980. The same makers of the show had come out with the short lived "That 80's Show". Guess what? It failed because it came in only 12 years after 1990. Had they waited until 2009 or so it might have worked.

80's nostalgia peaked in the early 2010s. It came back a bit due to shows like "Stranger Things" but it's short lived. As you say it's the 90's that are the nostalgic decade now.

Fatty is just so mushbrained that he thinks everybody likes what he likes.

Also just wings, nachos and skins? Why? Even "Buffalo Wild Wings" has a wider menu than that. You need more than just a hook to bring people in and make them come back for more.

Has Jack posted any fake weight/blood pressure results lately?
No. He did so a while back and said he's been plateauing for months which just means he's not actually dieting or following carnivore. Like everything else he's half-assing it.
 
each table has a McDonald's Ashtray because it's the 80's and everyone's smoking and all the food comes in Styrofoam because fuck the environment that shit sturdy. Also fuck vegans and health nuts it's the 80's we're cooking the fries in Beef Tallow and deep frying the pies
This is true, but a fast food salad bar would help the verisimilitude. The kind with plastic ladles in little vats of dressing, and a big container of chocolate pudding at one end, schlorped out premade from a #12 can.
 
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This explains everything

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Why is he holding what looks like a butter knife with two hands?
Why is that lemon melting?
What is that pink jelly to the side?
Why is the utensil rack in the background not centred properly?
What are lights above it? Where is the fume hood?
Is he cooking fucking strawberries with lettuce?
Why is that chopping board set on the edge of the table?
Why is the pan handle stemming from within the pan?
See the corner of the room in the back? Why isn't that aligned and just stops randomly where the hands are?
Why isn't Scalfatty dead?
 
This is true, but a fast food salad bar would help the verisimilitude. The kind with plastic ladles in little vats of dressing, and a big container of chocolate pudding at one end, schlorped out premade from a #12 can.
The salad bar at Wendy’s has aunt Myrna’s party salad back in the day 🤠:coom:




Jack Pack is back boys!


Jack has a point about Kamala. She hasn’t really done anything in 4 years. She got the “ border czar” portfolio, then fucked off and disappeared except for cabinet meetings and be around to cast tie breaking votes in the senate if need be.
 
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It's been pointed out before, but for someone that whines about engagement farming, he sure does it a lot.

And the 80s cafe is a dumb idea. Gen X is in their late 40s and 50s. We're not going to gimmick restaurants. Though the arc of it would be hilarious, it would definitely be an all-time episode of Kitchen Nightmares because Fatty would need to call them up after 2 months when it's already failed.
 
Out of all the years Jack has made "chili" , his chili has been the consistency of soup. Very thin without any sort of texture.

A good chili in my opinion, needs to be rich and thick. That's just my opinion.

Anyway, since Jack has brought up "chili" month, here's the obligatory meme photo of his church "chili" using freezer dried brisket.
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I still shudder at the memory of Jack's pressure cooker chocolate chili that he struggled to blame on someone other than himself. He had no understanding that the chili couldn't thicken, because the liquid in the sealed pressure cooker couldn't evaporate, because ground beef chili shouldn't be made in a pressure cooker to begin with. What the fuck are you trying to do; tenderize ground beef for ingesting through a straw? And boiling chocolate bars at 30psi until they're dissolved into granular sediment at the bottom of a pot of grease isn't a recipe you'll find anywhere; because not even retards are retarded enough to pressure cook chocolate bars for no reason.

It would be really funny if Jack's dementia causes him to make it again, somehow worse than before, and then pretend that his family has to eat it because 'it isn't kurmurvur GUIZE *tilts head like a retard with ass pain*."
 
Has Jack run afoul of YouTube's Community Guidelines?

He's a bad cook and horrifying entity, but he doesn't cuss or show non-meat gore, and his homosexuality is only subtext.

Did Jack get dinged for anti-Palestine sentiment? Did he misgender someone? Or is he saying it's hard for other YouTubers, because Jack will report them for Community Guidelines, out of spite?
 
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