random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gog & Magog]

Who would ever hire a midget when a child could do the job just as well?

 

[Sebben Crudele II]

You can still get a lot done with a nigger, a faggot and a tranny.

 

[Trombonista]

nonconsensual exercise is a turnoff for me

 

[Meat Target]

Sally must give Olympian tier gummers for Ed to put up with her feral goblin’s shenanigans like this.

 

[Free Dick Pills]

Hey bro I said 20 times that you spoke rudely to me and I have zero interest to respond to you and I'm not responding now I'm responding to tell you that I have no interest to respond to you.

You are basically you're not on a you're on a black list you're on a shit list you're on a get the fuck away from me list.

You are on that you fucked up list and you can't get off that list.

Don't even bother asking me about my lady.

If I were to develop a forum for my own use it would have a single thread that I control and it would be top down not like this one that is bottom up.

Always the most recent comment would be at the top of the page.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Please elaborate? I genuinely don’t think I’ve encountered parquet floor hate before, I’m intrigued!

 

[internet friend]

"I admit it was disrespectful, but toilet is not one of the many genders in existence"

 

[Autistic Gunspergings]

"Hell yeah BISH, we shootin them mothafuckin guns now - come fite the RALPHAMALE!"

 

[Cnidarian]

With this in mind, you dumbasses who haven’t evacuated yet should leave offerings of corn starch, sprite, and Lowry’s Seasoned Salt on your roof.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Couldn't they buy some condoms? It's not that hard, they are in vegas, there are probably machines for that there or something.

 

[Harm]

Despite the company’s mission “to connect a billion users with optimism and civility”, we found games such as “Beat Up Homeless Outside 7/11 Simulator”

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

"as a plus size woman [this] is my form of resistance."

Oh shut the fuck up you fucking land whale. Getting out of bed is resistance for you.

 

[CaddestSlown]

The tranny menace has genocided a entire generation of twinks and butch lesbians.

 

[Thé au lait]

Its like everytime you post you find something more islamic to say
- @Moths

A ceiling bird had nested in my ceiling at midnight the other night and I could only resist its siren call for an hour before I had to get up an offer it a 9V battery so it would bless me with the canticles of smoke detection
- @Moths (again)

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Dammit. Husbando Stalin was fake.

the people who play leyley and andy seem more normal to me than pyrocynical and animesucks

 

[Tablet County]

get rotated idiot

 

[Oliver Onions]

Men don't respect me and i could never intimidate anyone.

 

[The Ugly One]

I painted this with sharpies and hilighters

 

[Secret Boots]

Iirc the cutie marks are a form of gay magical horse puberty.

 

[glass_houses]

I wonder if people would get the fuck out of the way of the death dealing hurricane, if we stopped naming them faggot names. Who the hell is scared of fucking Milton?

It might be easier to convince grandpa to leave the house if "Satan's Revengeance" was coming his way.