random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

Wrong, child. These are just the stock market's delusions.

45 year old man: Sup brah

look at how soft and very fat he is

Fuck the IRS, its Rapey Bubba that keeps me honest.

And once again he has no idea what he's talking about. It's frankly amazing how somebody can be so wrong about everything.

I doubt the consciousness he experiences has much in common with the rest of us - he probably perceives the floaters in his eyes to be anime hamburgers.

They have a centrally-planned meme economy, and when the meme-crops fail, they blame counterrevolutionary traitors hiding in their midst.

YOU FUCKING FASCISTS WHY I CAN'T BE A STONED GAMBLING AND PORN ADDICT NOOOOOOO

Wrong again Stalker Child. I have trained with the green power ranger and learned of his many martial arts ways. Enjoy prison

While we were shitposting on the internet, he was studying the blade.

Ah, the old nigga vs nurture argument.

He smells like obesity. You may not think that obesity has a smell, but it's the smell Rick has. If you are ever unfortunate enough to be within a mile of Rick, you will suddenly realize obesity has a smell, and it is the smell of Rick.

Also he's fat. And he smells. Of fat.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PIG GO TO FUCKING SLEEP

It's my American right to be a stoned gambling porn addict.

 

[Random Internet Person]

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[Thé au lait]

"Africa is unironically a good investment because even the lowest of the lows want to buy into the idea of free money, and this is essentially the global economy. I have worked with African immigrants who work terribly, but my ultimate point is even that they want their participation trophy. If you make the participation trophy easier to access, in theory, you could exponentially increase your returns."
- @Syzyg

the gamecube controller was an enlightened invention forged by the guiding principles of taoism and rampant alcholism
- @Moths (again)

I like how every time I look at Rick's timeline I'm always greeted with the CCTV footage of his small penis and him losing custody of his daughter.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

A moment of silence for all those babies pressed for their oil

Dildo manager walks into diddys office. M'lord, the 2010 Bieber special has gone missing.

Basketball. Shoving your balls into a hole? Very gay

you can't get murdered if somebody else already killed you

She is worse than a troon. May Allah forgive me for uttering this, she is a frog.

Do they take payments in potato bread?

>Chapter 35: My Rape

When you become friends with the school shooter and then he hands you his second gun to be his backup.

"We built a coalition with someone we called a Nazi 20 years ago"

If Israel sends a pager to Hasan, they'll truly be America's greatest ally.

Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate...I always hated it!

I'm amazed that someone with my user name didn't get invited to the kiwifarms furry orgy DM.

The 50 shades guy didn't look like Gretchen from Recess

And tonight, Tropical Storm DORITOS LOCOS TACOS FROM TACOBELL has formed in the Atlantic.."

 

[CEO of Gay]

The tard beacon is the best character in this movie.

 

[Meat Target]

If you think this 6'5 hulk who sounds like Chris Chan passes as a woman just cause he got a fake ass and fake boobs you must be very very autistic.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

That second one, do they even make "Sorry a shark bit your dick off" get well cards?

 

[GunCar Gary]

But it was meth. How do I know that? Because he says, ‘Am I a good meth whore?’ in the video

 

[Cemetery Support]

Write your username on your body so that when you're floating or stranded people will post it in the thread

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Apparenly she's a VTuber too? With a model drawn by Izumi Tsubasu, the incest god.

 

[Pedophobe]

Afraid he’d lick her for the liquor?

 

[Syzyg]

"Africa is unironically a good investment because even the lowest of the lows want to buy into the idea of free money, and this is essentially the global economy. I have worked with African immigrants who work terribly, but my ultimate point is even that they want their participation trophy. If you make the participation trophy easier to access, in theory, you could exponentially increase your returns."

That is actually a quote from @AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed that I copy pasted from genchat

 

[AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed]

That is actually a quote from @AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed that I copy pasted from genchat

It's a brilliant quote too that I stand by.

I am so fucking smart it's not even fucking funny. I swear to fucking God that if I were in charge of everything, everyone would be better off.

 

[LimeRikki]

>Schrödinger's abortion

 

[Gog & Magog]

Friendly reminder that this is happening because we don't throw enough car batteries in the ocean. It hungers, and if it is not fed, it CAN and WILL come to collect.
Have a heart, do your part.

If you don't throw your batteries in the ocean, how are the electric eels gonna recharge?

 

[monstrous bubo]

You have fucking Brazilian slum architecture in your crotch

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"Shag" implies both consent and a lack of polka music so don't bring my plans into this.

 

[AnOminous]

I am so fucking smart it's not even fucking funny. I swear to fucking God that if I were in charge of everything, everyone would be better off.

Even troons? FUCK YOU!

 

[Autistic Gunspergings]

I am so fucking smart it's not even fucking funny. I swear to fucking God that if I were in charge of everything, everyone would be better off.

 

[AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed]

Even troons? FUCK YOU!

ESPECIALLY TROONS!