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Let them eat cake: the concerned beloved of a troon wants advice on how to soothe said troon after the couple encounters a cruel and vicious clip making light of the self-harm statistics found in the transgender population - a joke that hits too close to home for OP's delusional date given his own history of cuddling with chainsaws and boxcutters.
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A TikTok video ruined my girlfriend's and my holiday season​

I really don't know how to start with all this, I'm not MTF or anything, but my girlfriend is, as you can read in the title of this post.
Well... My girlfriend and I were just watching videos on TikTok, laughing at whatever stupid thing came up, until one particular video came on that I feel like ruined our whole holiday season.
The video says "a cake who cuts itself" before changing to an image of a cake with the trans flag. I could immediately notice how the glow on my girlfriend's face completely disappeared; I felt terrible after that, since my girlfriend had problems with cutting for almost 6 years.
Everything was going great during our holiday season; it had been almost two months without any depressive episodes, And since the day before New Year's she's been super down and I just don't know what to do, because it's been months since I've seen her so bad.
I simply need some idea beyond what I'm already doing for her: making her coffee every day, asking her how she is, trying to let her know I'm there for her.
What should I do?
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After learning that they'll be expecting a nephew rather than a niece, a pooner's sister pokes fun at OP's desire to have been born male, which leaves her afflicted with l'esprit de l'escalier when she thinks about it further upon the conclusion of the call. The part that makes this aftertaste especially bitter, however, is that the sister who made the comment claims to be an ally of the final letter of the rainbow alphabet. As the kids say, it really do be your own peeps sometimes.
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My sister made a comment and I'm not sure how I feel about it.​

My sister and I were talking about the gender of our pregnant sibling's baby. We just found out that the baby will be born male. My sister, apparently, knows a lot of people who gave birth to male children recently, and made a comment along the lines of, "wow, everyone's being born a boy. Except for the people who want to be." (She said it in a humorous tone.) I laughed it off in the moment but, when we got off the phone and I thought about it more, it started to make me feel uncomfortable.
First of all, I hate it whenever people generalize my experience with gender as me "wanting" to be a boy. It's not that I WANT to be a boy, it's that I AM one and I am transitioning in order to help my body align with my mind. It just feels diminutive to chalk it up to a simple "desire" to be the opposite gender, but maybe I am overthinking considering that most people don't think that hard about their choice of words.
It doesn't help that this sister is one who I have been out to for over a year and who claims to be an ally, yet consistently misgenders and deadnames me. It felt less like a lighthearted joke and more like an ignorant jab.
I don't know, am I being too sensitive about this?
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A man mentally off-kilter enough to crossdress for a mere jaunt to the grocery store is brought kicking and screaming back into reality when store cameras, powered by transphobic wizardry, always manage to make him look like he's starring in The Michelin Man's Midlife Crisis. While I enjoy his colorful descriptions of himself, I just feel like if he's as round as he claims, orange lighting wouldn't do much more than make him look like Garfield, which I guess might be a step up from looking like a tranny.
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Self checkout cameras are the devils work I stg​

As if I'm not constantly grounding myself from my dysporia, I go to the store thinking I at least look cute even if I don't pass and then I get to see a low angle, harsh lighting flipped (Or, unflipped I guess) photo of myself and I look like a dumpling with bone structure that's had to retire from a 20 year boxing career.
Can't they at least put these at head height with some nice orange lighting? Help hide my shadow a bit, soften my features, I leave with some sandwich fillings and a mini photoshoot!
Instead I get gormless gorman the playdough woman asedjmfl
I'm gonna be real, I can live with not passing, I don't even know if I'm a woman anyway, but if I have to wear makeup to look good at the self-checkout I'm going to apply for a job installing these things to purposefully sabotage every single camera in them.
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FTM, or female-to-Moped: a gayden finds it amusing - yet also a bit sad - when men refuse to openly court her out of shame of being seen with her, though she chalks it up to concerns of homophobia rather than the much more reasonable assessment that she might be fun to ride, but no one wants to be caught riding her in public.
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Most Bittersweet Affirmation​

So two of the most recent guys' I've fucked around with have one singular thing in common, they both didn't want to display any sort of affection in public/in front of their family because they are both insecure about their sexuality.
Like on one hand its sadly the most affirming thing as these two dudes view me as just another guy.
But on the other hand its just upsetting to see folks grappling with issues like this, I understand the dynamic with my family has been shaken and eroded greatly cause of my queer identity so I would never want anyone else to be yanked out of the closet like I was.
Just thought I'd share this here since I thought it was funny.
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batteredpancakes said:
In all fairness the term was popularized after the fujoshi's started appearing. In the 2000's we just referred to them as the fangirl's who were into yaoi.
According to ChatGPT the term appeared in the 90's for Japan.

I'm guessing they've existed since the 80's in small amounts. Which would line up with the niche examples we see in the West.
Here's the early 90s
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It probably came up along with gay man culture. Pooners are, at their core, culture vultures towards gay men.
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"Gay" Pooner are a fairly recently thing also most of this trans non-sense is only about 10 years old before that trannies were as common as a seeing someone with a genetic deformity.

The "Gay" Pooner like a lot of the modern Trannies are mostly White Liberals who want to join the "Oppressed Class" there's a reason some people call it straight with extra steps. Then you have the Gooners those are mostly MtF now there seem to be a few FtM but gooners are mostly men and lastly the saddest group of today's trans non-sense are the kids caught in the social contagion factor. Who are either groomed online or are told because they have body issues or don't fit social norms or are just possibly a gay kid that they are trans and then the ones who are trooned out by white liberal parents for woke points at the expense of their kids.

But back in the day most trannies were Dick envy Dyke and Jealous Faggots who deluded themselves like today that they could get a "Straight" man if they wore a dress. Most lesbos back then were happy enough just being Bull Dykes and didn't feel the need to go full trans. This new trans era just shows for all their "Pride" how much self-hatred there truly is in the gay community where they reject their very gender in hopes to be "Straight".
 
Sean Andalou said:
I kept a low profile to purposefully avoid this happening, but because of my gf's ex I'm being ridiculed. Both my photos and my gf's (who is cis, by the way) is on there.
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Are they just pretending to be retarded or are they retarded? How the fuck do they think we got the pictures? By going into their room and taking pictures of them because we live in their walls? (We do, check 'em.) You purposefully, at least I hope so if you're a functioning adult, posted them onto some fucking website or some tranny discord server for people to see. We saw them, we reposted them. Whoop-die-fucking-do. Such a low profile you've kept. You know what actually being low profile is? Not posting your fucking DIY-slit onto the internet, dipshit. Not posting your every waking thought onto Reddit, dickhead. Not complaining about your fucking disgusting boyfriend's weird mental incapabilities, retard. Do trannies and OPSEC just not work in combination with one another? All you have to do is shut the fuck up, is that too difficult?


Disastrously Dumb said:
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Dr. Butt said:
girls don't wear sneakers in your country? is this like women not ordering beer at pubs in certain countries, it's just not culturally done?
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Sneakers are normal, the Converse sneaker in particular however was a major part of the emo, alt, scene, and hipster look. Which attracted the le epic quirky lul so randum rawr means i love you in dinosaur crowd.
 
Waffle Iron said:
For instance some 60% of binary trans men are said to have Phantom Penis Syndrome
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Yeah, I find it very hard to believe. Phantom pains are for organs you had and lost, not an organ you never had to begin with. Stuffing your body with Testosterone doesn't mean your brain thinks you have a penis. If they indeed experience pain, I assume it's from the enlarged clitoris (since it's full of nerves). Perhaps the atrophying of the female reproductive system also causes them pains that they interpret as phantom pains.

Law said:
She was apparently able to successfully hide her actual sex from just about everyone, including some of the women she dated
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They didn't have sex though? Kind of hard to hide it when you have sex. Oh, whatever.

batteredpancakes said:
In all fairness the term was popularized after the fujoshi's started appearing. In the 2000's we just referred to them as the fangirl's who were into yaoi.
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Yeah, most of the phenomena or causes/reasons/factors for female to poon existed before, it's just that it never occurred to anyone, including they themself, that it makes them "not women/girls" or men/boys. It's really fujoshi + current "gender identity" theory that cause this. This current "gender identity" theory invented the idea that if you feel like something, you are that something. Only when it comes to sex, of course, anything else is ridicules and offensive apparently.

Same with other causes/reasons/factors:
Autism + current "gender identity" theory.
Mental illnesses + current "gender identity" theory.
Body issues + current "gender identity" theory.
Sexual abuse + current "gender identity" theory.
etc.

Of course, it could be mix of a few reasons + current "gender identity" theory.



This dude keep appearing on my youtube feed. I'll block his channel soon, but looking at all these supporting comments, I'm just amazed. Just tons and tons of "supportive" comments. I'm pretty sure a lot of these are just people who egg him in on so they could watch some dude destroy his body, mind and life. Just like this fat slob. Saddest part is that he has a 5 years old daughter. It's also so surreal how people in the comments call this man a woman and claim he is a mother. The Emperor's New Clothes immediately comes to mind. Unbelievable.

These men are ruining themselves and others around them and people are clapping like they are freaks in a freak shows. Sad.
 
Magic Pickle said:
A man mentally off-kilter enough to crossdress for a mere jaunt to the grocery store is brought kicking and screaming back into reality when store cameras, powered by transphobic wizardry, always manage to make him look like he's starring in The Michelin Man's Midlife Crisis
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Imagine having to wait to finish your grocery shopping because some weird guy won't stop ogling himself in the self checkout security camera feed. Get a move on, buddy!
 
Magic Pickle said:
FTM, or female-to-Moped: a gayden finds it amusing - yet also a bit sad - when men refuse to openly court her out of shame of being seen with her, though she chalks it up to concerns of homophobia rather than the much more reasonable assessment that she might be fun to ride, but no one wants to be caught riding her in public.
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Goddamnit, haven't had such a belly laugh in ages. There goes my image as the office's quiet, stoic guy.
 
This may be bong-centric, but troon charities posting their financial Ls probably counts?


Basically, there are two big tranny charities in the UK: Stonewall and Mermaids.
Stonewall was the main pro-poofter charity until 2015, but now describe lesbians as "sexual racists". Stonewall's cash reserves have dwindled from 250k down to 92k.
Mermaids were the main charity in support of Munchausen-by-proxy mothers, but they're now £33,000 in debt.

I'm not mean. I think it's OK for a charity to support woolywoofters' rights to sodomise arses. But it's hilarious that our pro-tranny charities have failed financially.
And Mermaids, who want to surgically remove dicks and tits from kids, are even more fucked. Worst charities ever.

The world is healing?
 
Hakase Shinonome said:
Are they just pretending to be retarded or are they retarded? How the fuck do they think we got the pictures? By going into their room and taking pictures of them because we live in their walls? (We do, check 'em.) You purposefully, at least I hope so if you're a functioning adult, posted them onto some fucking website or some tranny discord server for people to see. We saw them, we reposted them. Whoop-die-fucking-do. Such a low profile you've kept. You know what actually being low profile is? Not posting your fucking DIY-slit onto the internet, dipshit. Not posting your every waking thought onto Reddit, dickhead. Not complaining about your fucking disgusting boyfriend's weird mental incapabilities, retard. Do trannies and OPSEC just not work in combination with one another? All you have to do is shut the fuck up, is that too difficult?



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I happened to scroll down to that .gif just as Bart was licking his lips, and now my day is ruined.
 
Ivr said it before, but lesbian culture is very specific in how it handles gender and its part of what's primed so many TiFs to come out of the woodwork.

Historically speaking Butch women were often considered a kind of "third gender" in that they were often ostracized by other women as well as men. A lot of non dykes considered them "men lite" and the butch/femme culture of older lesbians essentially put butch women in the social position of men (in a culture that didn't have any).

If you read Stone Butch Blues or any other writing by real, old-school butches you'll find all the same trains of thought you see TiFs waxing about nowadays. There's specifically a lot of talk about being almost part-man and part-woman—to have the social expectations and responsibility of a man, but to also have the softer heart and empathy of a woman. Loving a woman the way a man would, but in the way only a woman can.

All of this is to say that butch subculture carved out a niche for a very particular type of woman that has been overtaken by all this trans shit. I think most TiFs would be much happier if they were just old-school butch instead.
 
Hakase Shinonome said:
You know what actually being low profile is?
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"If you did an image search using my real name, you would not find a picture of me."
If you cannot honestly say that, you are not low profile. ;)

Sleazy Car Salesman said:
Sneakers are normal, the Converse sneaker in particular however was a major part of the emo, alt, scene, and hipster look. Which attracted the le epic quirky lul so randum rawr means i love you in dinosaur crowd.
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Dayum I'm old.
In my high school, they were the purview of aspiring basketball stars.
Whereas the paler athletes preferred Pro-Keds.

OK back on topic ...
DreinMeinVein said:
Stonewall was the main pro-poofter charity until 2015, but now describe lesbians as "sexual racists". Stonewall's cash reserves have dwindled from 250k down to 92k.
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Looks like they jettisoned their biggest supporters. :lit:

Troon thinks it's a W, but it's always an L.
Always. 8)

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The nurse was right of course. :lit:
I went to urgent care today. The nurse was looking at my chart to see which medications I was taking, and asking me to confirm each one. When she got to estradiol, she paused and said, "I think there's an error here."

I asked her what she meant. She said "the dose is way too low and it should be ethinyl estradiol. Someone must've entered the wrong thing."

Meanwhile I have no idea what ethinyl estradiol even is. She asks me if it sounds correct and I say no. And then she asks me, "Is your legal name deadname?" And I say yes.

And she's like oohhh. I thought you were on birth control.

I'm very confused but euphoria yay!
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Comments are more of the same. :christine:
 
Disastrously Dumb said:
the lack of self awareness in their community is unfathomable.
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DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
Those Temu gym shorts really accentuate his penis.
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This is clearly an intentional joke, he knows his hog is showing in the shorts and that's the "one good reason" he's referring to.

The L here is the reliance on industrial-strength filters to achieve a face that looks even remotely feminine. Even the "makeup" is filter-generated. Without it, the video would just be a normal-looking male in tight clothing, wondering aloud why everyone else doesn't enjoy beating off to tranny porn as much as he does.
 
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Potatis Salad said:
This is clearly an intentional joke, he knows his hog is showing in the shorts and that's the "one good reason" he's referring to.

The L here is the reliance on industrial-strength filters to achieve a face that looks even remotely feminine. Even the "makeup" is filter-generated. Without it, the video would just be a normal-looking male in tight clothing, wondering aloud why everyone else doesn't enjoy beating off to tranny porn as much as he does.
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I thought so too, except for the fact that his receding hair is filthy and I didn't realize he was wearing makeup, so idk if it's a joke. I think he thinks he's looking so hot that his dong doesn't matter and it's supposed to "confuse" people sexually. Either way, he cranked it after this.
 
Wujime said:

BRUUUUH I'm looking forward to "her" evolution!
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I just want to say that the comments in that video gave me AIDS and monkeypox, I want to die now. It's so bad that I am replying to a two week old post to let you know just how bad they are.

"new girl dropped!"
"wholesome algorithm pick!"
"the pendulum is swinging back! Transies need to trans harder and allies need to ally harder!"
 
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