💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy
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I mean... I kind of hope that happens. Just for the laughs
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Anons found the boots.
They apparently do custom sizing at no additional cost.
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Waddling your entire 200+ lbs ass around in impractical-by-design cosplay boots that are significantly ill-fitting to begin with sure sounds like a great idea for a person with an alleged foot injury that is already severe and painful enough to make gainful employment impossible.
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- Sep 29, 2022
Those boots look uncomfortable as hell.
If it's not the chafing she's gonna wind up with friction blisters on her feet.
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- Mar 11, 2017
Yep. I don't want to hear a peep out of her about how poor she is. She got a new credit card and went crazy. If her dad knows that she's buying all this crap he's gotta be pretty pissed.
The owwie foot only appears when she doesn't want to do anything. It's a very convenient injury. And speaking of feet...
Nice nail polish Ashton. So manry!
If you recall, one of her more recent skinwalk fics, Salon Quickie, featured Vanitas getting a pedicure at a nail salon. I must have skipped the summary the first time. But here it is:
So the entire time she was smelling up the salon with her BO she was imagining herself as Vanitas having toilet sex with some poor nail tech.
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I'm not sure but I think this is the first time I've ever seen her feet. I'm actually shocked at how small and woman-like they are. If all you saw was that you'd never guess she was such a fatass.
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A lot of fatties have tiny feet. It's so weird. Their foot and ankle fat still spilleth over depending on the level of fat yet their feet are dainty. If you are trying to pass as male and have small feet the last thing you want to do is paint your toe nails. She'd be better off wearing some clunky shoes that make her feet look like boats. Instead she wears those little granny slip ons that are far from manly.
Despite Pixy's unfortunate proportions it's obvious she is meant to be much smaller framewise. At her height she doesn't need nearly as many calories as she inhales daily. If she had put all this wasted money towards healthy food she'd feel better. There have been some studies that link fast food overconsumption to mental health issues. All that refined crap, sugar and salt has a bad effect on you over time.
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We got a new chapter of her shitty self insert fanfiction
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Again with the toilet sex. I mean yeah I get it occasionally but half of her fics involve toilet sex. It's frankly kinda creepy at this point.
I can only get so far into this before stopping.
Pixy... I mean "Vanitas" wants sex and instead winds up hitting up a strip club? Also... nice random Japanese making his heart "doki doki".
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i thought there were a lot of good one liners in this story but my god, that very last line knocked me on my ass.
so i'm assuming she's going to strip clubs now with her credit card? yeesh.
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Christ, even her self insert fiction is whiny. The “evil old man” must be her father. Vanitas sounds like a cheap fuck, tbh. If times are hard and expensive, don’t go drink beer at the titty bar and harass the dancers about your stomach banana.
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I made it to "Well Hot." I had to stop after that for about 10 minutes to try and understand those first two sentences. I gave up completely after "well, hot damn." And for some reason I read it in this voice.
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A nonny said Maximus is a real club in Victoria. So yeah. She's wasted money there. And since for Pixy art imitates life this means that a stripper poointed out her binder smashed tits and some drunk Asian girl tried to steal her phone.
Also, the summery says Vanitas is college age and so does the second paragraph. Yet later on the girls are too young even though they are in their 20s. She can't even maintain skinwalk kayfabe for the entirety of the fic. Oh well. At least VIP service doesn't include pee.
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"Small and woman-like"? Those are fat squares, fatter and flatter than I'd expect at her height/weight. Skinny long toes, so sure, not masculine, but nothing dainty or even woman-like about them. Maybe they're short, can't tell, really, but I would not consider those particularly feminine.
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Yeah but most guys go to titty bars for two main reasons.
1. They're young and want to see titties.
2. It's a cheap bachelor party.
You don't go there because you're horny.
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You all missed the last line,
"He could finally have his Big Banana pulled out from his belly. "
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"He only drank socially most of the time and drank to get tipsy; he had bad experiences with getting drunk in the past. Vomiting, landing himself ice cold and naked in the bath tub after so called friends threw him in there. So he tried to avoid too much of it."
If this actually happened, she is probably that shitty friend that likes to get too wasted any time alcohol is around
"Vanitas sighed and doodled an anime character on a napkin."
I went to the strip club and all I got was this shitty anime drawing on a napkin
" Then suddenly another stripper came out; she was short and petite with a tan with red hair. Something about her eyes and freckles drew him in. But she also looked very young so he looked away, blushing. Ung. He didn’t want to get mixed up in trouble. Especially with how strict his family was and she looked like nothing but trouble."
Reference to the red headed stripped her ex-fuck buddy Kris fell for, or alluding to how she might have "pedophilic" tendencies?
The whole part where the stripper asks for a drink and the response can be summed up as (despite allegedly being horny and looking for his one true girl) "go away. I'm broke. It's not my fault you have kids, but you are pretty." And Sara wonders why people aren't throwing themselves at her feet.
"Why was she bothering him? There was an obvious age gap. It made him feel guilty and naughty. "
Nevermind about the red headed stripper comment.
" he made sure to hide his phone and wallet from her."
I'm positive the new wallet was acquired just to appear "mature" to the strippers
If this actually happened, she is probably that shitty friend that likes to get too wasted any time alcohol is around
"Vanitas sighed and doodled an anime character on a napkin."
I went to the strip club and all I got was this shitty anime drawing on a napkin
" Then suddenly another stripper came out; she was short and petite with a tan with red hair. Something about her eyes and freckles drew him in. But she also looked very young so he looked away, blushing. Ung. He didn’t want to get mixed up in trouble. Especially with how strict his family was and she looked like nothing but trouble."
Reference to the red headed stripped her ex-fuck buddy Kris fell for, or alluding to how she might have "pedophilic" tendencies?
The whole part where the stripper asks for a drink and the response can be summed up as (despite allegedly being horny and looking for his one true girl) "go away. I'm broke. It's not my fault you have kids, but you are pretty." And Sara wonders why people aren't throwing themselves at her feet.
"Why was she bothering him? There was an obvious age gap. It made him feel guilty and naughty. "
Nevermind about the red headed stripper comment.
" he made sure to hide his phone and wallet from her."
I'm positive the new wallet was acquired just to appear "mature" to the strippers
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I looked up the Yelp reviews for the real-life place: https://www.yelp.com/biz/maximus-victoria
And there's a sighting in the wild of strangers calling women "mother"
"I WILL NOT BE HARMED"
Must be something in the water down there.
Alas, it doesn't seem like any of the strippers "Vanitas" met exist in real life.
My favorite line this time around:
"But none of these women wanted him, the real man behind the mask, the sorrowful vampire of a man. The strippers just wanted his wallet."
Times are tough when you have to do your dark Byronic brooding in a strip joint.
And there's a sighting in the wild of strangers calling women "mother"
"I WILL NOT BE HARMED"
Must be something in the water down there.
Alas, it doesn't seem like any of the strippers "Vanitas" met exist in real life.
My favorite line this time around:
"But none of these women wanted him, the real man behind the mask, the sorrowful vampire of a man. The strippers just wanted his wallet."
Times are tough when you have to do your dark Byronic brooding in a strip joint.
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She's just doing stereotypical man things because she thinks that makes her more masculine. There's no actual effort involved other than the 80s college movie version of manly pastimes being applied to her joke of a life. She still gets painted toenails then doesn't seem to notice or care that her foot is in the shot.
I checked Yelp and a lot of the ratings for Maximus are negative. Google maps is also pretty negative. It's a trashy place. Someone complained that their tab ballooned up to $800 because of "additional charges" and someone else kept getting some weird concoction instead of the drink they ordered.
Yes. Tell the girls you are broke and don't care about the kids they are shaking their asses to feed. That's a great way to get them to pay attention to you. I wonder why no one wants to be her friend or lover. It baffles my brain.
Funny how the red head is nothing but trouble when Pixy spend years as the town bike and did stuff that would make low rent strippers puke. I guess she's kinda ok with redheads now because she admitted she was cute.
Maybe one of them laughed at her KH wallet. She must have had a really weeby one. Because there are styles you can get that are very low key black with a small crown or heartless logo. No one would even know it was a weeb wallet unless they were familiar with KH. But now that she has a mature and masculine wallet and robot cologne there's no way any of these fine ladies would misgender her. Everyone knows it's all in the wallet.
How does it even work? Like if it somehow descended from her stomach into her nether regions where does it go? Does it come out of her vagina like in hentai? Does it shoot out of her belly button? There's probably a hentai like that too.