💼 Careercow Will Stancil / whstancil / stancilculture - "Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok

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I didn't know about this guy aside from the goverment clowning on him in that one 'Grok is this true' tweet, but I am in stiches and crying in laughter in bed over the wall of Jamal.
 
Will, bruh, like the kids say, go touch grass. Put the phone down. Get off the computer. Do something else. Experience real life. Go bowling with Jamal. No one on there likes you.

Yes, it may be hard to believe, but no one likes you. They aren't all Nazis, man. That would mean that 99% of the world is Nazis. You are just supremely unlikeable.

You are that one kid we all knew in grade school. The one that was very argumentative and verbose over the smallest things in class. The one that wouldn't miss an opportunity to raise his hand during a lecture. The one that signed up for every extracurricular activity, assigned himself as the teacher's assistant, and always ran for class president. Yet, he had no friends. That's not normal, Will.

It do be like that, Mr. Stancil.
 
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I love this shit. Just something that is at most slightly annoying elevated by an idiot unable to handle it. It’s bullying an idiot in such a minor way that the only response to that bullied person has to be “stop being a faggot about it”. Fatrick and Will both are in a hell of their own creation because some teenagers and bored adults realize that some retard will piss and cry at the mildest ribbing. I know actual retarded people who are more mature than this guy. Like actual brain damage from birth retards. It’s such a treat.

It do be like this, huh?
 
I'm glad I took the time to actually read the highlights after seeing the feature. I've seen the guy's name and knew that he got raped by Grok, but I didn't know he cleaved so closely to my favorite genre of cow. I wish him a very botched fruitful lolsuit against the completely true and honest videographic ebidance that he hallucinates Jamal and beats local Antifa to death with a Totenkopf cane.
 
NAZIS COULD BE HERE! Stancil thought as he doomscrolled through X, the Everything App. This place has been infected since that nazi Musk bought it. The cool air conditioning felt good against his arms as he posted another tweet about Trump.
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"NAZIS could be here" Stancil thought "Ever since Musk bought this site. There could be NAZIS anywhere." The cool AC felt good against his bare arms. "I HATE NAZIS" he thought. It do be like that, Mr. Stancil reverberated his entire timeline, ratioing it even as the $9 booze circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Grok after dark. "With a twitter account, you can destroy America" he said to himself, out loud.
 
The funniest part of all this is that he's getting buck broken over people posting a innocuous catchphrase from a cartoon black man. The ARYAN BEAST Will Stancil absolutely HATES the sight of filthy niggers!

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People don't think that's how it be, but it do be like that Mister Stancil.

-black science man
 
The part I appreciate the most is how he's mentally breaking over the most asinine and schoolyard level of bullying. There aren't even any real life consequences to the harassment he's facing, it's all just shitposts aimed to have a laugh but he treats it like nazis are breaking into his home to drag him to camp. He needs nothing to go into hysterics, the mere thought that people are laughing at him is enough to send him into his silly melodramatic tirades.
He's a Twitter nobody. His lifeblood is attention. This meme isn't just a denial of attention, it's an active taunting like dangling a carrot on a stick. He's getting attention, but the joke is that it is a canned statement that means nothing. It's anti-attention and an active dismissal of everything he says, an open statement he isn't even worthy of actual discourse.
 
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"NAZIS could be here" Stancil thought "Ever since Musk bought this site. There could be NAZIS anywhere." The cool AC felt good against his bare arms. "I HATE NAZIS" he thought. It do be like that, Mr. Stancil reverberated his entire timeline, ratioing it even as the $9 booze circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Grok after dark. "With a twitter account, you can destroy America" he said to himself, out loud.
"It be like that" Jamal thought, "it really do be like that" Mr. Stancil's bronze acquaintance ebonically uttered.
 
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It do be like that, Mr. Stancil. Now bend over for the T1000 rape robot.
I fucking imagine years down the line, there will be a textbook at schools that has a section about crimes committed by AI. In that section, Will Stencil will be named as the first rape victim by artificial intelligence. :story:
 
Wow. I mean, I’m a hardcore white supremacist KKK nazi too, but this is over the line for me.
Can you imagine being 100% aryan and your tweets get flooded with niggers? I’d probably do something horrible to a nigger just from the sight of that!
Keep going my fuhrer, you will hang that nigger eventually!
 
I fucking imagine years down the line, there will be a textbook at schools that has a section about crimes committed by AI. In that section, Will Stencil will be named as the first rape victim by artificial intelligence. :story:
Only if he shows the sphincter, can't have that text book case without it for posterity.
 
It's even worse than that, this isn't the original "White House" (to the extent such a thing exists). It's an office extension built in the 1940s in part to cover an underground bomb shelter.



It's kind of funny how the out of all the characters, the one that resonated the most with Racist Online Nazis was Jamal. I admit that it's his character arc that I'm most invested in.
hope I'm not ⏰ with this, but: it was also famously torched by angee britbongs in 1814

Stancil tax: it do be like dat, tho
 
It gets renovated and rebuilt all the time to keep it up to date.
I mean, the East Wing itself is not even a century old. Don't get me wrong, I think historical monuments and whatnot are important, and shouldn't be destroyed, but the East Wing is not one of the core pieces of the White House, it was added in the 40s and has been renovated extensively. Moreover, the White House, more than anything, is the living quarters of the President and the First Family. As long as historical artifacts themselves or the original parts of the White House aren't outright destroyed, I don't see the problem.
 
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