💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
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Looks like her own body is misgendering her with a period. Unless something else has occurred, that's my take on this post.
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Mammogram maybe? She might have gotten one of those "It's time for your mammogram!" letters if she is still on the insurance her dad pays for. Although I can't see her actually bothering to get the hated mounds squashed. With her pain threshold lower than Earth's inner core I think that's way too many owwies for her. At least the no deodorant rule wouldn't affect her. It will affect the poor tech though.
 
Stinkyboy said:
Could be a pap smear
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The asterisks fit so you could be right. Although I'm not sure if the amount of them matters. I think she just pounded that key for privacy while crying and dying as usual. Could be another stomach penis delusion too.

Also, she's attending another art event and made herself an autistic power leveling profile a lot with a classic 'tism face selfie complete with horribly wrinkled shirt and freaky Vanitas contacts. People are going to think she's a tard. They'd be right.

Note the use of BIG WORD copacetic. It means that things are fine or satisfying. But it just looks awkward here. The average Texan has no idea WTF that means and the rest is just babbling on and on about herself and her weeb interests,, her NYC yumes and how many paintings she wants to paint before she dies. If this was posted before the mysterious asterisks were then I wonder if this had to do with yesterday's art show.

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Dysnomia said:
The asterisks fit so you could be right. Although I'm not sure if the amount of them matters. I think she just pounded that key for privacy while crying and dying as usual. Could be another stomach penis delusion too.

Also, she's attending another art event and made herself an autistic power leveling profile a lot with a classic 'tism face selfie complete with horribly wrinkled shirt and freaky Vanitas contacts. People are going to think she's a tard. They'd be right.

Note the use of BIG WORD copacetic. It means that things are fine or satisfying. But it just looks awkward here. The average Texan has no idea WTF that means and the rest is just babbling on and on about herself and her weeb interests,, her NYC yumes and how many paintings she wants to paint before she dies. If this was posted before the mysterious asterisks were then I wonder if this had to do with yesterday's art show.

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I feel bad for these people.
 
Dysnomia said:
Note the use of BIG WORD copacetic. It means that things are fine or satisfying. But it just looks awkward here. The average Texan has no idea WTF that means
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Since she uses it in the same sentence as "therapeutic", I wouldn't rule out that she thinks it means "helping her to cope".
 
That wrinkled shirt is killing me. Does she even know what an iron is? Does she hang it up when she takes it off or just ball it up and let the sweaty fabric ferment on her filthy bedroom floor? I want to say she thinks ironing is not a manly pursuit. But I think she's just lazy. Anything else would be an excuse. Before she took the selfie didn't she see the collar? She doesn't even straighten her crooked clip on ties. She gives no fucks and looks slovenly.

Elderly beef taco said:
Then why not take the obvious choice as cosplay as Pam? She would barely need makeup for that one.
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She could use the infamous Sora wig. It's perfect.
Kosher Dill said:
She wants to get to 500 paintings, "at least before I die"? Is she going to keep painting when she becomes a rape ghost?
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How else will she woo her bride?
Garnet123 said:
Since she uses it in the same sentence as "therapeutic", I wouldn't rule out that she thinks it means "helping her to cope".
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You may be right. She doesn't even know what purple looks like. There's no end to her stupidity.
 
Six prints at the event and the event organizers didn't have to calm her down this time, that's pretty good!
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Speaking as a professional artfag, that artist statement is really something, it's written at barely middle school level and has too much fluff. Writing an artist statement or a Bio is an art in itself and so many young artists think it means "cram in all your pronouns, sexual orientation, mental and physical disabilities and remind them that you are 0.012 percent indigenous Botswannan"
even if that has fuck-all to do with their art.

Pixy could pare it down to something like:
My name is Ashton Winters and I am based out of Victoria, Texas but dream of visiting all the great museums and big cities the world has to offer. Art has always been an important part of my life; I used to experiment with poopin’ in cosplay photos but recently fell in love with painting.
My art centers around dreamlike and surreal imagery and thematically I explore many topics such as trauma, identity, and addiction to Whataburger. I live to create art and hope to finish 500 paintings before the Rape Ghost finally gets me.
 
MerriedxReldnahc said:
Six prints at the event and the event organizers didn't have to calm her down this time, that's pretty good!
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Six people read her rambling tmi artist profile the event page had posted on Facebook & wanted to be nice to an obvious retard. Still, she went to an event, made herself some money, and for once has nothing negative to say or complain about the time she had. She could’ve even slipped an “even tho I got misgendered a few times” but didn’t (and it’s a guarantee tons of people would have said/did things she would misconstrued as such).
 
Raxxinator said:
Six people read her rambling tmi artist profile the event page had posted on Facebook & wanted to be nice to an obvious retard. Still, she went to an event, made herself some money, and for once has nothing negative to say or complain about the time she had. She could’ve even slipped an “even tho I got misgendered a few times” but didn’t (and it’s a guarantee tons of people would have said/did things she would misconstrued as such).
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I too think these were pity purchases. They felt sorry for the retarded chick. Just like with the art contest she won last year. I guess she'll be buying more cosplay with the money. As usual.
 
She doesn't want gross tiddies and her belly is male. :mad:

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It's funny that she claims her brain is male when she's like a cartoonish version of a female stereotype. If her brain was male she would have manned up ages ago. This clownish LARP needs to end already. She's making an ass out of herself at home and in public and she looks absolutely ridiculous with the Simple Jack haircut and the cheap suits with wrinkled shirts and crooked dollar store ties. I wonder if her dad has heard her say she wants to make a baby with her stomach penis. Does he know about it or does he just hear the stupid "I'm a man" stuff along with the retarded haircut and clothes? I do wonder how far he thinks it all goes.

Also, I found the lolcow gif banner of Pixy giving a BJ to a corn dog. I'll spoiler it to prevent sudden bursts of nausea.

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Dysnomia said:
Also, I found the lolcow gif banner of Pixy giving a BJ to a corn dog. I'll spoiler it to prevent sudden bursts of nausea.
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Maybe I'm just dead inside after years and years of being on this site, but I found that more hilarious than horrifying. The dead look in her eyes while she molests that poor unsuspecting corn dog sent me. How many hogs died to be processed into a delicious meat tube enrobed in cornmeal, only to be subjected to this undignified fate.

I think I've finally gone insane.
 
"Corn dogs are yum-my!" briefly became a greeting for me and my roommates like 11-12 years ago after she initially posted the corndoglatio video.

If her brain was male, she probably wouldn't have stereotypically female interests, preferences, language use, fantasies of being "rescued," etc, etc. The most masculine thing about her has always been her chin, and even that doesn't look masculine when she's trying to present as masculine, which is honestly an impressive level of failure.
 
Flaw Peacock said:
Maybe I'm just dead inside after years and years of being on this site, but I found that more hilarious than horrifying. The dead look in her eyes while she molests that poor unsuspecting corn dog sent me. How many hogs died to be processed into a delicious meat tube enrobed in cornmeal, only to be subjected to this undignified fate.

I think I've finally gone insane.
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Out of all the futile efforts to be sekushii the corndog has to be the pinnacle of unintentionally hilarious. It's like one of those stupid anime scenes where a cute girl is eating a popsicle or a banana. But the girl in this case is a pudgy weeb who at the time thought she was Japanese.

Speaking of dead eyed looks, here's a new selfie. She's got this autistic thousand yard stare complete with Vanitas contacts. Those stupid contacts make her look like a soulless android. She wears them so much in public too. People have got to be freaked out. That's no way to attract a waifu, Ass-Ton. They are for cosplay use. Not every day wear. And they are probably Temu quality. I'm surprised her eyes aren't crusty and swollen yet. She has a tendency to wear them over her prescription contacts too. She's done that forever. Some day her luck with that will run out.

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