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[Tablet County]

What mass protests are supposed to do when jews control everything and only through the power of pub drinking and gay sex can over come them?

 

[Snusmumriken]

“In college I joined a fraternity. RMT = Rape Murder Torture frat. Our secret handshake was a punch to the face.”

 

[卐卐卐]

I HAVE A BOAT. MY SUPERVISOR IS DRINKING MY FUCKING SCOTCH.

 

[Tablet County]

Worst she could do is accuse you of rape, go get 'em tiger.

The future of AI 'actors' is going to be a fight between producers that don't want to pay actors, and producers that want to fuck them in exchange for acting jobs.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You are an insufferable faggot. I'm surprised you haven't been banned yet.

 

[Chromeo]

My foot owns the copyright to your ass and I'm about to send a cease and desist.

Schindlers List but it's lesbian conversion camps.

 

[Chromeo]

I can't assume what Jesus gets off to. I already sinned just by looking at that artwork of Jesus being raped by the romans in Grezzo 2.

Don't be too hard on yourself. The white van might contain candy and molestation. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

Tinctures are so five minutes ago. I only do ointments, unguents and salves now.

I know (completely against my will) that the crocodile doing the baptism is canonically Catholic.

I am sorry but there is a imminent threat to human life because your site allows anime pornography

Well unfortunately for you,and me im autistic

"there's a snake in it's natural habitat outside? It must die for its crimes!"

"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU STUPID FUCKING CHUD THE RAPE HELPS WITH MY TRAUMA! MY THERAPIST SAYS ITS PERFECTLY HEALTHY! I BET YOU'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO THERAPY BEFORE FACIST BTW I'M TRANS"

Can we have one happening where we don't discuss the Jews?

Will you retards stop arguing about the Jews?

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

But these idiots think they can just eat their gay little spinach

jfc I don't think even RFK has ever said something as wacky as this.

And he went to the sea, and sat by the waters, and he heard the voice of the LORD sayeth 'HEALTH', and lo he went and ate not the cheesed burger nor the heated dog henceforth (Retardicus 20:14)

Pachinko is a fucking blight on society and directly funds north koreas nuclear program

Pumpkin Spice cope just in time for fall

 

[The Taxman]

All of you bourgeois fuckers saying "I don't like change", I'll happily take yours if you don't need it.

 

[Gentlebastard]

And he went to the sea, and sat by the waters, and he heard the voice of the LORD sayeth 'HEALTH', and lo he went and ate not the cheesed burger nor the heated dog henceforth (Retardicus 20:14)

Your lips say "raw vegan." Your forward facing eyes and incisors say "BACON!"

Please stop sperging about magic underwear in this thread.

Sometimes his pig brain is just too retarded for me to try to translate.

Every day he gets closer to his true form, Frank from MST3K

Jesus Christ on a stick, that music in the background. He's complaining about a coffee place, not running from an eldritch horror

I should have been a lot more bigoted in the past, and I will rectify that in the future.

He is the kind of guy to travel to Armenia and praise the young turks. "Actually, child, it was not a genocide. And even if it was, you deserved it for being fascist."

He is lucky he has social media to get it out of his system.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Either way, I hope we all agree that Dr. Pepper is the best soda/pop/fountain drink. If there's anyone that disagrees, please turn your face toward the wall. This'll all be over shortly.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

It kinda removes the sting when you imagine the guy giving you moons and hats sitting there in his lair surrounded by piss bottles and roach feces.

Also, being the owner of a rape factory would be awful.
The smell alone.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"If she grimace while filming her 27th take of a greenscreen fight with a CGI Dementor, she a hoe!"

 

[Sawamura Simp]

WARNING: THIS POSTER IS CANADIAN

Thank you for raising the candle of knowledge to illuminate the vastness of my ignorance surrounding it.

The 2025 Fat Bear Week Finals has begun!
It's Bear 856 vs Bear 32 (Chunk)

I could have sworn I had my pants on when I entered this thread.

I'm starting to think that some people on this website might be slightly unhinged.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I understand that your into the GMILF skussy but really nigga? Bitch looks like Palpatine.

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

There needs to be a rule. If you are talking shit about people, and there are piss bottles in your room, you need to stop talking shit until you have, at the very least, emptied out those piss bottles. Nobody in a room full of piss bottles gets to talk shit.

 

[Meat Target]

The Tylenol is making you all autistic and racist.

 

[Dr. Butt]

when all you think about is men fucking each other in the ass, and how you're not one of them, ofc you're not going to be happy.

 

[Meat Target]

A man's pisshole isn't the entire circumference of his head, retard.

Excuse me for not understanding the ethics of pissing in a bottle.

Your smugness almost makes me want to piss in a bottle just to tell you to go fuck yourself. But I'm over the age of twelve so I will simply go to the bathroom instead.

 

[tehpope]

If they get Gender-Confirming care, I demand Class-Confirming care. Give me a government-bought Bugatti so I can identify as "rich"