The Sacrifices by Alexander Kattke - The Official @BrunoMattei Grieving Thread

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Shakira Flabbergasted said:
That's called phimosis and they need to see a doctor. It's not supposed to do that.
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SOFT it's not supposed to do that? I can almost roll my skin completely over the head and I'm fucking CLIPPED.
TenMilesWide said:
I've been wondering how much people would be willing to overlook the piss bottles if he left a "dear hearts and gentle people" note instead of a rape factory manifesto.
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Dude I make fun of HOWARD HUGHES for that shit. And I don't know this kid, but he definitely did not achieve what Howard Hughes did.
TenMilesWide said:
The foreskin can go up past the head, but it's only attached further down. The uncircumcised simply pull it back and piss in a bottle like a circumcised man would.
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That's actually one of the most informative things I've learned today.
Shakira Flabbergasted said:
This is what I meant but I'm bad at explaining dick anatomy.
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This it's probably my favorite sentence I've heard all week.
 
Shakira Flabbergasted said:
That's called phimosis and they need to see a doctor. It's not supposed to do that.
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It doesn't cover the head when erect. It's a complete and comfy sleeping bag when flaccid.
Phimosis is only the inability to retract fully when erect.
You can pee while erect, but it can be challenging and unless you can perform a handstand with one arm you're not going to be able to hold the bottle as well.
 
AnOminous said:
(Also why do so many people have intense opinions about this? It's literally just pissing in bottles.)
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Because it's disgusting, slovenly behavior that you're supposed to grow out of when you're fucking twelve.
This man really just asked "why are people so disgusted when people do disgusting things?" Because it's disgusting, that's as far as we can go on this journey, I have no more knowledge to give you.
 
Lip Glossary said:
Because it's disgusting, slovenly behavior that you're supposed to grow out of when you're fucking twelve.
This man really just asked "why are people so disgusted when people do disgusting things?" Because it's disgusting, that's as far as we can go on this journey, I have no more knowledge to give you.
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Your smugness almost makes me want to piss in a bottle just to tell you to go fuck yourself. But I'm over the age of twelve so I will simply go to the bathroom instead.
 
These last two pages are why Kiwi Farms is the greatest aviculture pissbirb community on the interwebs
 
Richard Tuggs said:
Sure can, movies were put to vote as always, and what won was a movie called Necromaniac: Schizophreniac 2, after a few minutes of watching the movie some sort of shit happened in the discord group and the movie that won was going to be pulled for something else becuase somebody's sensibilities got perturbed. This resulted in what seemed like 7 minutes of "Harry Russo was born on 6/6/64" on repeat with mod arguments between Las, Bruno, and a few other mods who rarely showed up to movie night about how the night should be ran. This resulted in Las ragequiting movie night and what felt like the quality shifting as well as an emote being created of a crying eagle in remembrance.
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The emote in question is this one: called by bracketed 6664.
TV's Adam West said:
That movie was fucking retarded and only retards like Bruno and I enjoyed it. Then he brought the whore Mangler.
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Entire trilogy is certified Kiwi Klassicks. Russo is also in the rouge gallery of villains, and the character's actor was in at least two Bill Zebub movies. Stop me when I mention something bad.
The Token Ethnic said:
Speaking of which, what happened to that Mr. Popo guy?
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He just presented this Sunday's most recent edition of The Good, The Bad, and The Zoomie. (Beatles.)
 
AnOminous said:
That is some obvious bullshit and even dumb bullshit. Why would you lie about having a male calico cat? They don't exist! And when they do it's a complete freak event.

There needs to be a rule. If you are talking shit about people, and there are piss bottles in your room, you need to stop talking shit until you have, at the very least, emptied out those piss bottles. Nobody in a room full of piss bottles gets to talk shit.
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If your room is full of piss, give it a miss. If your room is squeaky clean, go for it Queen.
 
AnOminous said:
Your smugness almost makes me want to piss in a bottle just to tell you to go fuck yourself. But I'm over the age of twelve so I will simply go to the bathroom instead.
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If me not having a collection of urine and being disgusted by people who collect bottles of their own fermented piss makes me smug, you can just call me the mayor of smugville.
 
AnOminous said:
Your smugness almost makes me want to piss in a bottle just to tell you to go fuck yourself.
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I wish Arizona Iced Tea came in bottles here; we only have the cans. I have an empty Kiwi Strawberry right here and the ASMR fan in me almost wants to give it a shot. But the not shredding my penis on razor sharp metal fan is vetoing.
 
Canoodler said:
If someone has so many piss bottles that they simply have no space for them anymore, what does that person do with them?
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Leave them for your family to clean up obviously. It's not like you weren't already enough of a burden why not just completely ruin their day.

People like this redefine being self centered so there never was a plan to discard them. They already gotten into a headspace to where everything was terminal and there was no need to clean because they'll just be gone soon anyway. The real truth about the pity party is it tends to manifest physically as completely disgusting living situations. Some ppl passive give up like this and others make a conscious decision bc "fuck you mom/dad/society youre booooooosing me"
 
Lifeguard Hermit said:
Leave them for your family to clean up obviously. It's not like you weren't already enough of a burden why not just completely ruin their day.

People like this redefine being self centered so there never was a plan to discard them. They already gotten into a headspace to where everything was terminal and there was no need to clean because they'll just be gone soon anyway. The real truth about the pity party is it tends to manifest physically as completely disgusting living situations. Some ppl passive give up like this and others make a conscious decision bc "fuck you mom/dad/society youre booooooosing me"
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That would suck so bad to be a parent and have a kid that's a suicide, and then you have to clean up his room and find that manifesto and a bunch of bottles of old rotten piss.
But I mean honestly they're kind of at fault, as well. I mean how do you let your kid get to the point where he's living in the equivalent of third world squalor and not do something?
 
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