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[Gog & Magog]

When I was five years old, I accidentally killed my sister’s fish by flushing it down the toilet. She told me that because I flushed it, it would turn into a mutant creature that would come back to eat me. I was so scared that I avoided the bathroom for days.
My dad got mad at my sister for saying that, so she later came to me and said that she went to find it and killed it for me.

I don't know if this counts as believable. But someone once told me when I was a kid that Colonel Sanders was a Colonel in the Civil War.

On the side of the Confederacy.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Instead, you made it your retarded crusade to go after a fat, cheese-loving man because his funny bird website made your buddies look bad.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

If you do it to me, I'll send the White Army to your house nigger, try me!

 

[CallmeCicada]

Reddit supports the continue harassment of innocent child predators LGTV+ people

 

[Spud]

Still, until I can fit my home with automated popup 20mm autocannons we won't truly be free.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I love gaslighting people about trivial stuff you could easily look up, because most people never look it up and will just spread dumb shit just because they were told it was true, and I find that hilarious.

you should be absolutely sure (then you would know you're wrong)

Holy moly, never mind keep getting that bread king*.
*Unless you groom kids that ain't cool dawg.

This guy really needs to log off the internet, or life. His choice.

He would've make a funny school shooter. Possibly not a successful one, but sure as hell funny.

Maybe some third-rate content creator will even make a video delving into you as a part of the "mysteries of the internet" type of format, thus allowing the future generations to marvel at your retardation while they eat their meals, use the bathroom, go on their commutes, or just out of sheer boredom on a slow day.

I bought all my stocks early on this nigger, and I'm not letting go until I see his face on a Turkey Tom thumbnail.

imagine if dsp outlives farms

 

[LiquidKid]

Reddit is laughing at us right now, I just know it.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

It's nice to know my extremely bigoted beliefs about BPD women are correct, even if they're just from personal experience. Informative!

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/comments/639977

Holy shit. I am tired of accidentally thinking I am you

 

[Oliver Onions]

Give me normal ratings instead of throwing hats and trashcans at me.

(Context: User is quoting a lolcow's off-site manifesto)

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

"She hogen on my dorp til all her arms and legs fall off."

 

[The Spoils of War]

In the comments there's a guy with Sailor Moon in front of the Confederate flag for their avatar.

Off topic slightly but a friend of mine at school used to tell people he would “beat the shit into them”.

 

[Gentlebastard]

That's not what I meant. But, thanks, that's horrifying.

Her opinion is informed by gay manhwa, shota anime and Stray Kids fanfiction therefore she says the truth.

 

[NoReturn]

Destiny can probably gish gallop and out argue us all on a condensed live streamed debate. But I am not a degenerate coomer, nor am I stupid enough to film people without consent and share it with a twitter thot promoting an Onlyfans.

 

[Crex Crex]

Women writing male gay sex smut is always the perfect rebuttal to every feminist who chides men for not knowing the intricacies of how many different holes women have in their genitals.

At least men don't think gay assholes get dripping wet like pussies

New fetish genre: Swamp Ass

Thanks women

Today might be a good day to kill myself.

 

[Rotollo 2]

After watching that latest debacle, I have concluded zelensky is a lolcow

 

[The Ancestor]

I'm willing to give Zelensky another chance if he returns to the White House wearing the burger suit.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There's pretty much no way around the fact that his continued existence is a Shoah for ants.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Maricón de Mierda said:
I checked Archive of Our Own and the first story tagged with "gooning" was a 218,658 word Metal Gear Solid erotic fanfic

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Prepared for another day of high quality antisemitism

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/uBcHW

 

[IKOL]

Under the Biden administration we had two men engaging in sodomy in the Senate.

Now under the Trump administration we have the president partaking in male on male rape on live television

How can leftists claim America is homophobic in light of this wholesome 100 progress
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