random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Doxmatix]

Man, I just wanted to read legal documents and speculate their interpretations. A man can’t have shit in Detroit.

I got nigger cock pumping through my speakers… hol up

Another ex rises from the ashes, stirred by the tantalizing scent of ad revenue and superchats.

phil is the only former alcoholic in history to beat his addiction and still be able to drink every day and spend hundreds of dollars a week on alcohol

She just had McDonald's on stream and didn't have to plan 2 months ahead

Play by play autistic style commentary like he's figuring out a puzzle and SuperBlindMan has come back from the dead just to witness such a great premiere stream of some GAY LEGO PLANTS, with his fat fingers in the way with shitty cam quality,

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Happened to catch this gem from @henstepl while scrolling gen chat:

 

[CaddestSlown]

you think they're giving you premium ladyboy cock meat? come on bro you're getting cartilage and tendons.

Fuck you!! Thai lady boy cock is not only soft, but gives that eastern/asian fish flavor that fat white dudes at Subway enjoy!

Why do you know this and why are you so obsessed with Thai ladyboy cokck? What are you faggot or sth?

wow you call a vice president a fucking bitch live on international television at a peace conference ONE TIME and they never let you live it down

From The United States Politics General 2 Thread:

SILENCE NOW GAY LITTLE HOMO SLAVE

 

[Dunkin DoNUT]

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Well. You cannot win arguments against stupid people and KiwiFarms is the biggest example of the Dunning Krueger effect.

I've been to Akihabara in Japan. Never get bulled there. Kiwis lose again.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Eventually you faggots will get it right. He doesn’t have the poop vagina he has a mix of penis/cadaverine skin

 

[LifeAlert]

I'm already feeling cheated out of not being able to see Jack's POV when he fills his diaper and dies while filming one of these pointless excursions he makes his mommywifenurse pay for, all so he can play UTOOB and pretend to be somebody on a diet of more than high calorie lies. Then again, we're probably already being deprived of Jack filming himself repeatedly asking "did somebody crap their pants?" wherever he's taken, fifteen seconds after shitting himself.

 

[Spectate]

Alex is going to "destroy fascism" with the power of reddit and child porn.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

No seriously does anyone have this guys nudes? I just want it for the lulz. As a joke, not serious. So does anyone have this guy's nudes?

 

[Hodgdon H4350]

Unfriendly reminder you're not welcome at my friday night vore/nsfw/chill meets in VRChat if you voted for and/or support the incoming administration

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Every day at 8 pm we have to look at gay porn or Hitler will come back to life

Congratulations on your utterly perplexing but magical post

 

[Spectate]

Have you ever heard of time honored game of "Kick the autistic?" It's a fun sport that Kiwi bros are especially good at.

 

[Big Nasty]

Found a schizo incel Turkic mongol on YouTube who wants Revenge on Emma Watson for giving him uncontrollable orgasms in his feet after he asked for a footjob.
This guy deserves a thread methinks.

"the only people that i want to associate with and be around are shit eating assholes. if you are talking to me you must be a shit eating asshole." "why does everyone i know treat me poorly???"

 

[PositiveMonk]

If you don't do something about this bullying situation I'm going to come to your house and behead you! You mother fucker! So do something about this right now!

Source video

 

[Oliver Onions]

Relevant quote:

25. While use of the word "whore" as an insult might be "susceptible of many meanings," the same is not true of "sucking dicks for money."

 

[CallmeCicada]

What the fuck is a Hogendorp? Sounds like a knockoff brand ice cream.

 

[Breadbear]

tasted like the horrors of war and genocide mixed with sawdust

 

[Pedophobe]

i'm starting to think politisperging on niche forums is ultimately fruitless kiwibros..

It used to be you'd actually have to pay to go to a sideshow and see freaks like this.

His face looks more puffy and bloated than usual. I'm sure that's not a symptom of anything.

The rabbit hole of horrific degeneracy is infinite.

It's times like these I really start to question whether it was a good idea to register for kiwifarms using my full legal name as my username.

 

[CaddestSlown]

"Spiritual spic" is the type of biting hatred I made an account here for.

 

[Harvey Danger]

I have the best mechanic ever but if he suddenly started trying to convince me how good EVs are while also saying maybe they're not so good, and also he can't work on them but he'd like to try - while having a garage full of normal cars. I'd think he'd gone fucking senile.

 

[JesusChristDenton]

He doesn't seem to like the bulge.