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[Tablet County]

even the keyboard has a stutter.

I can't help but notice that you registered like 5 seconds ago just to post this and even seem to have misspelled your own attempted username.

I'm late but the ugly tablecloth joke could work if his name wasn't Patrick S. Tomlinson and he wasn't a fat faggot with bitch-tits. Maybe it could work if his name was like Geoffrey J. Cornelius and he was a flamboyant Bri'ish TV personality known for his sharp but good-natured wit.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

That's what happens when you shower regularly, moisturize with something other than McDonalds grease, and take care of your appearance.

This nigga is ZESTY

 

[Meat Target]

stop it stop it stop it stop it all pf you

 

[Tablet County]

STOP IT WITH THE LOW LIFE MOCKERY ALL OF YOU FUCKING WHORES NEED TO STOP

They never learn.

 

[CallmeCicada]

nonconsensual force of eating IS A CRIME.

 

[Meat Target]

Death to hunger, à la snack bar.
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Our diverse offerings of flavor explosions at Jihadi Bistro.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

I can build lego just fine. I just find it boring and don't have the attention span and my fingers get sore.

Lego is also an adult collectible and not some toy. Even Redline Club Hot Wheels are adult collectibles.

I don't want to ever get married cuz there is less money involved.

 

[Drip Torch]

If there a huge LEGO set I get, he will happily build it for me like the creator ecto-1, delorean time machine, the titanic.

 

[JustSomeDong]

null i am dead serious i have multiple means of dealing with you. i have two sets of grandparents one set retired cia agents. other set retired lawyers. i have my
moms husband too who is a highly trained green beret with a high kill count. DO NOT fuck with me joshua connor moon i have many ways of dealing with you

 

[Rozzy]

If you gooned to real people and ate them you'd be called jeff dahmer.

 

[Axiom.]

STOP MOCKING ME WITH YOUR SARCASM

 

[Tablet County]

wait wait wait stop it dont fucking SIDETRACK ME again you golem

Maybe don't tsk tsk premarital paid hetero sex when you do man on man faggot bum sex

You will find people will bear the burden of your suicide with surprising ease. Like a gentle spring breeze.

Have to hand it to OP, he pulls off the 'I'm only pretending to be retarded' retardation really well.

I fight for all oppressed creatures except for trannies because they are gross.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

I’m a glowie and all we do is fart on this niggas lunch on the break room. Dudes cookies smell like a toilet.

 

[Syzyg]

a man doesn't need to use aromatic soap and several moisturizers to keep his hands clean. A man can splash some gasoline on his hands and then wipe them on his pants, that's clean enough.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

and take this thread DOWN within the next 5 days kthx

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

If I wind up nuked in the next three weeks, I won't care if it's an ICBM or a Fabricated Upper-atmosphere Conveyance of Kinetic Energy Release (FUCKER) that gets written in the papyrus-based history scrolls fifty years from now describing how exactly my vaporization was delivered to my front door.

Hearty kek here. Have any of these been updated on the site?

 

[Joe Dough 68]

maybe god will look around himself and say
guess it's time for that judgement day

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Just because he looks like a white Ron Jeremy doesn't mean he's a sex trafficker.

The guy's onlyfans is boring as fuck.

It's literally Live. Laugh. Love. but he pulls his dick out.

We must bully bullies until they don't bully anymore.

I'm a guy, btw; if you want to see my four pussies via DM, though, I will oblige

Whatever happened to straight furries?

Slow news day for JewishNews.co.uk.

Can you go five minutes without lusting after old granny cunt?

It's not lust. She's batshit crazy (and racist.)

Somehow, right-wing wife-beating Jesus with a beer in his hand actually appeals to me.

Nah, nigge.rs is on an automatic renewal set up every five years on Thanksgiving day.

>penis good, men bad

DOUBLE POST I was actually trying to find a different thread and got sidetracked by the need to edit a sounding rod into the Long Island Sound, god I love this website.

Da fuck you talking about, I do all my socializing and dating on KF. Lolcows are just eager singles in my area, right?

My barbed penis of miniscule length and immense girth, dormant for aeons, will soon wake from it's slumber to devour the happy folk.

If there is r34 art of the dog, Rocket man will masterbate to it.

Why would you even want to fuck someone’s thighs? Does that actually feel good?

I feel like such a manchild when others my age don't know what this is but I get it. It's fucking awkward talking to teenage girls and vibing with them then getting daggers from everyone else around. It's not my fault we have the same taste in memes and porn

 

[CallmeCicada]

People are toys to be used for my satifaction. That's how I got Hot Wheels n such before.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Anyone who disparages Dick Masterson is on the list.

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