random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Topaz Eyes]

but put them in a uniform or in authority and you will witness the innate dictatorial tendency of the african negro unleashed.

 

[DickMain]

This man is in for the childing of his life.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

@Temmie you're just jealous Ralph got to bang a horse while you can only daydream about your lust for animals.

 

[Tablet County]

If fatrick posts a video of himself climbing a free hanging rope ladder, I will believe him that his phone was lost in a magical cave

 

[Topaz Eyes]

she’s cool enough to be poly and woke enough to not erase black asexual transwomen albino Inuit Deaf intellectually disabled chronically disabled

 

[Syzyg]

is Chad Skibidicock an unsurmountable barrier for millenial groomers?

 

[CallmeCicada]

Everybody knows women are not people and are sex objects lol

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I put sperg instead of Sprig that funny.

 

[Tablet County]

I put sperg instead of Sprig that funny.

Realizing that these elbow chewing ear biters were using THIS to strengthen their claims gave me fucking retard fatigue.

 

[Meat Target]

you take home a girl and she immediately goes to the bathroom and spends hours applying makeup and lipstick and perfume and staring at herself in the mirror, odds are you will discover she has a dick later in the night.

Don't ask how I know this.

 

[Tablet County]

nigger are you actually just spreading raw garlic on your food like it's fucking butter??

I would want others to be racist against me.

Let me get us a nice tall glass of tardcum.

That dance is so gay it makes Trump's little dance where it looks like he's jacking off two men at once look to the tune of YMCA look incredibly heterosexual.

If her Frankenvagina held up to getting 75 cocks in 48 hours without disintegrating, the doctor that did the cockchop deserves Employee of the Year.

I would suspect we are much better at parsing who is bigger and stronger and more be-penised than us.

He also offered his son a line of cocaine, but his son replied “I’m f**ing 13, that’s ridiculous”.

Nigga you can't skip leg day if you're trying to be a woman.

A race of people so blown the fuck out by America they decided to become as cute and non-threatening as possible to appease the stronk anglo.

 

[DickMain]

Fucking free my nigga, Spingle Cat.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You're not even a proper elf, you're only half-elven! And you tried to kill Captain America! Fuck off, Hugo Weaving.

lm shitting and pissing, I have the power in the bathroom.

 

[Harm]

You let an IRL Chudjack to fuck your wife. An IRL Chudjack who ate your cum.

 

[CallmeCicada]

does getting butt stuff on demand and chicken nuggets for breakfast count as traditional masculinity? (Asking for a friend)

 

[Cnidarian]

braintot??????are you slur-ing me????
YOU HAVE COMMITTEE A THOUGHT CRIME AGAINST THE PEOPLES COMMUNIST REPUBLIC OF QUEERLANDIA
YOUR PUNISHMENT: 60 YEARS OF REEDUCATION, in an inclusive FORCED LABOUR CAMP, supervised By The Ministry Of Diversity And Inclusivity
Your charges: racist SLUR phobia agianst ethnicity CRIMES against homo denial of ethnic queer identity, colorism and abelsim
CASE CLOSED
SIGNED BY: THE MINISTER OF TRUTH

 

[Tablet County]

Roaches form complex societies with unique dialects per-colony, butterflies live, like, a month, and Nietzche wanted to fuck his sister. Beauty is a matter of perspective.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Sociopaths are not bad people

 

[Latrell Sprewell]

Ok, I went to sleep and was hoping that when I woke up the guy would have contacted me again, but no luck. I was sent a picture of Destiny's penis.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

when it comes to copying other people's illness symptoms Victoria is basically Kirby.