random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Shlomo XL]

I am a porn addict, but I have standards.

 

[Pedophobe]

A majority of text you read on the internet is probably wrapped by the same Trans tags

He’s not smart enough to be conniving, but he is petty enough to be vindictive.

Strange times we live in.

 

[Asian tech support]

Not my name. My vagina is not a rot pocket

 

[CaddestSlown]

"I prefer the term synthetic female"
Holy shit bro.

 

[Axiom.]

A woman doesnt need ovaries to be a woman or an vagina

 

[CallmeCicada]

Null is a terrorist yet roams aroumd like la de da

I should only be a pet to a hot goth dommy mommy

Im not retaeded

Null is a terrorist to everybody on this site who is a victim

There once was a man named Coltan
Who was weird but kinda okay lookin'
He had very few friends
They just felt sorry for him
But their kindness he kept overlooking

Unfortunately he's a coomer
He goons to art by Dark Doomer
He has as no job 'cuz he's lazy
Cut off his dick 'cuz he's crazy
And now he's nothing but a pooner

He wants to find a goth girl
But his smell makes their stomachs hurl
Hated by racists and jannies
And even other trannies
Thrice a day he has to thirl

He is losing all of his hair
One time he fingered a mare
He goes online every night
Arguing with all his might
If only he believed in prayer

I AM NOT STINKY

I do have an real vagina.

Im not an retard

You will have a penis again in hell.

YOU EVIL KIWIS AND THE SKY DADDY CULTIST DID THIS TO ME

 

[Aunt Carol]

well I hate to brag about my genitals but I will take this under consideration

 

[WinRAR Free Trial]

This is the race that frequently takes pictures of themselves with wads of cash then posts it on facebook, I'm not going to give them the benefit of the doubt here.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

In another episode of "tranny pretends not to understand simple things," tranny can't figure out why society accepts minimum wage workers cleaning a bathroom but won't accept hulking men whipping their dicks out in bathrooms

from the attached image:

"We are living in XXI century and people go to toilets mostly to pee or poop not to rape."

 

[Axiom.]

Not my name, don't shit my pants, no fake vagina, not a man, not a monster except maybe in the bedroom with a hit goth dommy mommy lol.

 

[Tablet County]

Godwinson's flamboyantly British rhetorical style is grating even for me, and I'm British.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Aliens have proven many times to be real unlike jesus

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

There is no god unless it's the aliens from egypt

 

[CallmeCicada]

I do hate reading unless it comic books

 

[CEO of Gay]

I'd rather subject a billion bulls to electro-cock and ball torture than entertain the notion of veganism.

 

[The Anarki Main]

Like what, the crack pipe or 40 of Colt 45 on the table?

 

[Tablet County]

I'm just hoping on the next trip to Vegas they bring Null along. He's been gone for too long and needs to reconnect with his American roots by enjoying the classic American tradition of Black Hooker Pussy.

 

[PhoBingas]

I was scrolling through the thread pretty fast and I caught a flash of a picture that looked like something out of a horror movie, but when I scrolled back I realized it was just a picture of Ralph.

West Memphis Sober: when you take enough xannies that you don't remember drinking the next day

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

It's all fun and games until the semenado hits a woman's house and now she's pregnant

“It would be weird” is not a defense, psycho faggot.

Clowns are not a minority.

They make white supremacy seem actually cool. Ironic.

I was about to say I wanted to piss on Marx's grave for seeing the political and social schizophrenia he developed, but it's getting so absolutely ridiculous I need to find Rousseau's grave.

They used to call them nigger moments but it became non-PC to say that

Myspace Tom was the only good one.

I have a friend who had a pet rat when she was younger. She said it would hang out with her in her pockets or ride around on her shoulder. She'd send it off to go find doobies for her and it would come back with random joints. She never knew where the rat got them from but apparently he'd always come back with one.

Not from me and my gang The MAGA Diablos. We're a 100,000 strong, and we carry the heater. If you see a Camarro blasting songs by Pitbull, you best hide your faggot son. Ya heard?

I'm gonna create my army of neo Nazi young St. thugs this is young Detroit stormtrooper and leader of the Detroit s s he's on a faggy extermination duty

Chud pride worldwide

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

literally crying rn i like everybody who has posted so far in this thread even though i think one is black and one is canaidan pls stop fighting

except one (you know who you are. fucker)