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[SlaanyChaser]

Today , to fight xenophobia & racism against Peruvian Americans, 4H now makes children cook & eat their guinea pig live on stage as a sign of solidarity.

On the sarcophagus they find a corpse missing it's penis with a gaping wound where it's genitals should be, the lid is marked 𐌀ጮ𐋅ዐ𐌋ቹ. Over the next few months they all lose their jobs and their dicks turn inwards and rot

"SUCK DICK FOR COCK" a creature calls out.

Screen turns to black. Fín.

There's no way he allows himself to look inward in any appreciable way because the screaming would never stop.

"I wouldn't be going down that route in the forest, lass. That do be leading down thar to the old Boyton farm. Folks say it's haunted by hideous boggarts who were once men, and a raving hag who communes with birds."

It cannot coom so it must consoom.

No, but I am a woman. That's very scary.

I see you don't seem to understand what the N stands for in YWNBAW.

It stands for you, Nigger.

RIP in peace methhead art hoe space cat lizard thing. You deserved to be in a better game.

.You're supposed to be quiet in a library. Your loud suicide was very disruptive to the other library patrons.

"tough guys wear pink"

Sander's always been a faggot at heart.

Is this some sort of gay euphemism? Like you were burning through rubbers? From all the gay sex?

youth of today might not be able to do long division, but bless their heart can they shuck and jive using some funny footwork.

>Micropenis

Ah, so that’s why he beats women

Nooooo!!!! Not the transformers preorder!!! Troon genocide has started!!!!

im sry mr colonizer, i take my handout kosher only. I need to know the animal was bled out in fear and agony instead of killed instantly with a stakegun.

I do misrepresent things. I don't tell truths. I tell what ought to be truth. I'm a real woman and the nerves are waking up any day now.

Are we really surprised no girls are allowed at the Fuentes estate?

you should never vote because you are a fucking RETARD

you look rad with ya big faggoty rainbow pfp you ankle grabbing bottom

TBf the last time he physically met a woman she cucked him, faked being blind, and then nuked the Tranch destroying his entire home situation.

"Just wear the trans colours when Gransxir is around, you can be straight later".

If you get outsmarted by a fat 13 year old just take the L lol, the fact it turned into a dog hostage situation is funny as fuck though.

 

[DickMain]

The chocolate starfish has broken the mind of many who beheld it.

Ukrainians continue being triggered redditors of the world, to the surprise of absolutely nobody.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

It's you evil kiwis who are a problem

 

[CallmeCicada]

And was the weapon a horse cock shaped bar of soap?

 

[The Un-Clit]

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Fukkin' NINJA'D

 

[DickMain]

He needs to be more proactive and drastically reduce his eating. To ZERO. By DYING.

The dictionary says anything you put on food to enhance flavor is a condiment. Cheese does not count, fuck you, not even from a can or squeeze bottle.

I've got no idea what kind of absolute nigger shit you're even talking about you little bitch. Try making sense when you post threads.

In any case I say extreme condiments are either things that are otherwise not intended to be on foods or maybe condiments with other psychoactive effects.

Go make a regular, boring condiments thread then, doublenigger.

 

[The Noticer]

With a small enough penis, anything is possible

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

“He’s the felon, and yet I’m the one imprisoned in a crystal for the next ten thousand millennia? IT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY!”

"Now I have NO SKIN IN THIS GAME BUT LET ME TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU SHOULD DO BECAUSE MY DOLLAR TREE AMERICA RAN BY A THEATRE KID IS THE MODEL GOVERNMENT"

Cenk will NEVER know how to analyze the keys, let alone twist them. He best be cautious when treading against the Key Master lest the doors be locked.

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Ambulance gas chamber just flew over my house

 

[JustSomeDong]

I RECOGNIZE THAT CHRONIC MASTURBATOR!

 

[Pedophobe]

“We’re canceling the vast majority of our TV subscriptions so we can put that money toward helping people who are going to need that help,” says the Queer Activist of they and their wife.

 

[Tablet County]

I'm ranting about people equating it with Raping Prepubescent Children because it dilutes the meaning of the word.

Why do you keep capitalizing it like an edgy band name

You sound like the sexpest version of Captain Save A Hoe.

 

[Hitman One]

On Nov. 19, a trans person using the screen name “venuspeenis” posted graphic video death threats

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I was going through old accounts again, half the fun is seeing disgraced users insulting users disgraced earlier, and noticed this profile post after jumping around a bit.
@Caesare
Split for effect:

On your second point, yeah, fair enough, but I choose to believe it because it's funnier that way.

Just imagining a weird, cartoon watching ponyboy beating his Twitter gf half to death is pretty cool.

 

[Tablet County]

now you, the cynic, might be thinking: "you're retarded, I already know the American political system doesn't work. after all, it elects the wrong candidate half the time! also, jews!" you moron, you imbecile, you gay bitch.

Why are you arguing about AoC while haveing a pfp from Nekopara?

You do not need a grand theory of glownigger gayops to explain where retards come from.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I am sorry but that author of the negro article is so dry you could put his writing next to a candle and start a wildfire

 

[Gentlebastard]

There was a rumor that said famous rectum was in fact a vagina, but that was absolutely not true.

Even their attempts at schizo conspiracies are weak and gay.

a little Garlic and Sperg of Rosemary

A gift, if you will, from the great and all seeing balloon animal maker in the sky.

Personally I blame the Ninja Turtles.

Why for the love of God did I have to fucking click that. Fuck you.

Even the murder church told him to go fuck himself. I think he's hated wherever he goes for being such an obnoxious asshole. He's an asshole to everyone.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

A lot of people who used to like Blue's Clues now hate it because it became woke as fuck and now the host is s mexican which is a true tradegy in it's own rights. They even made the cringiest pride video showing top surgery scars.

 

[CallmeCicada]

It is a species. 2 species of gender

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I know I'm a woman, but I know I'm not female.

Tylor Starr, Potter fandom expert and co-author of “The Unofficial Harry Potter Vegan Cookbook,”

 

[CallmeCicada]

I can talk female just fine. Even the indian scam callers can tell I'm a girl