💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

Is this retard seriously suggesting that healthy foods as a category means the rest of the supermarket which includes aisle for fruit and vegetables, seafood, milk, dairy and so on aren't healthy? What a total retard take. Yes, stuff like powdered "superfoods" and the assortment of other health-focused food types are placed in the healthy foods section. Imagine complaining about this, who cares? Who sees the "healthy food" section and thinks everything else isn't healthy? So a fruits section means the supermarket can't sell canned fruits and dried fruits in the baking section? Am I dumb and mad or am I missing something?

No it's just Fatty being a retard and taking what his brother says as gospel.

This is the guy that blamed energy drinks with caffeine and being the cause of his stroke. Meanwhile he still drinks coffee.
This is the guy that blamed the hard water and broccoli for his kidney stones and not the fact he eats like shit and doesn't drink enough water.
This is the guy who literally calls sugar "poison" but was willing to eat tons of monkfruit sweetener which is cut with erythritol, a sugar alcohol with zero calories, but is linked to bloating, cramping, excess gas, diarrhea and can lead to heart attack and strokes.

Fatty is a fucking idiot and nobody should go to him for any kind of advice. Or basically just take what he says and do the opposite.

 

[p1138]

Is this retard seriously suggesting that healthy foods as a category means the rest of the supermarket which includes aisle for fruit and vegetables, seafood, milk, dairy and so on aren't healthy? What a total retard take. Yes, stuff like powdered "superfoods" and the assortment of other health-focused food types are placed in the healthy foods section. Imagine complaining about this, who cares? Who sees the "healthy food" section and thinks everything else isn't healthy? So a fruits section means the supermarket can't sell canned fruits and dried fruits in the baking section? Am I dumb and mad or am I missing something?

You're missing that Fatty believes everything in the grocery store that isn't meat or cheese, is poison. He doesn't believe the stuff in the "healthy" section is healthy at all, thus the rest of the grocery store(other than meat and cheese) might as well be covered in mercury mixed with some radioactive isotope, and a sprinkling of anthrax or whatever.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Best part this fat faggot wouldn't be caught dead there, health trends change... I won't bother anyone with a rant because we know Jack has no clue, but he's gone as far as calling stuff like whole grains and protein shakes poisons, so from a guy who's half diet is pink slush beef...

Rabbit is great eating, call me a PA Dutch nigger (I am.) but bunny stew is one of my go to camp meals, as much as I enjoy knowing they die so they don't ruin my garden, Jack having one makes me sad.

I hope someone tells Jack about Rabbit Starvation so he wraps it in bacon and has another stroke.

Just save me a container of scrapple and I'll get you some kishka. Just don't give Jack either of those.

 

[abobe]

F as in Frank is live. Jack's mic is shit.

 

[semitooth]

Jack's mic is shit.

holy shit you weren't kidding...

edit: LOL it just completely stopped working now jack is on the phone w/ the other dude trying to troubleshoot

 

[The Stranger]

They restarted the stream in an attempt to fix the disconnected mic. Stream has been down for a handful of minutes now, Jack is probably still fumbling his settings and raging at the machine.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Jack (actually Tammy) buys all of the groceries at Sam's Club. Does he think a 4 pound bag of shredded cheese is healthy. Of course he does, because he's a retard .

Actually, scratch that, I've worked with retards that could actually take care of themselves and were nice people. Jack can't even scootypuff up that molehill.

 

[Sneedmiser]

holy shit you weren't kidding...
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edit: LOL it just completely stopped working now jack is on the phone w/ the other dude trying to troubleshoot

He looks and sounds like a talking head from Fallout 2.

 

[lindsayfan]

They restarted the stream in an attempt to fix the disconnected mic. Stream has been down for a handful of minutes now, Jack is probably still fumbling his settings and raging at the machine.

don't rage too hard jack!! i've bet on you popping your clogs in december, so you need to scrape by another 6 weeks.

plus, i would like the inevitable to occur during a functional F is for Frank livestream, so we can watch his dumbfuck inbred sidekick on the split screen going "hullo?? hullo??" to an empty chair for 10 minutes

 

[The Stranger]

plus, i would like the inevitable to occur during a functional F is for Frank livestream, so we can watch his dumbfuck inbred sidekick on the split screen going "hullo?? hullo??" to an empty chair for 10 minutes

We could only be so lucky. All the better if his chat fires him up causing his blood pressure to go super critical and induce the big one.

 

[abobe]

We could only be so lucky. All the better if his chat fires him up causing his blood pressure to go super critical and induce the big one.

He was fired up after it was brought to his attention that he was letting Hope eat walnuts. He shared that Hope eats anything including rope (she barfed it up after 3 weeks, according to Jack), yarn, tissues and dog toy stuffing.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He was fired up after it was brought to his attention that he was letting Hope eat walnuts. He shared that Hope eats anything including rope (she barfed it up after 3 weeks, according to Jack), yarn, tissues and dog toy stuffing.

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Great, now he's doing Patrick Tomlinson's finger pointing thing.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

man every time I check in on ja/ck/ he just gets worse and worse. it's like he's a rancid meat puppet slowly melting away while the eldrich horror controlling him desperately tries to squeeze out a few more years from its vessel.

For me the final arc is honestly kind of devoid of funny, at this point I'm mostly in due to prior investment making it very interesting to see how it ends. There are bright spots here and there, but most of that is secondary content and there's very little inherently funny about an obese retard slowly rotting on camera.

 

[Major]

Great, now he's doing Patrick Tomlinson's finger pointing thing.

He's pointing to his clogged up, diseased, mushy brain. 'this, this doesn't work'.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That stream is nuts. I had to tap out because Jack was so maddening. “When did online betting become public? Why didn’t anybody say anything?” If only there was some way for humans to access information!

 

[AltisticRight]

might as well be covered in mercury mixed with some radioactive isotope, and a sprinkling of anthrax or whatever.

Sounds more edible that whatever he cooks to be honest.

 

[Puggers]

I may be autistic but this post pissed me off so much.
1.) He refers to his 'favorite' team by using 'us'. That's gay. You're not on the team. There is no 'we' here, and he barely even follows the team. Just try asking him questions about them in his livestreams and you'll just get garbled shit talk about Dak Prescott.
2.) The way he tried to say, "Earn us the first overall pick." But, manages to fuck it up. Probably speech to text.
3.) His gay bald emoji trying to look like his massive brained chad brother.

 

[Pig Cups]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=algA4KNeZnM

At 1:09, Rob says: “it’s got a bone in it, so that’ll reduce it a little bit…”

When I first opened the video and he started saying that, I was expecting him to take a swipe at Jack with something along the lines of “it’s got a bone in it, so that’s how you know it’s not some kind of weird, lab-grown meat.”

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack (actually Tammy) buys all of the groceries at Sam's Club. Does he think a 4 pound bag of shredded cheese is healthy. Of course he does, because he's a retard .

Yes he does think it's healthy. He's said, in his videos, "if you want to make it healthy by cutting out the sugar" or something to that effect. Or implying that keto recipes are automatically healthy. His thought process is literally "sugar != healthy". That's as far as it goes.

And then he was pissed that they sold out of the cookies he wanted. Or that he expected us to believe he only takes one bite of the burger with the bun and sugary sauce before giving the rest to the homeless. Of course that "one bite" is him smashing half of it into his mouth hole with the sauce dribbling down his shirt.

You see him literally PUSH the burger into his mouth to get more of it.

This is not something a person with a healthy attitude towards food has.

 

[AnOminous]

When I first opened the video and he started saying that, I was expecting him to take a swipe at Jack with something along the lines of “it’s got a bone in it, so that’s how you know it’s not some kind of weird, lab-grown meat.”

I think it actually was an oblique reference on top of being just a true statement.