Ralph's Fortieth Birthday Thread - Where did the time go?

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coge said:
heres to another 40 years!
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ChadBrazilian said:
Say whatever you want about Ralph, but his liver is top notch. Or top of the sektor, if you will.

Cobra, heaven bless him, could not handle the alcohol and cigars and died at 32. Ethan Oliver Ralph has handled every drug under the sun since he is was 14 (or top of Mexican AIDS) and he is still going.

Happy Birthday, Ralph! Put the whores in place!
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You’re telling me this guy isn’t able to keep a woman? Sounds far fetched.
 
MadStan said:
The joke is on you if you think a grown man would actually really live like this and brag about it.
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Don't we have egg on our face.
Dr Naomi Hunter said:
Have a Xannie bar for me, Ralph. You’ve earned it as I never thought you would make it to 40.
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Just 1? It's a celebration. Make it 2.
RollingRock2 said:
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My sides. In orbit.

Gave up the country his daddy gave him and just like how he let a mexican man fuck his wife, he's letting a mexican man raise his son.

Happy Birthday Ralph. Hug your kids. Oh, wait.
 
It's a true triumph of the will that Ralph is still alive with all the morbid obesity and excessive pill popping. He looked the reaper in the eyeless sockets and exclaimed "I don't scare, bish!" and the reaper could not kill him... though he did beat him up and take his purse. Here's to 40 years of Ralph, and many more*!

*Many more considered statically unlikely
 
40?! I thought this fat fuck was in his mid to late 50s by now, but i guess that's what partially deflating a long obese balloon and early onset greying does.. Happy 40th I guess, sorry for the prick comment but I seriously thought he was older than DSP at least.
 
Professor G. Raff said:
It's a true triumph of the will that Ralph is still alive with all the morbid obesity and excessive pill popping. He looked the reaper in the eyeless sockets and exclaimed "I don't scare, bish!" and the reaper could not kill him... though he did beat him up and take his purse. Here's to 40 years of Ralph, and many more*!

*Many more considered statically unlikely
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the reaper just sits in the corner, watching him decompose alive in front of 15 people streaming while fighting to breathe.
"lol" he said, watching him pop another bar of xanax.
"lmao"
 
AndyGuntski said:
40 years old. disgusting fat body. broke in a shithole country. wife and kid left him. crippling xanax addiction. no real friends. no family. barely can pull 200 viewers on a good day. at least he still has analwulf.
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Baked Alaska stole analwolf from him. :(
 
Funny story, I one day just thought of searching "total eclipse of the shart" on youtube to see if anything came up, and I stumbled upon this Kino
 
We should be nice to him for his birthday.
He did livestream when Chris got arrested. That deed in itself forgives many past transgressions.

So lets be nice to him for a day or two and just remember all the good times.
Like when he fell of his chair drunkely in a livestream. Or when we learnt about the third tit. ...
 
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