Ralph's Fortieth Birthday Thread - Where did the time go?

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Adolf Hulkler said:
being a kiwi farmer who doesnt know about THE ETHAN RALPH is like being a male gay porn actor in the 90s who doesnt know what aids is.
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Oh, I thought you meant Ralph looks like a male gay porn actor in the 90s who doesn't know what aids is, due to his physical deterioration
 
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Happy belated birthday to the world’s most misshapen 70 year old toddler!
 
Happy birthday Ralph, looking forward to the next 10 years!

Xander loves you, treasure it, big guy! My dad had his birthday this summer, and I made him grasshopper pie (his favorite dessert) and we spent the afternoon walking through his squash patch. Maybe Xander can make you chilaquiles!
 
Here's to all the Kiwis that are not addicted to drugs and avoiding baby mommas.
We love you Ralph. You show us how not to live.
 
Trigger Me Timbers said:
if you wake up in a house you own or next to a person who loves you means you have already achieved 200% more than Ralph before even waking up.
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You didn't specift in what condition in the second option. Time to become homeless and wake up next to my partner on the street.
 
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