Ralph's Fortieth Birthday Thread - Where did the time go?

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

May you live another 100 years Ralph. I hope you fully experience every second of those 100 years and reflect on how special you are to have them.

 

[demicolon]

HAPPY.BIRTHDAY.RALPHIE

 

[AndyGuntski]

did xanduh give his daddy a call on his bday?

 

[NoddingOut]

did xanduh give his daddy a call on his bday?

What's Ralph's next baby namesake? Kolonopin Dianna Morphone 3rd?

 

[terraform45]

Happy birthday ralph
Start digging in yo butt twin 🗣🗣

 

[Tiresome]

That gray haggard fuck was under 40 this whole time??

 

[Elmo]

Charlie died so that gunts may live.

 

[Sargon_poster]

Happy birthday Ethan, you are an inspiration to us all.

 

[ADOLFHEILKANYE]

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Charlie died so that gunts may live.

can you believe if you were charlie looking down at a pond in the plain field of which pillars reach to infinitum and possibly to god, skies of blue clear with stars and lines and land filled with shallow waters grass and broken machineries, see this and thought of how this fat fuck gets to live while he doesn't

 

[Pina Colada]

Happy birthday, Ethan! I’d treat you to a pig spit roast ‘cuz you are what you eat!

 

[Summer Never Ends]

Happy 40th big man.

 

[AnOminous]

Me: *squats* and *squirts* birthday wishes towards Ralph.
Also Me: *flushes* twice because it's a long way to Mexico.

 

[GaryGray]

Hurt the Ethan Ralph Cover

Ralph-a-dancin

Ralph I am not 5'1"

Ralph if I Shit Myself

All of this every moment because corn. I would post the corn sacrifice audio but do not have it on hand.

Happy Birthday Ralph, a shining example of karma.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Happy birthday hog boy! I wish I could go back in time to your 30th birthday and tell you what the next decade of your life entailed.

 

[demicolon]

What's Ralph's next baby namesake? Kolonopin Dianna Morphone 3rd?

Kolonopin Mary Jane Morphone rolls more off the tongue.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Where is the stream? I thought Josh, Gator and Jim would come on and shoot the shit with their friend, Ethan Oliver Ralph, owner and Editor in chief of theralphretort.com.

 

[Sloppa]

Happy Birthday Ralphy, may your years be as long and droopy as your five tits

 

[SCV]

This my be my fedora-tipping-late-00's-chan upbringing getting the best of me, but I always thought it was weird for people to make such a big deal about your birthday. As if it's some achievement to stay alive in our society for a year.

But for Ralph it really is an achievement. And boy does he live in a society. Happy Birthday, Ralph.

Edit:
I read through the thread and no one posted it, so

Big ups @TheRationals

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

Happy birthday lawlcow I'm unfamiliar with but looks like he'd be fun to have a beer with.

being a kiwi farmer who doesnt know about THE ETHAN RALPH is like being a male gay porn actor in the 90s who doesnt know what aids is.

 

[SCV]

being a kiwi farmer who doesnt know about THE ETHAN RALPH is like being a male gay porn actor in the 90s who doesnt know what aids is.

I assumed he was just referencing Ralph's alcoholism given his registration date. I mean, there's no way...