Ralph's Fortieth Birthday Thread - Where did the time go?

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AnOminous said:
Even Ethan Ralph has SOME standards.
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:diddler: My Standards:
  • Do they have a pulse?
  • Do they only wipe once?
  • Can I afford them?
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demicolon said:
Wish you a million kids with Pantsuella the Cartel Whore and resulting child support payments. If all else fails you can always run away to Antarctica lol.
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I’d prefer a Yukon arc, that and the Northwest Territories are where all insane men running from something end up eventually.

Ralph the Eskimo would be peak kontent.
 
demicolon said:
Or, Wreck It Ralph's Gran Adventure in the Gran Chaco.
Spiders the size of dinnerplates, yum! Don't even need a dinnerplate!
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Ralph’s island getaway would also be good, washed up somewhere random, he can live his own Rum Diary and “be like Hunta S Thompson, bisch.” Anything to give us kontent ffs.

With those crabs that scale walls and hang upside down, all while dealing with bloodthirsty islanders. Perfect environment for a man who hates spics. Hell, he’d love Cuba.
 
demicolon said:
Wish you a million kids with Pantsuella the Cartel Whore and resulting child support payments. If all else fails you can always run away to Antarctica lol.
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Humble Architect said:
I’d prefer a Yukon arc, that and the Northwest Territories are where all insane men running from something end up eventually.

Ralph the Eskimo would be peak kontent.
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Yes but consider Ralph getting stuck among the scientists on one of those Antarctic one one of those research stations where you can only leave once a year and have to be screened for mental health issues so you don't kill yourself. Ralph would of course be smuggled in somehow.
 
a kiwifarms user said:
Yes but consider Ralph getting stuck among the scientists on one of those Antarctic one one of those research stations where you can only leave once a year and have to be screened for mental health issues so you don't kill yourself. Ralph would of course be smuggled in somehow.
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“You fucking idiots, I was trying to stop the Thing, if you wanna know the truth about it I think you’re the creature, yeah, you Macready, you perfect example of male physical perfection with your luscious Gyellenhal eyes, I think you’re the monster, bisch.”
 
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