Ralph's Fortieth Birthday Thread - Where did the time go?

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Can't forget this classic, unfortunately lessened by the commentary of a deranged (now homeless) tranny but still kino none the less:


Also, tried to find it but couldn't - does anyone have the stream where Ralph is at Dicks house and May breaks up with him over text? The one where he's drunk and pilled out and goes off on her like "yu told me yu got molested by your uncle bish!!1" lmao

Happy 40th, Ralphamale. You've given me more hours of entertainment than probably anyone else on the internet, keep on shinin ya crazy bastard
 
*eats two pounds of semi-rotten pork chops*
*downs an entire quart of foul bottom shelf gin*
*wakes up*
*squats*
*sprays a fucking gallon of the vilest diarrhea ever to exist directly onto ralph's face*
*kicks him three times in the face, causing multiple skull fractures*
*laughs*

Happy birthday you fucking faggot.
 
GaryGray said:
Lauren Southern and her thoughts on Ralph.
Ethan Has Done Nothing in His Life.mp4
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Ralph invented the beef out of FAT air, Lauren- not thin air.
LOL - "Ethan Ralph has never done anything in his life."
"He just sits on his computer and gossips!"
"We won't address too much of Ethan Ralph, because there's nothing interesting, there's nothing there."
 
Mr. Manchester said:
Ralph's history is really long and has a ton of shit to it. I don't think there has ever been a comprehensive post or video going over it. I could list all the bullet points I could think of at the moment and would miss half of it.

One of the tough things about Ralph's antics is that they're connected to a ton of other people that almost requires that you know about them too. Again, I could list all of the people I could think of and miss half of them.

A fully comprehensive video on Ralph would take 20 hours to fully explain whatever the hell the sektur is and I'm probably lowballing it. That's probably why it doesn't exist, that and nobody gives a shit about Ralph. Except on his special birthday, of course.
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People think Chris Chan requires a lot of context to explain they have zero idea how complicated it can get. In order to even understand how Ralph got popular you have to know what Gamergate was, what blood sports was and the dozens of contemporary and modern GG and Sektor people many of whom are no longer relevant and that's just the primary stuff you need to know. It makes introducing people to him very difficult. Because of mass banning's and deplatforming much of that video content is simply gone now too which makes a "comprehensive" documentary basically impossible to make.
 
Hey Johnny Bravo said:
Serious and naive question: is there any post explaining this guy's history in a nutshell, or should I just man up and read his whole thread? I don't know his lore as much as I should and I feel ashamed for this, but it's such a meaty topic that it's daunting.
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Edited the thread OP and linked to his OP re-write (which is the most comprehensive single source to read that goes all the way into 2025 and spans four entire max character limit posts) as well as two other chronologies written over the years. Kill All Pedos made summery video (YT reupload) which covers up through 2021. After 2021 the biggest things are him knocking up and abandoning another child with May then his current state of being alone in Mexico streaming to fewer and fewer people each day while having the occasional pillstream every 4-6 months (which recently stopped as he is now so poor to actually have lost significant weight).
 
For someone who's rotten from inside out with no stands of black hair left, ralph is remarkably young(chronologically).
 
Blow your candles out and make a wish, you rage pig. That is, if your alcoholism and your many public beating haven't taken your sight already. Sniff it out, piggy. You'll find the cake.
 
I keep thinking the title says "Ralph's Foreskin Birthday Thread" - As though he's using segments of thread to keep his foreskin retracted, and applies it while wearing tiny bifocals and a thimble.
 
Happy belated Birthday to the greatest main character the farms has ever had. Your call with Null earlier this year is my favorite piece of cow content to happen in awhile. May you live long and holler on.
 
Marc said:
I keep thinking the title says "Ralph's Foreskin Birthday Thread" - As though he's using segments of thread to keep his foreskin retracted, and applies it while wearing tiny bifocals and a thimble.
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All goyim do need to get circumcized in support of Israel, though.
 
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