PPP vs. Ethan Ralph (MMA match) - Failed to materialize

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If you figure Coach and Dick are both like... 6'2... ER looks like he's 5'9 maybe 5'10...
Did they learn nothing from the Andy / Tonka drama? Are they just trying to stir the pot to get those sweet views because nobody's watching their streams?
 
BSV said:
I am still scarred after last time. I really bought in to the hype I actually thought Tonkasaw would show up. Can anyone explain to me why this time is different? Some giant teenage boy is going to fight a 40 year old gunt? Last time the people fighting was at least roughly the same size and age.
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Well, Ralph may be drunk and delusional enough to think he has a chance, and the giant ogre autist has tard rage on his side, so he probably realistically thinks he can take Ralph. Also he has like a whole dude's worth of extra weight on Ralph and about a foot of reach.
 
why does it have to be a venue? This venue dilemma wastes so much time when a backyard or alleyway is all you need. Go to a state with mutual combat and have the two explicitly state they agree to beat the ever-living shit out of each other. Have all people present circle around them with their smartphones to livestream it onto YouTube
 
Monster said:
why does it have to be a venue? This venue dilemma wastes so much time when a backyard or alleyway is all you need. Go to a state with mutual combat and have the two explicitly state they agree to beat the ever-living shit out of each other. Have all people present circle around them with their smartphones to livestream it onto YouTube
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Ethan Ralph is a coward
 
Oh Geee why would anybody want to watch 2 fat men hug each other for 5 minutes until they are out of Breath?
But if it is going to happen Ralph better bring his A Game becuse it will be hard to handle all that pennet up virgin rage from PPP...
 
It's a shame this will never happen, the mechanics of the fight would be fascinating. I believe PPP is in comparatively better shape next to Ralph but I have no idea how the physics of fighting someone Ralph's size would even work.
 
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Monster said:
why does it have to be a venue? This venue dilemma wastes so much time when a backyard or alleyway is all you need. Go to a state with mutual combat and have the two explicitly state they agree to beat the ever-living shit out of each other. Have all people present circle around them with their smartphones to livestream it onto YouTube
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Make it a venue, but bring in dumpsters
 
this will be like a heavyweight rough n rowdy fight: wild punches for 30 seconds then they can‘t move for the rest of the match.
 
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