PPP vs. Ethan Ralph (MMA match) - Failed to materialize

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Here's my two favorite parts of PPP's challenge to Ethan. hopefully he can verbally assault the gunt like this some more before the match, he goes pretty damn hard

















 
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PPP and Leo had a shot. One groveled, the other tried to use Gamergate.

Its not even that he’s tough, its just that everyone he fights with trips over themselves.
There must be some Leprechaun out there who really likes Jim's videos, I don't get how he's so fucking lucky.
 
Plot twist: The fight does happen but Null won't be able to enjoy it because the clashing of two gunts will create disgusting sounds.
 
Wait, so am I reading this correctly... PPP is willing to do the fight for free, but Ralph needs $8000 just to show up? Damn, Ralph must be pretty scared.
 
Around 267 bottles, $30 per bottle
Damn, that's a lot of drunk streams with DamePesos and angry mothers that don't want to call an uber AAAAAUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH that's not truuuuuuu
Prob beneficial to Ralph since he can have an endless supply of alcohol and he won't have to leave the house.
 
How much Maker's Mark does 8k buy?

about 301.12 liters or 79.55 gallons, assuming he buys it at costco (the cheapest place to buy it)

the better question is, how long would that last?
 

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On the extremely slim chance this ever actually happens, and if Ethan insists on wearing a shirt, PPP can pull it up over the gunt as he's kicking his ass.

>5'1 250 lb wants to take on 6'4 350 lb
typical deluded addict thought process.
There is no way Ralph is 250 lbs. He's gotta be over 300.
 
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