PPP vs. Ethan Ralph (MMA match) - Failed to materialize

[Jebu Nagazi]

There is a whole genre of porn related to this

Hahaha gee thanks for that mental picture ^^ !
But Ralph can use this to his advantage.

If he just manage to penetrate PPP in the first round PPP will lose his power of virginity...

 

[Tookie]

There is no way Ralph is 250 lbs. He's gotta be over 300.

I would be shocked if Ralph wasn't the heavier of the two.

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

It's probably already been said but I just wanna say it again, this fights not gonna happen and my bet is on PPP being the one to pussy out

PPP is like a foot taller and ~100lbs heavier than Ralph, he has an extreme advantage considering neither of them has any agility or ability. It's a battle of pure mass. There is no reason why he would pussy out when it's such a guaranteed stomp.

 

[Near]

Since this fight will never happen, who will ultimately come out the winner?

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

On the extremely slim chance this ever actually happens, and if Ethan insists on wearing a shirt, PPP can pull it up over the gunt as he's kicking his ass.


There is no way Ralph is 250 lbs. He's gotta be over 300.

@theralph do a weigh in ralph

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

PPP is like a foot taller a ~100lbs heavier than Ralph, he has an extreme advantage considering neither of them has any agility or ability. It's a battle of pure mass. There is no reason why he would pussy out when it's such a guaranteed stomp.

Provided they can actually swing with decent force, a solid hit at their weight has the potential to be fight ending. If PPP does indeed have that much of a height advantage, then he just has to focus on having an on point jab to keep Ralph out.

 

[Archeopthryx]

I want to see people that has never thrown a punch into another human fight each other.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

@theralph do a weigh in ralph

Can they use regular human scales or will they need one like ALRs?

 

[Puck]

PPP is like a foot taller a ~100lbs heavier than Ralph, he has an extreme advantage considering neither of them has any agility or ability. It's a battle of pure mass. There is no reason why he would pussy out when it's such a guaranteed stomp.

This "fight me irl" shit never pans out, the reason I think the gunt won't be the one to pussy out is cause hes the one with the financial incentive not too.

 

[AutismAwareness]

He went to jail after punching a cop for waking him up out of a drunken stupor.

He swung at a cop, his midget arms couldn't reach the cop to hit him. PPP will win, yet again.

 

[Sammich]

I want to see people that has never thrown a punch into another human fight each other.

PPP had a couple "fights" back during the stream.me era. From what i remember PPP turned his ankle pretty badly and was hobbling a bit after.

 

[Physics Ninja]

He swung at a cop, his midget arms couldn't reach the cop to hit him. PPP will win, yet again.

Her.
The cop was a woman

 

[Angry Shoes]

people

You mean "a person". Ralph punched a cop hard enough to end up in jail. Was it a good punch or a schoolyard fight swing from a fat drunk? Probably the latter. But it's still a punch nonetheless.

 

[Somnius]

So this is going to end up a no-show like with Tonka thing, right?

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Can they use regular human scales or will they need one like ALRs?

Truck scales

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

From what I can tell this shit goes back a lot farther than the past few days. PPP and Ralph apparently have some old beef from over a year ago and that was probably the catalyst for him starting shit recently to begin with.

On memory, Ralph being the scummy hypocritical shit cunt that he is doxxed PPP and his family and started harassing them after PPP got his starfish out.

All Ralph achieved was to awaken an enemy so terrible, so powerful, not even all the members of the Gunt Guard combined could prevent its wrath.

 

[Mr. Duck]

I hate that we are giving relevance to these two unfunny fat faggots, i hope both of them die on the ring.

 

[MeltyTW]

This "fight me irl" shit never pans out, the reason I think the gunt won't be the one to pussy out is cause hes the one with the financial incentive not too.

he pussied out to baked alaska

 

[Hard-Neutral]

My money is on PPP because unlike Ralph, he actually has to get up to go to work regularly along with the height difference. Ralph sits at home all day getting drunk, PPP is fat but at least he has working muscles.

Ralph is a drunk, you can hear pure rage within PPP. Assrape incoming for Ralph.

 

[An Account]

Artist's impression of the fight between Ethan and PPP