PPP vs. Ethan Ralph (MMA match) - Failed to materialize

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Tukadu said:
Unless Ralph has any transmitable diseases in his blood everything should be fine. Even then he can take medication to supress it around the time of the fight.
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Okay, hopefully he can accept a venue 30 minutes outside the city. That should be fine, right? Like LA is surrounded by other areas with looser rules yea? I don't know anything about anything, I live in a double wide Ukrainian palace, but I think that's how it works.

Edit: Ralph on the SFQ (Street Fighter Question).
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Tukadu said:
Unless Ralph has any transmitable diseases in his blood everything should be fine. Even then he can take medication to supress it around the time of the fight.
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Hopefully those antibiotics and prep worked. That toothless meth whore that stole your wallet and phone better have been worth it Gunty.

b0o0pinsn0o0tz said:
I'm gonna float this out there and I get if people give me shit. I seriously think PPP is more likely to no show. He's a blatant troll and it would sure piss people the fuck off.
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PPP is the ultimate showman, he wouldn't back out.
 
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Null said:
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Okay, hopefully he can accept a venue 30 minutes outside the city. That should be fine, right? Like LA is surrounded by other areas with looser rules yea? I don't know anything about anything, I live in a double wide Ukrainian palace, but I think that's how it works.
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It's really not as strict as some people make it sound, as long as you can get a hold on someone who is willing to help you get on a ticket in a venue the whole thing isn't a strict affair. I suggest reaching out to Dick to see if he has any contacts to set it up.
 
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GrotesqueBushes said:
Let's go out on a limb here and assume those two exceptional individuals actually want to fight. Why sanction it? Just meet up in any goddamn city, go to a park, meadow, forest, behind a gas station or to a fucking hotel room and duke it out. Why jump through the hoops of proper sanctioning which will involve people who do not want to deal with internet exceptional individuals who may die of a heart attack at the contract signing, nevermind the actual fight?
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Because one of them is a convicted felon and one is a foreign national. Probably not the brightest move to broadcast what may or may not be crimes for all to see under those circumstances.
 
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Okay, hopefully he can accept a venue 30 minutes outside the city. That should be fine, right? Like LA is surrounded by other areas with looser rules yea? I don't know anything about anything, I live in a double wide Ukrainian palace, but I think that's how it works.

Edit: Ralph on the SFQ (Street Fighter Question).
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“My health is fine”
Well the delusion is definitely approaching Tonka levels.
 
Why is Ralph taking about boxing, like he has a the foggiest clue what he is talking about? The closest this guy has ever come to making a fist is when he was last holding a footlong sandwich. Null should suggest a Sumo competition but PPP would win that too...
 
Tukadu said:
It's really not as strict as some people make it sound, as long as you can get a hold on someone who is willing to help you get on a ticket in a venue the whole thing isn't a strict affair. I suggest reaching out to Dick to see if he has any contacts to set it up.
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I mean the ticket in a venue is the hardest part. Look how much shit dick had to go through just to meet people.
 
Why the fuck aren't they doing this in Texas?

We have mutual combat laws that let two people duke it out if they both agree to it.
 
2020Suicide said:
Ethan is doing his best to be as unreasonable as possible he knows he cant back down but if he puts out a lot of terms and conditions it would naturally not happen on its own
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Goku 1000000 O said:
Tonka did something similar. The parallels will only increase.
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Isn't it the exact same tactic? Like, not "similar", the exact, same shit.
 
Ralph answered the SQ (shirtless question) by delegating it to the venue.

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could be an exhibition MMA fight as well. There's no need for an undercard or official broadcast or anything. Just a gym that will let people pay them to meet the legal requirements for a match
 
b0o0pinsn0o0tz said:
I'm gonna float this out there and I get if people give me shit. I seriously think PPP is more likely to no show. He's a blatant troll and it would sure piss people the fuck off.
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He's a typical internet tough guy, just like Donga. The odds of him bitching out and playing it off as "just pretending to be retarded" are high.

Unlike Donga, though, I doubt he's ever been in a decent physical shape in his life. At least Donga did "wrestle-wrestle" at some point, if only to get knocked on his arse.
People who do plenty of sport throughout their youth rarely end up morbidly obese in their 20s.

Of course, he might just take his chances that Ralph is in even worse shape...the odds on that are pretty good.
 
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