PPP vs. Ethan Ralph (MMA match) - Failed to materialize

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Freedom Fries said:
could be an exhibition MMA fight as well. There's no need for an undercard or official broadcast or anything. Just a gym that will let people pay them to meet the legal requirements for a match
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Ethan won't do this, he wants a big show because he thinks it'll bring him fame.
 
I'm pretty sure Ralph was wearing a t-shirt while he was in the pool with Warski last year. He's very ashamed of his gunt. Even though I still don't think this fight will ever happen, I think most of us would prefer not to see any of that. Keep the shirt on plz.
 
Why can't they just do what Asterios and War of the Fanboys did. Fuck all this money shit, pick a venue/sports centre, go there and bang. With all this shit and argument, nothing will happen.
 
CRP probably has a lot of footage of the gunt in all its glory
 
Yep, pretty much, I don't think Ralph wants a shirtless fight, he's extremely concerned of his deformed belly, reason why he took the Gunt memes so seriously and personally.
 
Figger Naggot said:
I'm pretty sure Ralph was wearing a t-shirt while he was in the pool with Warski last year. He's very ashamed of his gunt. Even though I still don't think this fight will ever happen, I think most of us would prefer not to see any of that. Keep the shirt on plz.
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This is a fucking gunt-off if there are shirts on there's no point in any of this
 
I would not be surprised if this just end up at best with some guy standing alone in the venue. There is obviously not going to be any fight. I hope I am wrong. But the odds of this happening is slim at best.
 
Figger Naggot said:
I'm pretty sure Ralph was wearing a t-shirt while he was in the pool with Warski last year. He's very ashamed of his gunt. Even though I still don't think this fight will ever happen, I think most of us would prefer not to see any of that. Keep the shirt on plz.
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No, there's gotta be gunt. Two gunts for the price of one. There Will Be Gunt. The fight needs a name. Guntfellas.
 
I love how bitter and cynical everyone is about this. I would love nothing more than to watch these two guys get in to a ring, bump into each other clumsily for five minutes, and then spend the next 20 minutes gasping for air while leaning against the ropes, but no, it could never happen. Because it would be the funniest thing we've seen in years, and God hates us.

If I was a millionare I would fly both of these niggas onto a private island in international waters just to ensure no barriers to entry, and host the fucking fight myself.
 
PPP's fight promo vid is literally up there with old Ultimate Warrior energy. I will be very happy if we actually get fat speds bashing each others gunts but I'd say the odds are 80% no fight 20% fight happens at this point.
 
I am still scarred after last time. I really bought in to the hype I actually thought Tonkasaw would show up. Can anyone explain to me why this time is different? Some giant teenage boy is going to fight a 40 year old gunt? Last time the people fighting was at least roughly the same size and age.
 
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