PPP vs. Ethan Ralph (MMA match) - Failed to materialize

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Pump Meat said:
I wonder who Ralph would have doing the commentary. Calling a fight is pretty hard to do and if someone like Gator is doing then I'd rather go deaf.
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Imagine Gator fumbling for words, unable to rely on a soundboard. On a second thought, that would be pretty entertaining in its own way.
 
Unless Ralph is really, really, stupid he'd do whatever he could to make this fight happen, even if he's primed to take a beating. He's getting 5k dollars to show ( even if godwinson flakes out i'm sure the money could be raised somehow), Dick would probably want in and pay for any workout machinery, fancy gym membership, and supplements the gunt would need, including transportation and lodging.

Not to mention all the money Ralph stands to make from this in terms of exposure, streaming and merchandise and none of this would cost him a dime. Considering how dire his financial situation has been he'd be an idiot not to take this opportunity to get a financial shot in the arm. Hell, there's even the small chance he'd win the fight, in that case he'd be completely set for a while.
 
I know probably nothing's going to happen, but I really want it to be in Britain. The sheer mass of these two specimens will finally put that shameful island beneath the sea where it belongs.
 
Tukadu said:
Unless Ralph is really, really, stupid he'd do whatever he could to make this fight happen, even if he's primed to take a beating. He's getting 5k dollars to show ( even if godwinson flakes out i'm sure the money could be raised somehow), Dick would probably want in and pay for any workout machinery, fancy gym membership, and supplements the gunt would need, including transportation and lodging.

Not to mention all the money Ralph stands to make from this in terms of exposure, streaming and merchandise,and none of this would cost him a dime. Considering how dire his financial situation has been he'd be an idiot not to take this opportunity to get a financial shot in the arm. Hell, there's even the small chance he'd win the fight, in that case he'd be completely set for a while.
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Ralph isnt going to get fit for this, as much as it would be nice to see him improve I really dont see that as part of his character. Jail unironically would do more for his health than a gym membership since at least there his intake is regulated.
 
Why would this be part of an MMA org or part of some event rather than just renting out a boxing ring at a gym and having an exhibition fight? It seems like it would be much easier the other way, and insisting on the former seems like trying to wriggle out with unreasonable demands
 
Let's go out on a limb here and assume those two retards actually want to fight. Why sanction it? Just meet up in any goddamn city, go to a park, meadow, forest, behind a gas station or to a fucking hotel room and duke it out. Why jump through the hoops of proper sanctioning which will involve people who do not want to deal with internet retards who may die of a heart attack at the contract signing, nevermind the actual fight?
 
GrotesqueBushes said:
Let's go out on a limb here and assume those two exceptional individuals actually want to fight. Why sanction it? Just meet up in any goddamn city, go to a park, meadow, forest, behind a gas station or to a fucking hotel room and duke it out. Why jump through the hoops of proper sanctioning which will involve people who do not want to deal with internet exceptional individuals who may die of a heart attack at the contract signing, nevermind the actual fight?
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PPP has said he'll do this if it comes to it, but Ralph is obsessed with this ecelebrity business and recreating knoxville, going as far to try to put it in the same place with the same agents.
 
Freedom Fries said:
Why would this be part of an MMA org or part of some event rather than just renting out a boxing ring at a gym and having an exhibition fight? It seems like it would be much easier the other way, and insisting on the former seems like trying to wriggle out with unreasonable demands
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Ethan is doing his best to be as unreasonable as possible he knows he cant back down but if he puts out a lot of terms and conditions it would naturally not happen on its own
 
GrotesqueBushes said:
Let's go out on a limb here and assume those two exceptional individuals actually want to fight. Why sanction it? Just meet up in any goddamn city, go to a park, meadow, forest, behind a gas station or to a fucking hotel room and duke it out. Why jump through the hoops of proper sanctioning which will involve people who do not want to deal with internet exceptional individuals who may die of a heart attack at the contract signing, nevermind the actual fight?
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Ralph thinks his a big celebrity and feels that he's above streetfights. Hense why he demands a paycheck as well. Also, some malicious individual (zoom) will use evidence of Ralph participating in unsanctioned street fights to get him in trouble with the law.
 
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“@TheRalphRetort @HdmiBest @KillstreamLive @PoweroftheTruth Does it have to be some MMA sanctioned fight or can it be a boxing exhibition fight? People are saying commissions and Los Angeles is impossible to book in general and they're concerned about your felony and health being a problem with...
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Addressing the concerns. idk if @theralph wants to post here personally but it'd be nice to cut out the intermediary.
 
Livestream of the fight should be linked to the death fat forum. It's the most appropriate online venue for such an enormous fight
 
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“@TheRalphRetort @HdmiBest @KillstreamLive @PoweroftheTruth Does it have to be some MMA sanctioned fight or can it be a boxing exhibition fight? People are saying commissions and Los Angeles is impossible to book in general and they're concerned about your felony and health being a problem with...
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Addressing the concerns. idk if @theralph wants to post here personally but it'd be nice to cut out the intermediary.
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Unless Ralph has any transmitable diseases in his blood everything should be fine. Even then he can take medication to supress most of them (even aids) so they're not contaminateble around the time of the fight.
 
I'm gonna float this out there and I get if people give me shit. I seriously think PPP is more likely to no show. He's a blatant troll and it would sure piss people the fuck off.
 
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