PPP vs. Ethan Ralph (MMA match) - Failed to materialize

[instythot]

I honestly didn't know that ER was only 5'1. I'm taller than Ethan. I wonder who will pull a Tonkasaw first?

He's really touchy about it too. Claims he's 5'6" constantly saying he's at least as tall as Sargon

 

[Gangster Talk]

I honestly didn't know that ER was only 5'1. I'm taller than Ethan. I wonder who will pull a Tonkasaw first?

He claims that this was a very unfortunate clerical error from when he was arrested. This is ridiculous, of course, but even if it were true it makes him butthurt when anybody brings it up so by all means don't let him forget it.

 

[Gay Pizza]

Wow, Ethan is a fucking midget even by my standards. Well, I can at least dream about watching him fight a full grown man, even if it will never occur.

 

[Dr.JohanAspergers]

He's really touchy about it too. Claims he's 5'6" constantly saying he's at least as tall as Sargon

He claims to be 5'10 and that the police report forgot to put the 0

 

[Tukadu]

I honestly didn't know that ER was only 5'1. I'm taller than Ethan. I wonder who will pull a Tonkasaw first?

PPP clearly does not give a fuck about looking bad so I doubt it'd be him. Ralph knows enough about how badly pulling out of something like this destroys your online brand so the longer this drags on the lower the chance would be for him to pull a Tonkasaw, I think. If he's going to flake out he'll do it while it's still being set up.

 

[Cow Poly]

if PPP and Godwinson are smart enough they could just bet on PPP with even odds and double their money. so that in the end they get $20,000 and Ralph gets $20,000 and neither has to put any actually money up for the fight

Unfortunately it won’t be even odds. A PPP win will pay 6/5 at most probably more like 21/20. Reeeethan is the longshot at 1/20. You’d have to make the long shot bet and get PPP to throw the fight for this to work.

 

[instythot]

Unfortunately it won’t be even odds. A PPP win will pay 6/5 at most probably more like 21/20. Reeeethan is the longshot at 1/20. You’d have to make the long shot bet and get PPP to throw the fight for this to work.

Still, a little bit more money than you started with is better than the same money you started with

 

[AutismAwareness]

Okay, the problems are:

1. Finding a venue in LA.
2. Figuring out what the fuck "true Hollywood fashion" means and if PPP agrees to that.
3. Finding someone who can contract and hold the escrow that both PPP and Ralph trust.

Godwinson and PPP seemed adamant about it being in Vegas.

 

[byuu]

I honestly didn't know that ER was only 5'1. I'm taller than Ethan. I wonder who will pull a Tonkasaw first?

Wow, Ethan is a fucking midget even by my standards. Well, I can at least dream about watching him fight a full grown man, even if it will never occur.

What's with all this cope from power-leveling manlets?

 

[Physics Ninja]

How much would an LA venue cost?

Just fight in the desert

 

[Null]

Godwinson and PPP seemed adamant about it being in Vegas.

They kept saying LV just because it was "a nicer place" than Knoxville but from what everyone has said, fighting is regulated very hard in Nevada.

 

[ClipBitch]

Tonka is feasting on the IBS carrion in a chat full of wrenches to shit on ralph and toad.

 

[berenstain]

https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.net/data/video/698/698107-a9c5ace0b20cf4edcb349d7a7814a128.mp4

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I'm just speechless at this

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

This is gonna result in IBS' first fatality (most likely Ralph, although anything's possible) if this happens

 

[Pump Meat]

I wonder who Ralph would have doing the commentary. Calling a fight is pretty hard to do and if someone like Gator is doing then I'd rather go deaf.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

I'm just speechless at this
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Dude put a fucking NSFW tag on that shit

 

[2021Murder]

Okay, the problems are:

1. Finding a venue in LA.
2. Figuring out what the fuck "true Hollywood fashion" means and if PPP agrees to that.
3. Finding someone who can contract and hold the escrow that both PPP and Ralph trust.

Also theres a reason you dont hear about fights in LA, its impossible to get one set up there, which MMA fan Ethan already knew and hes been hearing from Dick about how tough it is to find venues in LA. He's wasting our time but is doing it in a way that you would only know if you're been following this stuff

Also if PPP wants Vegas and Ethan wants LA why not meet in the middle amd have it in Indio? Its the meth capital of the US so Ethan and Andy can drown their sorrows. Plus id love to go to this and hang out with old friends and distant relatives

Also i know some club and bar owners around there that owe me some favors, so a full trashy bar fight match might be possible. Although i am not sure if they're alive or have their businesses open anymore. If not we can always do it in a backyard

 

[Spergichu]

A shame that Knoxville is off the table for venues. I probably would've gone if the fight was held there. Oh well, not like the fight is actually gonna happen.

 

[Easterling]

I really hope they settle on London, thats some autism i'd go out of my way to see.

 

[GameDevAnon]

Just hold the fight in Mexico. Then you don't have to worry about athletic commissions and laws.