PPP vs. Ethan Ralph (MMA match) - Failed to materialize

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Instapot said:
Ralph cannot fight in England he has a felony which restricts his movement out of the country.
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If he managed to get to London for an internet slapfight taken too far, but not for his fetching bride? Oh man, imagine the DMs that Nora will drop
 
Are there any decent summaries yet of all the shit that went down over the last several days? That other thread was moving at light speed and between Dick Masterson, PPP, Metokur, Ralph, Nick Rekieta, aliens, and Drexel, I have no fucking idea what is going on. It's just a jumble of yarn all tangled up into a ball with two knitting needles jammed into the top. And apparently there's going to be a fight.

Who were the "sides"?
How did it start?
When did it escalate?
And where are they now?
 
If it ends up in Vegas I might have to see this show in person. That said, this fight happening at all sounds like too good a dream to be true.
 
I hope it happens though I have my doubts considering how these things tend to turn out. I'm putting my bets on PPP winning though. He's younger and if his high school football claims are true he's probably much more capable of training. I think that the fight should occur in Japan though. The home of the sumo wrestler is the only place suitable for a fight between 2 men as morbidly obese as them.
 
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Aurora said:
Wasn't aware he was still on probation. Looks like domestic then.
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He will absolutely use his PO as an excuse to get out of this, even if it's in VA. We'll beg for evidence, and he'll just prevaricate hoping we'll lost interest.

Witness this; I hate to be the doomsayer, but we all know Ralph will simp out.
 
SpergPatrol said:
I hope this doesn't turn into a Tonkasaw situation where they talk mad shit then try everything to avoid the fight
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Tonka was just your standard internet tough guy who for once actually had to rise to the occasion. These are two mega-spergs who are both growing more and more mentally unstable as this drama goes on.

I won't hold my breath for this fight actually happening. But goddamn this is growing more and more autistic as the drama continues.
 
Too Many Catgirls said:
Are there any decent summaries yet of all the shit that went down over the last several days? That other thread was moving at light speed and between Dick Masterson, PPP, Metokur, Ralph, Nick Rekieta, aliens, and Drexel, I have no fucking idea what is going on. It's just a jumble of yarn all tangled up into a ball with two knitting needles jammed into the top. And apparently there's going to be a fight.

Who were the "sides"?
How did it start?
When did it escalate?
And where are they now?
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From what I can tell this shit goes back a lot farther than the past few days. PPP and Ralph apparently have some old beef from over a year ago and that was probably the catalyst for him starting shit recently to begin with.
 
Aurora said:
Wasn't aware he was still on probation. Looks like domestic then.
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Thought he finished up probation around the time of the Pillstream, but haven't been paying much attention to Ralph so he may have gotten into some new legal trouble i'm unaware of.

Really doubt this will ever happen but PPP might as well ride until the wheels fall off. Doubt i'm alone in never hearing of the guy before this so he might as well set the date as far off as he realistically can and take advantage of this new found notoriety.
 
Demonslayer1776 said:
From what I can tell this shit goes back a lot farther than the past few days. PPP and Ralph apparently have some old beef from over a year ago and that was probably the catalyst for him starting shit recently to begin with.
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I'm not 100% on the details, so I hope someone more informed on the lore will clear this up, but this is how I understand it:
  • PPP spread his asshole on stream.me on a jubilant New Years stream, and would troll Ethan from time to time
  • Ethan was allegedly involved in spreading this picture to his family members, resulting in him getting kicked out of his church.
  • PPP talked shit about Ethan Ralph's father the day after he died, so Ethan has genuine hatred now.
 
Okay, the problems are:

1. Finding a venue in LA.
2. Figuring out what the fuck "true Hollywood fashion" means and if PPP agrees to that.
3. Finding someone who can contract and hold the escrow that both PPP and Ralph trust.
 
Actually here's the other problem

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I'm pretty sure he's saying he won't do it unless the only live recording of the match is #Killstream branded with Gator commentary
 
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