Here's Scarlet's profile.

Ironic as fuck coming from a JayVik. They'll write essays on how Jayce never loved Mel.
She then proceeds to call someone a pedo over the Jay Chou skinline:

While just a week prior, Jayviks refused to condemn a Gypsy pedophile who wrote a very popular fic where a 15 year old white teen cucks two black women.

"They don't have any misogyny that's why they're better" while designating the one they view as "dainty and feminine" the bottom.

Profile reveals a Byler and BTS stan.

Bridgerton just had an entire interracial lesbian subplot but this fujo doesn't give a shit.
Curious, I decided to take a look at OP's profile. Surely if get ships are sooooo boring they don't try to copycat it for their yaoi, right?

Yes, I can tell you're on SSRIs. It's expected.

- claims to hate hetslop
- implements said hetslop dynamics by consistently making the character they view as feminine the pregnant one
Maybe it hasn't occurred to you, lass,
but those are heterosexual dynamics. Penis in vagina sex for the purpose of reproduction isn't homosexual.
While previously condemning Jay Chou for pedophilia, she's friends with Karina Mashkova, who's drawn art for a pedophile, prettybadmagic.

"It's not pedophilia or hetslop when I do it."
Some people
have noticed this recurring trend.

This has been rated TRUE by REAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS

This person got jumped for daring to ask why people make the "weak and dainty" pale male the pregnant one, and how they could carry a pregnancy with their disability. I can also confirm it comes off as fetishism...one might say it's incredibly
heterosexual.

Yes, he said adopted children. Jayviks went with "natural children" instead.
You do have to have, though. They're noooticing how fellow pooners are acting weird regarding these dynamics and getting hate for it. Shots are coming from inside the house.

But Jay Chou is the pedophile, yo.
Finally, the Kweens noticed the misuse of Ebonics.

Fact check: true
AO3 is currently down otherwise I'd post their account for posting eerily hetsloppy dynamics despite saying it's trash.