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Chris is a cryptid at this point
 
Glassshardballpit said:
Should I be surprised that no one has tried to exact revenge upon him or we just too lazy as a society?
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It's almost like impotent fantasies about "exacting revenge" on people you've never even met on behalf of people you don't even know are only embraced by the type of people who are the least likely to assume the position of power in any situation whatsoever, ever. I can hardly even fathom how anyone can be so pathetic that his power fantasy is "exacting revenge" on CWC
 
Protistology said:
He has Prosopagnosia and no theory of mind so he thinks people can't recognize him (or anyone else) unless he wears his medallion or some other distinguishing marking.
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No because he recognized Snyder wile he was out shopping and Snyder told him something along the lines of "I'm not going to hurt you" because Chris started freaking out
 
I'm pleasantly surprised that so far, everybody has avoided pozloading my negholep. However, I definitely don't envision this lasting forever. I bet that by the end of the month, somebody new is going to go down in Christory as the latest annoying ween for doing something super autistic and cringe to Chris.
 
Frankly I'm just surprised no weens have had the balls to approach Chris and try to start some bullshit.
 
Protistology said:
He has Prosopagnosia and no theory of mind so he thinks people can't recognize him (or anyone else) unless he wears his medallion or some other distinguishing marking.
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It has probably such a security-blanket to him over the years, that he has a psychological need to wear it to feel comfortable. The home he is in probably does not care as long as it helps keep him manageable as trying to have him live an independent life is a lost cause at this point.

Does anyone have any idea on why he looks so paranoid and nervous in a lot of these pictures? Is he afraid of getting jumped, or confusion of being in a new environment, or what?
 
Nick Gars said:
I know this joke's been done already, but this particular photo really gives those vibes.

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Phalanges Mycologist said:
Where they current generation? I have seen some phone companies donate new old stock devices to charrity as a write off as nobody really wants the last generation stuff and it looks pretty good to be giving away "luxury" items to the poor and needy.
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They actually were. They were all iPhone 13s.. I was mind blown when they came into the office and clients opened them. Now...to be fair, it only happened with that group of new client intakes, but they all got ballin phones out of the deal - for free, through the government phone program.
 
Glassshardballpit said:
Should I be surprised that no one has tried to exact revenge upon him or we just too lazy as a society?
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Where does the dumbass notion that someone is going to exact revenge on Chris for raping Barb? Its ridiculous. If the basketball americans haven't done shit about George Zimmerman walking around autographing bags of skittles; no weens are going to going to run up and pummel Chris.
 
make_it_so said:
If they're a normie, they won't know who Chris is.
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Chris was featured on tucker Carlson
The normies know who he is

Plus everyone in town knows who the guy is.
Everyone from zoomers to boomers that live locally to Chris know who he is.
Word gets around when a mother rapist who screams over the internet moves to town

This whole thought process the kiwi has of only the internet knows about him doesn't make any sense.

People talk
Trust me the normies who live there all know about the new village idiot
 
How would they know?

Has Chris been tagged recently in Facebook or on Twitter? Is there any evidence that locals on social media are aware of his freedom?
IMO, the shots have all been taken at places Chris would be expected to be seen, and yeah , there are going to be a couple people at a game store or Wal-Mart who know who he is. I disagree that "Normies" will recognize Chris. Trust me, not that many people watched Tucker.

They will notice that he is a weirdo dude wearing a miniskirt and blue jeans, but other than that, I don't think most people will register the weirdo as " Chris-Chan" , the infamous mf'er . Normies will just go "Huh, look at that weirdo. Maybe it's time to sell the house and move to Florida".
 
Look, I know a lot of Chris Chan followers are genuinely autistic and thus probably faceblind, but stop and look at this person.

See, notice how this guy has a very clear widow's peak.
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Chris does not
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Even before he was balding as seriously, Chris has never had hair like that.
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People can blame the fact this person looks nothing like Chris on weight or whatever, but unless he magically regrew different hair this is someone fucking with you.

The reason for all these discrepancies, why he's wearing the medallion, why it doesn't make sense in terms of distance from the home, why no one has approached him, is that this probably isn't Chris, no matter how much Chris autists wish it was.
 
Uberpenguin said:
Look, I know a lot of Chris Chan followers are genuinely autistic and thus probably faceblind, but stop and look at this person.

See, notice how this guy has a very clear widow's peak.
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Have you looked at the other pictures? There isn't a clear sign of widow's peak at all.
So the hair's down in front of the forehead a bit in a couple of pictures. Sure.
That doesn't apply to the other pictures in the sightings we've had, nor does it apply to more than one or so of the other pictures of him at Walmart.
 
I want to go on record agreeing that these pictures are *odd*. In the current era of vastly improved AI photo generation being available to the masses and heightened public awareness of Chris, I find it stunning that the farms is collectively ignoring the possibility that someone is trolling us. The photos could be real but I doubt it.
 
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Uberpenguin said:
The reason for all these discrepancies, why he's wearing the medallion, why it doesn't make sense in terms of distance from the home, why no one has approached him, is that this probably isn't Chris, no matter how much Chris autists wish it was.
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If someone was going around impersonating Chris they'd be interacting with the locals and doing stuff like taking selfies with them, just like regular celebrity impersonators do, instead of avoiding everyone and keeping a low profile. This is 100% the TRUE and HONEST Ruckersville rapist.
 
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