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Uberpenguin said:
Look, I know a lot of Chris Chan followers are genuinely autistic and thus probably faceblind, but stop and look at this person.

See, notice how this guy has a very clear widow's peak.
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Chris does not
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Even before he was balding as seriously, Chris has never had hair like that.
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People can blame the fact this person looks nothing like Chris on weight or whatever, but unless he magically regrew different hair this is someone fucking with you.

The reason for all these discrepancies, why he's wearing the medallion, why it doesn't make sense in terms of distance from the home, why no one has approached him, is that this probably isn't Chris, no matter how much Chris autists wish it was.
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So you're suggesting...what? That there's one other unkempt looking middle aged man with poor eyesight who's walking around the same places Chris would, wearing the exact same clothes Chris would, also sporting a Sonichu medallion, and within distance of exactly the type of facility Chris would be housed at after his release, and is doing this all in public but not posting anything on any kind of social media...for the lulz? I mean, that's gotta be some deep level ops.
 
Ween schmeen.

If you see Chris, kick the shit out of the fat retard. Just get good video; It'll be funny af.

just kidding, of course; Even if he DOES rape demented old women, that's absolutely NO EXCUSE to misgender poor Chris!!!
 
GypsyBard said:
Chris was featured on tucker Carlson
The normies know who he is
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You think most people who watch Tucker, or any other political outlet, have more than a two week memory regarding the show's villain of the moment? They might dimly remember some trans creep who fucked his mom, they'd have no recollection whatsoever of his name or what he looks like. Tucker moved on and so did everyone else.
 
Snuckening2 said:
Ween schmeen.

If you see Chris, kick the shit out of the fat retard. Just get good video; It'll be funny af.

just kidding, of course; Even if he DOES rape demented old women, that's absolutely NO EXCUSE to misgender poor Chris!!!
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You already gave the idea, a moment we will fill ourselves with redditards explaining why this page is dangerous.
 
What proof do we even have that he's in a group home? I may be out of the loop here but I'm curious what evidence there actually is. I'm not sure exactly where he would be residing since its obvious he has clothes and means of transportation, but would the tard wranglers ever let him have this much leeway to go seemingly wherever he wants?
 
Why the fuck would someone pose as Chris?!

That’s some top level retardation. It’s like one step away from getting arrested for having CP on your laptop, and telling the judge: “Ahaha! Jokes on you guys! I’m not ACTUALLY a pedophile, I just downloaded this CP to trick you haha!”
 
Odogaron_big_red_dog said:
What proof do we even have that he's in a group home? I may be out of the loop here but I'm curious what evidence there actually is. I'm not sure exactly where he would be residing since its obvious he has clothes and means of transportation, but would the tard wranglers ever let him have this much leeway to go seemingly wherever he wants?
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According to the person who initially posted the Walmart pics, he left the store in a black van with a big black lady. Either he's at a group home or he's been appointed a wrangler somehow while he stays elsewhere.
As for why the tard guards would let him have so much freedom, I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that he either has a curfew or he's given a certain amount of time to go out, and if he misses the curfew/stays too long he has those privileges taken away.
 
Odogaron_big_red_dog said:
What proof do we even have that he's in a group home? I may be out of the loop here but I'm curious what evidence there actually is. I'm not sure exactly where he would be residing since its obvious he has clothes and means of transportation, but would the tard wranglers ever let him have this much leeway to go seemingly wherever he wants?
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Most of the “proof” is people making the assumption that he is.

Something I find rather dubious.

Chris MAY be in some kind of special halfway house deal, but he doesn’t really fit the profile of your average group home resident.

In general you need to be a lot more dysfunctional than Chris, and have a way more serious diagnosis to be put in any kind of tard house.

According to the person who initially posted the Walmart pics, he left the store in a black van with a big black lady.
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CHRIS CONFIRMED COAL DIGGER!!!

Remember, we have a drawn confirmation from Chris himself, that when it comes to China, he’ll go black, go white and even haf’ n’ haf’.
 
make_it_so said:
So you're suggesting...what? That there's one other unkempt looking middle aged man with poor eyesight who's walking around the same places Chris would, wearing the exact same clothes Chris would, also sporting a Sonichu medallion, and within distance of exactly the type of facility Chris would be housed at after his release, and is doing this all in public but not posting anything on any kind of social media...for the lulz? I mean, that's gotta be some deep level ops.
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Well, there was Liquid Chris lul
 
The most surprising thing to me is people believing that Chris is some master criminal, and it's an affront to the great American Justice system that he be able to walk among you. I've seen people more retarded than Chris driving buses. You'd rather believe this is all some deepfake than accept he is, to a degree, free.
 
BobJones997 said:
If someone was going around impersonating Chris they'd be interacting with the locals and doing stuff like taking selfies with them, just like regular celebrity impersonators do, instead of avoiding everyone and keeping a low profile. This is 100% the TRUE and HONEST Ruckersville rapist.
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Tbf, technology is good enough to make convincingly fake photos of Chris but his interactions with others and walking etc. lead me to believe they're real.

Plus, he has new glasses. Glasses can change facial appearance.
 
Ophelia said:
Were you expecting Chaucer?
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Now I'm picturing Chris illustrating The Canterbury Tales with his Sonichus. Ironically, Chaucer's Middle English is more grammatically correct when compared to present-day English than Chris' œuvre.
A Grey Cat said:
So funny enough Chris would be more than happy to laze around the Rec room watching old sitcom reruns
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"Or, uh, I Love Lucy or I got some, I got the entire series of Gilligan's Island, hmmm. Hoo-hoo! Hmm, and we can make some music together on Guitar Hero. Hmmm. Well, you can sing, I got a microphone. I'm thinking about getting drums."
Snuckening2 said:
Even if he DOES rape demented old women, that's absolutely NO EXCUSE to misgender poor Chris!!!
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There are people on Twatter and Plebbit who unironically say that.
Fapcop said:
Remember, we have a drawn confirmation from Chris himself, that when it comes to China, he’ll go black, go white and even haf’ n’ haf’.
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I'm having sex with three women, and you know what? The one in the middle is half-and-half!
 
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