There have to be more unplaceable retards than Chris. He doesn't eat his shit, he isn't a murderer, he doesn't scream and thrash about constantly. These are all things that some other retards have been known to do. If they can't handle Chris, I'm seriously concerned.
This is sadly the most likely scenario. No tantrum in court being dragged away forever, no footage of Chris shooting Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha's at the jerkops before they waste him for taking a boyfriend-free-girl hostage, no "Last Will and Testament video" before he takes his own life, no saga of Chris finally getting it together and growing up to leave his internet past behind. It will end with a small obituary that only a few people will notice when he dies at the group home or when they find his frozen body after a brutal winter night on a piss soaked mattress in an abandoned crackhouse. His body will be buried in a paupers grave with only a few stragglers who remember him visiting the neglected grave-site.
Christory has been pretty similar to stories of great empires. Monolithic figures slowly falling apart until there's nothing left. It reminds me most of the Roman Empire because as you've put it, now we're in the dark ages. Maybe with one of the most recognizable and mainstream lolcows gone, all the others will flourish.
I disagree, lolcows other than Chris have been flourishing for a good while now. Chris just so happened to last longer than most of them.
Vinelink still has him in CVRJ. If he were anywhere else, it wouldn't say that within at most about 24 hours. Also I doubt the dumbass would last 24 hours without finding some way to tard out on the Internet if he had the opportunity.
A Lolcow Renaissance you might say.
He is not dangerous but he does have in his file from the crazy-house that he sometimes needs to be physically restrained. That really limits the number of available places that are willing, and capable, to take him on.
Even dangerous tards aren't that uncommon, but they're predictable. Maybe they have to be jabbed with retard juice to calm them down from time to time or put in isolation. Thing is Chris could rape an old woman or anyone else vulnerable. That's going to keep him out of anywhere that has a vulnerable population. His problem isn't that he's the most dangerous tard ever, because he isn't. It's because he's unpredictable and specifically a sex predator.
It wouldn't be the tard home staff that'll keep Chris there, it'll be the police. If his probation says he needs to stay at the tard home, then he needs to stay at the tard home or he's going to prison (I'm pretty sure it would in fact be prison cause his case got upgraded to a felony right?).
I would pay money to watch that on cable.
How long until he gets diddled by Andy Dick?
I think Chris is one of the only people Andy Dick would look at and think "I need to start sobering up a little before I do something I'll regret"
Natural progression of a biological male with severe mental handicaps. Chris figured out that sex = feels good, and downhill it went.
Honestly, given how much of a fucking ego Chris has had about himself being special and shit because of his Autism, degrading into a full blown messiah complex where he thinks that the cartoon apocalypse actually started over a year ago (the last day he was a free man before the cops arrested him), and writing letters to his 'disciples' like he's actually Jesus II, I can not think of a more poetically appropriate end for Chris than for him to fade into obscurity and ultimately be forgotten by what little part of the world ever remembers he existed. A fine modern example of hubris if there ever was one.
He really kind of was - ever since SheCameForCWC (and likely before that), Chris really didn't have a self-censor when it came to acting on his sexual urges. As for what went down with his mother, in hindsight the signs are all there and were obvious, but I think it speaks more to the belief most of us had in that even Chris wouldn't be so far gone as to cross that line.
It takes a village to raise a child.