Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

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I think a big part of why most lolcows are first world is simply the abundance of technology here, meaning they're easier to find, and will self-document their weirdness on social media. Also, access to communities of lolcows who help encourage bad habits such as weird fetishes, lack of socialization, etc.

This, of course, coming from neglectful parents.
I think a combination of these factors and also the access to such huge amounts of media at there disposal, Chris is heavily influenced by the media he watches which heavily affects his actions and the decisions he makes. He has no solid grasp on how anyone acts or behaves so Trolls even now could tell him almost anything if he felt they had some kind of power over him or appealed to his interests.

I personally think Old pre trolling Chris would have always led into the person he is now, old Chris was equally as sick and depraved, just far more conventional about it.
 
I think Chris is going to lead his own Chandler Khanate of autists and unite the balkanized US under the flag of synchretic Tengrist neospirituality.
 
I think Chris getting out is the funniest possible option and I don't care.
Depends on what happens when he gets out. If he just goes to live in a tard home never to be seen again, he's "out" but that's not very fun. I hope he gets sent to a home with very few restrictions, so that we can watch his insanity and how he deals with living among his fellow tards.
https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/chris-chan-is-being-released-on-probation.2693/
This is actually from back in August. Nothing new happened this month, I just posted it here because I didn't see anyone else linking it.
Sorry I'm not good at reading details, plus I didn't want to spend too long looking at that awful imitation of this site.
 
Depends on what happens when he gets out. If he just goes to live in a tard home never to be seen again, he's "out" but that's not very fun. I hope he gets sent to a home with very few restrictions, so that we can watch his insanity and how he deals with living among his fellow tards.

Sorry I'm not good at reading details, plus I didn't want to spend too long looking at that awful imitation of this site.
group home with limited restrictions would be the best possible outcome here. maybe mtv will get on board and make it like those living in a house with hidden cameras everywhere kind of deals
 
What could actually stop Chris from contacting Kengel from a group home? I recall, Ross was allowed to have a phone and walk around. And let's face it, Chris would've found a way to get the attention from his "fans", without all that Goddess bullshit he is just a tard in a tard house.
 
What could actually stop Chris from contacting Kengel from a group home? I recall, Ross was allowed to have a phone and walk around. And let's face it, Chris would've found a way to get the attention from his "fans", without all that Goddess bullshit he is just a tard in a tard house.
Honestly ending up a forgotten tard in a tard home is the closest to justice that fat bastard is likely to get.
 
Put me down for 14 BLC having to be torn down, between the fire and water damage, no repointing in decades and the amount of spores floating around the masonary is probably held together more by high hopes than whatever rotting mortar is left in there

It was fixed up after the fire.

'fixed up' is kind of vague, I imagine the heat stress and then being hosed out has done some structural damage, and created channels for rain to sleep in and wear it away further. I doubt they had all the mortar dug out and redone, new facade is more Chandler style

Either way you couldn't pay me to lean on a load bearing wall in the place

I don't know where this idea that 14BLC is inhabitable coming from, as my learned friend @Ophelia said it got rebuilt after the fire and has been cleaner than it was beforehand - it will have issues and the flooring will need to be replaced, some plastering work needed and some other work done to it but structurally it's sound and environmentally sealed so it's not in a state of active decay.

It's not pleasant inside and the gardens a mess but both issues are easily solvable and would be reflected in the sales price. It's problem comes with the associated infamy that is somthing that can be solved rather easily in the US atleast on a official basis.

Even dangerous tards aren't that uncommon, but they're predictable. Maybe they have to be jabbed with retard juice to calm them down from time to time or put in isolation. Thing is Chris could rape an old woman or anyone else vulnerable. That's going to keep him out of anywhere that has a vulnerable population. His problem isn't that he's the most dangerous tard ever, because he isn't. It's because he's unpredictable and specifically a sex predator.

Exactly, Chris's main issue now is that he's listed as a Sexual Offender in some way so that the places that would have just taken him as a slightly more difficult than normal tard wont take him now. It doesn't matter if he's only interested in women the problem is they have a duty of care for the other residents and having a difficult tard who's known to prey on the vulnerable is a level of risk they don't want to take.

Ironically the type of place that Chris will end up now means Chris is likely to become a victim of sexual assault by another resident, especially if he keeps up his trans stchic as much as he can - that will put him at risk in more ways than most will understand possible, hell his trans identity compounds the kind of palces that will take him espcially if they take Violent, Sexually Violent or just sex offender patients.

Honestly, given how much of a fucking ego Chris has had about himself being special and shit because of his Autism, degrading into a full blown messiah complex where he thinks that the cartoon apocalypse actually started over a year ago (the last day he was a free man before the cops arrested him), and writing letters to his 'disciples' like he's actually Jesus II, I can not think of a more poetically appropriate end for Chris than for him to fade into obscurity and ultimately be forgotten by what little part of the world ever remembers he existed. A fine modern example of hubris if there ever was one.

Chris will be known as long as there is a internet, even if the main details go out of public consciousness he's got the misfortune of being the right tard at teh right time to gain serious and ongoing notoriety online, people still talk about Emperor Norton after 100+ years and he was a city wide lolcow not a online cow people are general aware of.

My guess is 100+ years from now chris will be bright up in listicals or clickbait sites for a long time to come after his death, and be a notiable historical foonote and subject of social research for a very long time after his death.

I think a big part of why most lolcows are first world is simply the abundance of technology here, meaning they're easier to find, and will self-document their weirdness on social media. Also, access to communities of lolcows who help encourage bad habits such as weird fetishes, lack of socialization, etc.

Lolcows are a luxury (or curse) of a society with excess, we have enough time to be aware of them and we also don't need everybody working in some way that allows them to develop and not have the stupid or at least open unchecked stupidity slapped out of them before they become too much of a problem and are put to work even if it's a really basic job and not given the chance to take childish interests into adulthood without it being moderated socially or financially by social welfare programs.

Oddly in a Dark way you could consider Chris and other cows as a bellwether of if a society has or is prosperous because you have to have the right social and economic factors to exist for them to be a possibility.
 
What do you think will happen in July when the next hearing is?

Depends on how Chris has been, if he's been uncooperative he could go back to a tard farm or face a court for real and if he has been cooperative it depends on if and how he's complied.

Chris isn't going back to his old life, and the best he can hope for going forward is some kind of halfway house or government housing and if the latter happens he will be mostly left to his own devices with possibly occasional check-ups happening from social services or alike.

If he faces the court for anything "serious" again he wont be treated this nicely ever again especially if there is even a whiff of sexual misconduct around it, and even if he's only picked up for shoplifting or alike they likely wont be as kind as they have now exhausted nearly every kindness they could possibly extend him, and as stupidly as it sound what they are doing to Chris now is a kindness.

My personal guess is Chris is either going to be a on again off again jail resident if he get's released, until he either dies or fucks up seriously again and thats when they will throw the book at him. If he's kept in some kind of home he's going to be in and out of them the rest of his life and will be either a victim of assault sexualy or physically and be shuffled around the system till he dies and is given a pine box and a paupers grave.
 
I think Chris is going to lead his own Chandler Khanate of autists and unite the balkanized US under the flag of synchretic Tengrist neospirituality.
Neo-Esoteric Chandlerites. They will start by overtaking Ruckersville, and establish it as the True and Honest CWCville. From this city-state all will come and pay respects, as those did Eridu, of the ancient times.

This will naturally lead to another Bronze Age Collapse kind of situation, mainly because they will just sit around and play Vidya all day.
 
Neo-Esoteric Chandlerites. They will start by overtaking Ruckersville, and establish it as the True and Honest CWCville. From this city-state all will come and pay respects, as those did Eridu, of the ancient times.
Chris will get out of jail, move to wherever Cwcville should be, and establish some Jonestownesque settlement where anyone can visit with their favorite fictional characters. Just don't drink the fanta.
 
Chris will get out of jail, move to wherever Cwcville should be, and establish some Jonestownesque settlement where anyone can visit with their favorite fictional characters. Just don't drink the fanta.
That is way too much work. Cuts into vidya and girl cosplay time.

Its been two months since we've had any sort of update on Chris... does anyone actually know what's happening?
VineLink says he’s in jail. That’s our trustworthy source.

All I know is Ken
Let me stop you right there.

said he was getting out on probation, and there has been speculation that its on the condition that he abstain from the internet.
That is probably not true. The internet is too much a part of every day life now; your crime has to be directly connected to the internet (like CP) before authorities try to take it away. Perhaps he could be directed to stay off of social media, but even if that’s the case it’s only a matter of time before Chris (who is, after all, a goddess and above the laws of man) posts something.
 
Chris isn't going back to his old life, and the best he can hope for going forward is some kind of halfway house or government housing and if the latter happens he will be mostly left to his own devices with possibly occasional check-ups happening from social services or alike.
I wonder if Chris even cares anymore. One thing about him is that he's a creature of his habitat. Everybody thinks he's climbing the walls because he doesn't have his toys or vidya games, but he's only passingly made reference to not being able to play Tetris. If anything, Chris is past that (for now) because he's been removed from it and put into a new make believe land. The only reason he seems to want to go back home is to turn it into some sort of cult compound.
All I know is Ken said he was getting out on probation, and there has been speculation that its on the condition that he abstain from the internet.
Which is utter bullshit since you don't get "out on probation" if you haven't been convicted of a crime.
 
Neo-Esoteric Chandlerites. They will start by overtaking Ruckersville, and establish it as the True and Honest CWCville. From this city-state all will come and pay respects, as those did Eridu, of the ancient times.

This will naturally lead to another Bronze Age Collapse kind of situation, mainly because they will just sit around and play Vidya all day.
'Chandlerite' sounds like some sort of colonial-era radical Protestant offshoot. Historical fiction reimagining of CWC when?
 
'Chandlerite' sounds like some sort of colonial-era radical Protestant offshoot. Historical fiction reimagining of CWC when?
I'd say I'm waiting for Chris to write his own version of The Passion but that cuts into his busy schedule too much. If he ever did write it though, could we convince Mel Gibson to fund making it into a movie? I would totally go to the theaters to watch The Passion of the CWC.
 
I'd say I'm waiting for Chris to write his own version of The Passion but that cuts into his busy schedule too much. If he ever did write it though, could we convince Mel Gibson to fund making it into a movie? I would totally go to the theaters to watch The Passion of the CWC.

I would have to say that if Chris was in New Testament times and place, he would have been eaten by dogs or something.
Not as a punishment or to entertain bored Romans, I think he would have just been cast out as a liability to a family and died on the streets, not even slave markets wasting their time with him.

Chris Khan

From the Greatest and most successful "Alpha Male" in history, who had no shortage of boyfriend free girls, to Chris.
 
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