Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

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I vote for Chris living in a van down by the river.

He'll probably get some small windfall of cash when he gets out from weens and dumbass podcasts paying him. Should be enough to get the vagabond in a rape van saga going.
 
FinnSven said:
I would have to say that if Chris was in New Testament times and place, he would have been eaten by dogs or something.
Not as a punishment or to entertain bored Romans, I think he would have just been cast out as a liability to a family and died on the streets, not even slave markets wasting their time with him.
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Nha he's be found a job and expected to stick to it, be it clearing a midden to being a shepherd, or just a warm body on a building project etc.
 
Phalanges Mycologist said:
Nha he's be found a job and expected to stick to it, be it clearing a midden to being a shepherd, or just a warm body on a building project etc.
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Chris would claim godhood and get executed. They didn't fuck around when it came to religion back then, one wrong move and you're dead.
FamicomGorby said:
I vote for Chris living in a van down by the river.

He'll probably get some small windfall of cash when he gets out from weens and dumbass podcasts paying him. Should be enough to get the vagabond in a rape van saga going.
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Well it'll be the vagabond saga for the year or so the van is functional. After that he'll either abandon the van, stay in it, or get lucky and stay rent free with some idiot enabler.
 
Some Badger said:
'Chandlerite' sounds like some sort of colonial-era radical Protestant offshoot. Historical fiction reimagining of CWC when?
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Upon seeing the abandoned settlement, the feelings of silent unease settled into the hearts of the sailors gradually, as the morning fog that enveloped the empty cabins. All was silent within these abodes, still swept and cleaned, ready for their occupants to return after the work of the fields was finished. Striped clothes were folded in woven baskets, or slumped over rocking chairs in need of mending. Hearths of fireplaces, now graves of ash, held kettles of watery, wilted stew, never eaten.

One of the sailors, Hodges, let out a call for the others to hurry over towards the end of the village, to which all the sailors heard and forthwith heeded, in desperate hope of some sort of answer, some sort of indication that was left behind by settler, or perhaps even native. But alas, Hodges, despite his exclamation, could not explain, but merely point. Point to the body of an ancient oak, on who's weathered trunk was scrawled the last testament of the peoples of CWC, these brave souls who had landed in this feral port only a year before, only to be lost in the grey mist that now wrapped these frightened and lost sailors. One word, scratched into the bark of the tree:

JULAY
 
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Some Badger said:
That would require Chris to be even remotely financially competent enough to drive out to whatever Arizona shithole Tommy's squatting in. I can't even imagine Chris really perceives anything in the world outside of Virginia anyway.
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Imagine then if Chris and Tommie got into a fight! Seeing two lolcows in a fight would be hilarious.
 
Phalanges Mycologist said:
Chris isn't going back to his old life, and the best he can hope for going forward is some kind of halfway house or government housing and if the latter happens he will be mostly left to his own devices with possibly occasional check-ups happening from social services or alike.
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Chris is adaptable. He cant provide for himself, but if he is given the bare minimum he can survive. The prison letters are a form of coping, his entire sonichu thing is his way of coping with his own sad life.
 
If he ever walks free then Chris will be an even bigger drain on the taxpayer. Any section 8 housing he is provided he will ruin and fill with toys. The best thing for him would be to in a mental ward for the rest of his life. Aka the boring end.
 
Kernelxanders said:
If he ever walks free then Chris will be an even bigger drain on the taxpayer. Any section 8 housing he is provided he will ruin and fill with toys. The best thing for him would be to in a mental ward for the rest of his life. Aka the boring end.
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He will end up in a group home with the other retards and downies
 
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