Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

[Sapphixys Shitty Panties]

Probably end up right back in jail for stealing Legos and Pony stuff. Those dirty crapped panties will alert the security guards. Can you just imagine the stench homeless Chris will have?

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

What if Ralph has sex with chris?

Seen that drone video of the two Russian guy's going at it and getting a bomb dropped on them? Yea that but it would be done by the UN on humanitarian grounds.

He will end up back in some lesser semblance of his former life. The one thing about lolcows is they never fail to disappoint. I learned this with Spoony.

I doubt it, if he does get out and is unsupervised get's back on the tugboat and some form of state sponsored housing he will be paying all his own bill's, food transport costs etc he will be pissy about it an try and maximise his toys as much as he can but it won't look anything like it was before outside of some superficial bitching an moaning.

He will end up in a group home with the other retards and downies

I honestly doubt it, at least in the long term - what's likely going to happen is he's going to cycle in and out of hospital, jail, halfway house on his own and the cycle will repeat untill he dies, Chris can do things on his own (not well but well enough) so he's not going to be forcibly kept in a tard farm and if he is forced into one for a long term stay it won't be one of the nicer ones he's a assumed sex offender with known recorded violent outbursts and the second he's more trouble than he's worth they will pitch him out claiming he's able to manage himself.

Probably end up right back in jail for stealing Legos and Pony stuff. Those dirty crapped panties will alert the security guards. Can you just imagine the stench homeless Chris will have?

I think if he does get released he's going to be a regular small time offender for minor theft of food and toys or being a known public neusance and chimping out when he gets told to fuck off.

 

[Ophelia]

He may be ruled insane and stuck in mental health facilities the rest of his life.

That almost never fucking happens in the US. Not since the 80s. It’s why schizophrenics who are much worse off mentally than Chris is just wander around cities and sleep on the ground in boxes. We don’t institutionalize people.

Do we really see him ever functioning in a group home?

Yes. Give him a routine and wranglers and he’ll manage. This isn’t the Chris of even ten years ago. He’s getting tired and old and while prone to the occasional spergout, can adapt. If given the option of a bed in a home or someone’s discarded skeet blanket on the ground outside, he’ll pout, take the bed, and make up some dumb cope.

 

[Tangie]

That almost never fucking happens in the US. Not since the 80s. It’s why schizophrenics who are much worse off mentally than Chris is just wander around cities and sleep on the ground in boxes. We don’t institutionalize people.

Yes. Give him a routine and wranglers and he’ll manage. This isn’t the Chris of even ten years ago. He’s getting tired and old and while prone to the occasional spergout, can adapt. If given the option of a bed in a home or someone’s discarded skeet blanket on the ground outside, he’ll pout, take the bed, and make up some dumb cope.

He is an exceptional case. Please show me another case similar.

Chris may never get back out into the world again after his entire documented history, as well as a long criminal record. Specifically, the multiple times documented of him not adapting. He got a fucking charge from sonics arms being blue.

He will not get out soon. Best case scenario within the next 2-3 years. Sorry if you don’t understand law but this is the reality.

Let’s not forget that the doctors will diagnose him with other disorders besides autism, such as BPD or DID. Such disorders will have the judge looking at the Doctors’ notes, medical records, as well as reassessing the criminal record, then deeming whether he is insane or not.

Id love to see him get out soon but he’s been a sperg for 20 years.

 

[Tangie]

I wish this was the ending https://youtu.be/PXbjfPq_LAQ

 

[Ophelia]

He is an exceptional case. Please show me another case similar.

He is really not. Compared to the cities crawling with truly delusional people, Chris is nothing. He’s perfect for a tard home.

Go visit the local homeless encampment. Once you get past the people who are there on purpose because they like drugs and the addicts who want out but can’t get their shit together, you reach the people crazier than Chris.

Chris is uniquely entertaining to us as OPL, but he isn’t bad enough to be in the bughouse. The standards in the US are too high.

Let’s not forget that the doctors will diagnose him with other disorders besides autism, such as BPD or DID.

Why do you think this?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He is really not. Compared to the cities crawling with truly delusional people, Chris is nothing.

There is people FAR more crazy than Chris who regularly end up in regular jail and back on the streets repeatedly. I think people are naive when it comes to the american justice system and lunatics. Like you said, chris is not special.

Also, Chris can be as crazy as he likes, he's missing one key ingredient that would keep him locked up or institutionalized; he's not violent. When Chris tards out he goes into hedgehog defense mode. He shuts down and ignores everyone and everything and lays on the floor. I imagine after he gets out, he'll be back in jail within 1-5 years max. (since he cannot go back to 14bc)

 

[Jon Osterman]

Let’s not forget that the doctors will diagnose him with other disorders besides autism, such as BPD or DID. Such disorders will have the judge looking at the Doctors’ notes, medical records, as well as reassessing the criminal record, then deeming whether he is insane or not.

Neither BPD nor DID would work for an insanity plea. The people who have them can still tell right from wrong, and the most crucial part of the criminal insanity definition is that a person can't do that. Chris could have a small city's worth of personalities within his broken mind, but if he knows that raping old ladies is wrong and that that's what he did, he can't get out on insanity.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Yes. Give him a routine and wranglers and he’ll manage. This isn’t the Chris of even ten years ago. He’s getting tired and old and while prone to the occasional spergout, can adapt. If given the option of a bed in a home or someone’s discarded skeet blanket on the ground outside, he’ll pout, take the bed, and make up some dumb cope.

This is my theory. Chris is completely removed from his previous life. There's no teaching him for a few hours, only for him to return to the internet or his toys, and forget everything. If he's put in a group home situation, he's going to have a rigid routine, and people that will force him. He can whine all he wants, but there's the threat of the felony charges hanging over his head. People forget that he's still got that charge, and this year of seeing how he copes in a group home is the "Test" he has to go through. If he fucks up, then it's right back to court to face the music.

Also, Chris can be as crazy as he likes, he's missing one key ingredient that would keep him locked up or institutionalized; he's not violent. When Chris tards out he goes into hedgehog defense mode. He shuts down and ignores everyone and everything and lays on the floor. I imagine after he gets out, he'll be back in jail within 1-5 years max. (since he cannot go back to 14bc)

Oh Chris is violent. People forget that just because he hasn't acted out in his most famous incidents, such as at a convention where he thinks everyone loves him, that he's not capable of that. Just recently, at the nut house, he had to be physically restrained by multiple staff, put in a choke hold, and eventually restrained in a restraint chair. They don't do that just because he's whining or even yelling. This goes all the way back to his violent outburst in his elementary school, a child, needing grown adults to hold him down because he was chimping out that much.

Plus there's the entire history of Chris's violent outbursts, and needing to be hogtied at Target, Snyder stuff, never ending death threats, etc... Just because he can't throw a punch or get into a real fight, doesn't mean he's not capable of violence.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

They don't do that just because he's whining or even yelling.

Actually they do, and it's likely he was restrained because he went comatose when they wanted to transport him. If he doesn't comply that's what will happen. The synder thing maybe, but everything else target, school, etc he wasn't tackled and restrained because he was hulking out, He was having a toddler tantrum on the ground because he wasn't getting his way.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Actually they do, and it's likely he was restrained because he went comatose when they wanted to transport him. If he doesn't comply that's what will happen. The synder thing maybe, but everything else target, school, etc he wasn't tackled and restrained because he was hulking out, He was having a toddler tantrum on the ground because he wasn't getting his way.

No, I don't think that was the case. It was at the time where Chris was being transferred out of the mental hospital, where he thought it meant he was going home (like the rest of the times he's been in custody), but instead, found out he was just going back to jail. Chris's biggest fear and hatred is going to a mental hospital, so he's not caring about how he acts. I guarantee that some staffer touched Chris and he just went ballistic. "Hedgehog Defense Mode" was one time. Every other time he's gotten in trouble, from Mary Lee Walsh, to this recent time, Chris has chimped out. Even in his retelling of historical events.

 

[Ophelia]

Plus there's the entire history of Chris's violent outbursts, and needing to be hogtied at Target

Did that actually happen or was Chris exaggerating when he described it? I can see him being held down, maybe even in a hogtie pose; but actually hogtied?

never ending death threats,

Who among us has never issued a death threat? We don’t do the “words are violence” bullshit here.

I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just pondering the evidence.

There are homes where tards as violent as Chris can be are allowed to go, at least as long as they can keep their shit together. If the threat of going back to jail is enough to keep him from throwing punches, he’ll resign himself to hedgehog defense. He’d not be the only one at the joint who does that.

Again, remember that Chris is forty. The average American fatfat is probably feeling his age if they’re as sedentary as Chris is, and Chris eats terribly on top of that. He’s also had a year of conditioning to follow orders and sulk his way through the day.

Of course he could tard rage at something, flip a table, and end up back in jail or on the streets. But he’s not going to the cuckoo’s nest.

 

[Tangie]

He is really not. Compared to the cities crawling with truly delusional people, Chris is nothing. He’s perfect for a tard home.

Go visit the local homeless encampment. Once you get past the people who are there on purpose because they like drugs and the addicts who want out but can’t get their shit together, you reach the people crazier than Chris.

Chris is uniquely entertaining to us as OPL, but he isn’t bad enough to be in the bughouse. The standards in the US are too high.


Why do you think this?

I encourage you to find another case where the judge sealed the court proceedings. Very very rare.

 

[Jon Osterman]

No, I don't think that was the case. It was at the time where Chris was being transferred out of the mental hospital, where he thought it meant he was going home (like the rest of the times he's been in custody), but instead, found out he was just going back to jail. Chris's biggest fear and hatred is going to a mental hospital, so he's not caring about how he acts. I guarantee that some staffer touched Chris and he just went ballistic. "Hedgehog Defense Mode" was one time. Every other time he's gotten in trouble, from Mary Lee Walsh, to this recent time, Chris has chimped out. Even in his retelling of historical events.

Did that actually happen or was Chris exaggerating when he described it? I can see him being held down, maybe even in a hogtie pose; but actually hogtied?

Just recently, at the nut house, he had to be physically restrained by multiple staff, put in a choke hold, and eventually restrained in a restraint chair

Hedgehog defense may have been one time, but it's also one out of the three times where the actual event was recorded (the others being Gamestop and Snyder). Chris is not at all a reliable narrator for these type of events, if he can dramatize things to get some sympathy he will. That would include saying that the police hogtied him just because he was loitering, or that hospital staff got him in a chokehold and played kick the autistic. They're probably not completely fabricated, but believing Chris told us exactly what happened and nothing else is absurd.

 

[AnOminous]

This isn’t the Chris of even ten years ago. He’s getting tired and old and while prone to the occasional spergout, can adapt.

That's what we were saying right before he repeatedly raped his mom and repeatedly chimped out in jail and a loony bin.

 

[Ophelia]

That's what we were saying right before he repeatedly raped his mom and repeatedly chimped out in jail and a loony bin.

Raping Barb didn’t exactly take a lot of effort.

He’ll chimp, but it could be the kind of chimp staff in a home can handle. That is the question. If it isn’t, he goes out to the streets or the waiting arms of weens.

 

[AnOminous]

Raping Barb didn’t exactly take a lot of effort.

He’ll chimp, but it could be the kind of chimp staff in a home can handle. That is the question. If it isn’t, he goes out to the streets or the waiting arms of weens.

Well, he bought and actually read a book that might as well have been "how to rape Barb" and scheduled it on a regular basis repeatedly. That's more effort than he's put into anything else in recent memory.

 

[Tangie]

Well, he bought and actually read a book that might as well have been "how to rape Barb" and scheduled it on a regular basis repeatedly. That's more effort than he's put into anything else in recent memory.

Holy shit Chris read a book? That is a lot of effort for Chris, plus the scheduling. What book was this?

 

[AnOminous]

Holy shit Chris read a book? That is a lot of effort for Chris, plus the scheduling. What book was this?

 

[Jon Osterman]

Well, he bought and actually read a book that might as well have been "how to rape Barb" and scheduled it on a regular basis repeatedly. That's more effort than he's put into anything else in recent memory.

Fatty takes 8 years to finish a single comic but pulls out all the stops when it comes to banging his own mom.
My two cents is that going on a rampage and banging Barb are two different things. Just because he put more effort into raping Barb than anything else he's even done doesn't mean he'll also be violent enough that normal tard homes can't deal with him.